Me too.
Great ghost of Dale Earnhardt, JB Weld 'n' Chevy-ro-lay, wudder yew dewin' Beuford? Yew best no be makin no friend with nun'a 'dem yella-bellied slitherin' snake Yankees wearing 'dem skin tight shorts ridin' 'dem fancy bike-sickles.

lol.

Mostly I hear either, "Want a Beer?" (Off the bike) or "GET THE (*&^@#!%@#! OFF THE )(&*^%^%#ing ROAD!!!" (when I'm on the bike) :D

What do you call a redneck girl who can run faster than her brothers?

Total guess, but I'm saying a virgin.

Bingo!