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Old 05-14-07, 10:13 AM
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I am one out of shape MF'er

First time out on the bike yesterday since last September. Yeah I'm a big wuss in the cold months and my trainer sat mostly unused. So much fun to be out there again, but wow --- what can happen to a body that goes without exercise for months on end. My legs were burning even going up short hills. So now it's back to 4 days/week to get back in some semblance of shape.

I'd like to say I was doing a scientific study on the effects of no exercise, but I was just plain lazy. Now I can't stop thinking about getting on the bike again.
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Stop F'ing so many M's and get on the bike. F'ing clearly isn't keeping you in shape.
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Dude...since Sept? That is more than half the year off the bike...where do you live?

I thought I spent too much time off the bike this winter...been back on since late March and I STILL don't feel like I have my fitness back...though last night I did feel REALLY good while climbing. Too bad I didn't have more time. Today out on the fixie over lunch I of course felt like I was glued to the ground.
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Would you believe I live up in Alaska where it is dark six months out of the year? OK, I live in Maryland and I was just a big fat P-word all winter (and part of Fall and Spring too).
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Originally Posted by DrPete
Stop F'ing so many M's and get on the bike. F'ing clearly isn't keeping you in shape.
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I took 6 weeks off the bike and I felt horrible after that. I lost about 60 watts on a 3 mile TT. The only reason I did it was because I broke my collarbone and spleen.
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Originally Posted by recursive
I took 6 weeks off the bike and I felt horrible after that. I lost about 60 watts on a 3 mile TT. The only reason I did it was because I broke my collarbone and spleen.

You broke your spleen?!?
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You broke your spleen?!?
We use the term "lacerated," but yes, it can happen.
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Yup, busted it so bad, I had to have emergency splenectomy, and am now asplenic. I gots plenty Howell-Jolly bodies.
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Yup, busted it so bad, I had to have emergency splenectomy, and am now asplenic. I gots plenty Howell-Jolly bodies.
Did you get your vaccines?
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Did you get your vaccines?
Yes. Four of them, I seem to recall. I don't remember the names of them all though.
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I have to agree with Grasschopper - I was off the bike from October through late March and I am just now starting to feel like I have some form back. Granted I was off for medical reasons, but I was climbing the walls (and building bikes) the whole time.

I have lost so much form that now I think I have overtrained and hit some sort of wall. I have no energy and can't seem to get my HR even close to where is used to stay. I also have a permanant case of not being able to "get the lead out" of my legs. First instinct is overtraining, but that's what sucks...it's from my commute....
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Originally Posted by recursive
Yes. Four of them, I seem to recall. I don't remember the names of them all though.
H. influenzae, N. meningitidis, and S. pneumoniae are the standard ones. Not sure what the 4th would be, but something new may have come up the pike since the last time I took out a spleen. There are some other organisms you might be susceptible to that are more common where you live or something like that too.

Glad you're OK, though...
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Well, I was told to seek immediate medical attention if my temperature ever reaches 101. Hasn't happened since Fall.

*fingers crossed*
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I have to agree with Grasschopper - I was off the bike from October through late March and I am just now starting to feel like I have some form back. Granted I was off for medical reasons, but I was climbing the walls (and building bikes) the whole time.

I have lost so much form that now I think I have overtrained and hit some sort of wall. I have no energy and can't seem to get my HR even close to where is used to stay. I also have a permanant case of not being able to "get the lead out" of my legs. First instinct is overtraining, but that's what sucks...it's from my commute....
Between work, a long winter, and a messed-up back, I was off the bike from Oct thru mid April. It seems like my 1st instinct is to try and "catch up" and push too hard, too soon --- which is probably the best way to mess up my back again. I rode 106 miles on Sat (previous high this year was 40). I was smart enough to stop paying attention to average speed after 40 miles, but in retrospect it was something I shouldn't have done.

So what I did to help avoid trying to "catch up" and concentrate more on enjoying the fact that I'm actually back on the bike was to buy a camera and take it w/ me on my rides. It's caused me to become more aware and appreciative of my surroundings (instead of the stupid numbers my computer is spitting out). I figure this way the base miles will accumulate, the chances of overtraining will decrease, I'll develop a good level of base fitness and I'll get some great pics in the meantime.

Don't get me wrong though, once I figure I've taken enough pics and my fitness level has increased a bit, I know that I'll want to do a couple hammerfests a week in preparation for some races.
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Wow, I felt guilty for taking a week off back in December.
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Originally Posted by recursive
Well, I was told to seek immediate medical attention if my temperature ever reaches 101. Hasn't happened since Fall.

*fingers crossed*
Those are words to live by. I took care of a guy who got septic from a DF-2 infection resulting from a dog bite. Bad things, man... bad things.
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Originally Posted by recursive
Yup, busted it so bad, I had to have emergency splenectomy, and am now asplenic. I gots plenty Howell-Jolly bodies.
Ehhh, spleens are overrated anyway. You're bike didn't get hurt did it?
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Originally Posted by DrPete
We use the term "lacerated," but yes, it can happen.

haha...just giving him a hard time
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Ehhh, spleens are overrated anyway. You're bike didn't get hurt did it?
Nope. Not even a scratch. And I'm 200 grams lighter! I bet the next fad in cycling will be elective organ removal. UCI may require a 6.8 kg bike, but they don't require a pancreas!
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Nope. Not even a scratch. And I'm 200 grams lighter! I bet the next fad in cycling will be elective organ removal. UCI may require a 6.8 kg bike, but they don't require a pancreas!
Nah... small intestine and colon are where it's at. You can dump some serious weight there with no loss of performance. You kinda need a pancreas, though.
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Man, I feel like crap just being limited to commuting in the winter...if I stayed off the bike all winter I'd be a real slug, not just play one on TV.
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Originally Posted by DrPete
Nah... small intestine and colon are where it's at. You can dump some serious weight there with no loss of performance. You kinda need a pancreas, though.
Don't you need your small intestine to absorb nutrients?

Of course, I could drop a few pounds by getting a penis reduction....
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Originally Posted by 2Tired2Shift
Don't you need your small intestine to absorb nutrients?

Of course, I could drop a few pounds by getting a penis reduction....


Yeah, you need some small intestine, but not ALL of it... it's amazing how much of it can come out with no untoward effects...
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Originally Posted by 2Tired2Shift
Of course, I could drop a few pounds by getting a penis reduction....
Then we'd see you wandering around trying to find the Wizard of Oz, singing "If I'd only kept my brain"
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