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TheKillerPenguin 05-24-07 10:32 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by 55/Rad
And life get's better in the long run. But I ain't there yet....

Just keep on looking forward homie, it does get better :beer:

hiromian 05-24-07 10:44 PM

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Originally Posted by Snicklefritz
+1 Patriot likes guns, DrPete can take care of wounds, and Botto will only have to open his mouth and the rednecks will flee

exactly

rollin 05-24-07 11:47 PM

Has to Be Cypress, DrP, Patriot and Chipcom with dialtone on the bench. This is how I picture people (but wearing lycra):

Cypress:

http://i-love-cartoons.com/snags/cli...az-Tornado.jpg

DrPete:

http://www.transparencynow.com/images/hawk2.jpg

Patriot:

http://www.avclub.com/content/files/...on.article.jpg

Chipcom:
http://www.semsagt.net/myndir/021107.jpg

Dailtone (winning the TDF):

http://www.michiganhistorymagazine.c...es/sherman.jpg

Starclimber 05-24-07 11:57 PM

Cuski for sure...'Where would you like your third knee?' are words I wouldn't want directed my way. Euro was so carelessly offensive you just KNOW the rednecks would begin to get that 'bad feeling'. I can see him testing a leaky tube in the expanding puddle of blood...'Where is that hole...oh, it's in your neck, ah hahahah...'
Number 3 is a toss-up...Cypress would for sure shoot them...if they were, say, red-neck squirrels. Patentcad would reiterate his entire cycling history to get them shuffling distractedly from foot to foot, looking awkward, then slap them upside the head with his Ibis...

No, I'd have to go with ViperZ. That nutcase commutes through the Saskatoon WINTER!!! His icy gaze would chill them to the bone, and they'd need to go to Timmy's to warm up. Fight would be over before it began.

ViperZ 05-24-07 11:59 PM

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Originally Posted by Starclimber
Cuski for sure...'Where would you like your third knee?' are words I wouldn't want directed my way. Euro was so carelessly offensive you just KNOW the rednecks would begin to get that 'bad feeling'. I can see him testing a leaky tube in the expanding puddle of blood...'Where is that hole...oh, it's in your neck, ah hahahah...'
Number 3 is a toss-up...Cypress would for sure shoot them...if they were, say, red-neck squirrels. Patentcad would reiterate his entire cycling history to get them shuffling distractedly from foot to foot, looking awkward, then slap them upside the head with his Ibis...

No, I'd have to go with ViperZ. That nutcase commutes through the Saskatoon WINTER!!! His icy gaze would chill them to the bone, and they'd need to go to Timmy's to warm up. Fight would be over before it began.


:roflmao:

Thanks man... Although I do have to admit, I'm a softy at heart :o

abeyance 05-25-07 12:07 AM

just make sure to take off your shoes....

cue the youtube video

Go_Fast 05-25-07 12:08 AM

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Originally Posted by CastIron
You likely haven't been in enough, then.


you'd be wrong.

superdex 05-25-07 12:24 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by abeyance
just make sure to take off your shoes....

cue the youtube video

yessir!

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4mCIwIs2TbY

Snicklefritz 05-25-07 12:33 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by rollin
Has to Be Cypress, DrP, Patriot and Chipcom with dialtone on the bench. This is how I picture people (but wearing lycra):


Dailtone (winning the TDF):

http://www.michiganhistorymagazine.c...es/sherman.jpg

Just think how many watts he can dial it up to in that thing!!!

atomship47 05-25-07 12:35 AM

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Originally Posted by Blue Jays
You gotta fight for your right to party.


KILL WHITEY!

atomship47 05-25-07 12:36 AM

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Originally Posted by Go_Fast
i like to fight.

i like to win fights.









i don't care much for losing them.

atomship47 05-25-07 12:37 AM

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Originally Posted by 3MTA3
i already have jack johnson & tom o'leary with me at all times.

hehehe

i killed a guy with a trident

samsation7 05-25-07 12:48 AM

I nominate me, my frame pump, and my trusty Glock18

Quote:

Originally Posted by 2Tired2Shift
Riddle me this:

You are out on a ride with 3 other BF members. During this ride a huge Chevy pickup corners your group and 4 rednecks get out looking for a fight. You have no choice but to throw down. Which 3 BF members would you chose for the team? Why?

Note: You can't pick Ryanf, because we all know the rednecks wouldn't even dare get out of the truck if they saw him.


Patriot 05-25-07 12:57 AM

Oddly enough, I actually busted a gut and felt honored at the same time to have my name associated with GSP. He was one of the greatest.


http://www.avclub.com/content/files/...on.article.jpg

HigherGround 05-25-07 01:58 AM

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Originally Posted by Patriot
Oddly enough, I actually busted a gut and felt honored at the same time to have my name associated with GSP. He was one of the greatest.


http://www.avclub.com/content/files/...on.article.jpg

Wow, just look at those guads! :crash:-time for sure!

HigherGround 05-25-07 01:59 AM

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Originally Posted by atomship47
i killed a guy with a trident

... in Reno, just to watch him die....

HigherGround 05-25-07 02:10 AM

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Originally Posted by ravenmore

Depends - is your wife and sister in that photo? ;)

CycleAloha 05-25-07 02:12 AM

I'd take mrt10x and DrPete, I know what a few Marines and a Doc are capable of....hurt 'em bad and then help 'em cuz we have to....

VegaVixen 05-25-07 02:16 AM

Siu, BDG, and wethepeople. :)

The key, peeps, is diversity and skill sets....

But, in all honesty, I've had to deal with rednecks in pickups all my life. Ain't no big deal when it's wha'chu've grown up with. <shrug> They's je's big ol' boys with too much time on they hands. But they can be reckoned with, if'n ya keep it up and up. <serious Vega look>

blonduathlongrl 05-25-07 03:55 AM

humm both cypress and dial tones are lovers, not fighters!:eek:

if you catch me on a bad day well...:p

Namenda 05-25-07 04:50 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by atomship47
i like to win fights.

i don't care much for losing them.


True for most. Regardless, win or lose, the post-fight dental work still sucks.

Ryleeryno 05-25-07 05:01 AM

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Originally Posted by DrPete
Cypress, Dial_Tone, and Chipcom. End of thread.

All star team right there.

WheresWaldo 05-25-07 05:41 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by VegaVixen
Siu, BDG, and wethepeople. :)

The key, peeps, is diversity and skill sets....

But, in all honesty, I've had to deal with rednecks in pickups all my life. Ain't no big deal when it's wha'chu've grown up with. <shrug> They's je's big ol' boys with too much time on they hands. But they can be reckoned with, if'n ya keep it up and up. <serious Vega look>

But what if the Rednecks were these guys:

http://img.search.com/thumb/d/d7/Gen...px-General.jpg

I'm thinkin' theres gonna be more luvin' than fightin'.

blonduathlongrl 05-25-07 05:45 AM

why didnt anyone mention patencad?
if he acts as crazy as he does online.. that should be enough to scare anyone!

hehe

chipcom 05-25-07 05:59 AM

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Originally Posted by superdex
why do I have this sneaky feeling Cypress would be arms deep in the truck before they even got out, while DrPete and Chipcom would just giggle?

Dex proves he is a master tactician - yes, we only want Cypress along so we can throw him to the wolves and watch them knaw on is massive guads while we munch popcorn.


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