The rednecks would be too busy laughing at the spandex to fight.

Time heals the wounds, Rad.

Did I see you at this show?

I just got to thinking. Is this team supposedly roadies only?

I'm sure we could get some scrappy fellas from the MTB and Fixie forums in on it. Then again, most of the MTB'ers would prolly be too baked to do any good. ;)

R600DuraAce is all thats needed. He can dial it up to 400watts.

A few volunteers from the Clydesdale group is all we'll be needing.

Big rarely equals fight competence. In any case, I'd want Botto to annoy them, BDG to distract them, and Chip to split the burden, cause I can fight two at a time with a fair degree of competency.

I'll take Chipcom and his dog. While the rednecks are laughing at his dog, Ill flatten their truck tires, steal their beer and ride away.

RyanF....one look at those Jan-like thighs of his and they'd all run away crying like little girls!! :)

Cydewaze, (Euro- Can I pick him?), KillerPenguin, Pinch hitter- Botto

Sweet, thanks for the vote.. You know that threesome could cause all sorts of chaos in all sorts of settings..


There is a guy who hardly posts anymore named Devil, He is an MMA fighter, and I would want him there for sure.

+1 Patriot likes guns, DrPete can take care of wounds, and Botto will only have to open his mouth and the rednecks will flee

Now what makes you sissy-boy, spandex diaper wearing, skinny-arsed racer boys think that I wouldn't just let em pummel you in exchange for one of their beers and a chew? :eek:

Drat, I don't like beer, don't chew, and have this stupid honor thing going about dancing with the ones that brung me - especially when they're my bros. I hate my freakin scruples. :mad:

i already have jack johnson & tom o'leary with me at all times.

I have learned how to speak redneck during my travels so I think I'd be alright, but if "I had to throw down" I would pick the following....

-Chipcom - no brainer
-Kimbercop - ...well....he's a cop, duh
-Botto - to make the rednecks realize that they are too stupid to fight us.

Rad and me.

That's an angry MF right now.

He'll take 'em by himself . . . I'm just there to pull him off them.

Having ridden with Ravenmore, he's getting a vote from me. Dial-Tone just based on images and track racing attitude.

FWIW, I fight dirty and am not scared to wrap a 36h Deep V around someone's face. Steel frame is good for more than one hit too. I'd like to see a fallen redneck tell me my frame didn't feel stiff enough :D

F'n A- Dial Tone's guns look like they're the size of my waist! Cypress would already have thrown something blunt and heavy at them, and I don't know about chipcom, but I certainly don't go around messin' with trannys. Red House talks **** enough that he must be able to scrap, or at least take a beating.:D

why do I have this sneaky feeling Cypress would be arms deep in the truck before they even got out, while DrPete and Chipcom would just giggle?

****, Ravenmore, just saw the pic of you here and in the Texas Jersey thread, you're definitely included in my roadie ass kickin' dream team, and my pal Gerry (not on the forum), I think he carries a concealed weapon to church...

That sounds about right. :D

i like to fight.

You likely haven't been in enough, then.

You gotta fight for your right to party.

hahahahahahahaha. Thanks for the vote of confidence, if the guys we were fighting had their arms tied behind their backs I might be able to take em :D