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Old 04-24-07, 02:33 PM
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I was just sittin at Starbucks, sippin a latte, getting a chuckle out of all the poor cagers driving by in their CARS!
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I seen this stuff on the road the other day that made me sick
It was this guy riding his bike
and he only went 15 miles and it took him an hour
then he had to quit because he was tired
man what poser, but the news didn't say who it was
Come to think of it...his name was, it was me
Damn!

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Originally Posted by ollo_ollo
While you're watching yellow jersey guy at Starbucks, don't run over that old man on the blue Torelli!
You mean that old man doesn't ride a De Rosa?
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Originally Posted by cohophysh
So I am bebopping through Olympia in my Scion...
Poseur >> Cager

...a bright yellow shirt...

Hmmm.... is that bright as in bright, or a day-glo?

After all, Assos sells a bright yellow jersey.



But not neon lime.

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Old 04-24-07, 03:49 PM
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Originally Posted by Quijibo187
This is a scion, they're "customizable from the factory" vehicles. from what I understand.
Hey, now we finally know what happened to Robocop!
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Old 04-24-07, 04:06 PM
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I thought this was a scion:
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Hey whats wrong with neon lime or as I call it Killer green. In this part of the country when its dark and dreary 9 months of the year we need all the bright stuff we can get even a lime green Scion.
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Originally Posted by cohophysh
So I am bebopping through Olympia in my Scion when very bright yellow shirt catches my attention. Well low and behold is a cyclist in a bright yellow shirt and lycra, in front of Starbucks, feet propped up, glasses on, and coffee in hand. I just had to chuckle. He was the ultimate picture of relaxation!
Hey - that is not fair. I had just rode 1.37 miles. I needed a well deserved break.
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Old 04-24-07, 07:56 PM
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Come visit the westside of L.A. if you really want to be be in the midst of ultimate poseurs. they're everywhere, and some are even my good friends. i know lots of guys with uci weight limit breaking bikes with wheels that cost more than 2 of my bikes who've never entered a race. it's ridiculous.
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Old 04-24-07, 09:17 PM
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So all the cool kids "bebop" in Scions now
You guys are to funny...not so sure about the cool kid part...unless you consider my daughter the cool one with the passenger side windown downn not the 40 something driver...and yes a cager I was on that beautiful day. I think I had bike envy that day
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Originally Posted by stringbreaker
Hey whats wrong with neon lime...?
If you have to ask you'll never know.
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Originally Posted by DocRay
And this is about poseurs...
Beat me to it.
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Old 04-24-07, 11:33 PM
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"You mean that old man doesn't ride a De Rosa?"

Its torn down & in for paint.
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Old 04-24-07, 11:43 PM
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Originally Posted by ollo_ollo
While you're watching yellow jersey guy at Starbucks, don't run over that old man on the blue Torelli!
There's also that guy that rides around town on the custom built low rider with the chopper bars. Usually on the sidewalks, if memory serves.

And on fashion advice: do I hand in my poseur credentials because Fasso Bortolo no longer exists? It's a really good Nailini....
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"There's also that guy that rides around town on the custom built low rider with the chopper bars"

Yep, last time I saw him, bike had a fresh paint job, looks better now but kid still rides it at walking speed!
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Old 04-25-07, 09:18 AM
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I have seen that bike too, I was told the handlebars are called ape hangers, It makes my arms and shoulders tired just watching him ride that thing.
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