View Poll Results: Who best exemplifies Cycling Idiocy?
Freds
11
4.53%
Road Nazis
94
38.68%
Pcad
44
18.11%
Ryanf
94
38.68%
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Who are the Biggest Cycling Idiots?
09-22-07, 04:38 PM
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Peloton Shelter Dog
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Who are the Biggest Cycling Idiots?
Cast your vote here, then discuss.
09-22-07, 04:41 PM
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09-22-07, 04:41 PM
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James
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Where is the all of the above option?
09-22-07, 04:45 PM
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09-22-07, 05:32 PM
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Judging by the looks I get from co-workers & students when I ride to work (now a 3-4 time a week occurance), and the fact that even I think road saddles look like torture devices, I would say all of us have a bit of idiocy. But Road Nazis are the worst, not because they should know better, but because they don't realize they are idiots. Fred's, on the other hand, embrace the inner idiot, while Pcad mocks it & RyanF parodies it (I think).
09-22-07, 05:32 PM
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What's a Road Nazi?
I know of the other riders but I'm not familiar enough to say ranks where.
I know of the other riders but I'm not familiar enough to say ranks where.
09-22-07, 05:40 PM
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Peloton Shelter Dog
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One thing is certain: no self disrespecting Road Nazi (Pcad included) will ever tell you. But all you really have to do to find out is:
• Take out a USCF racing license and to to any medium to large sized crit or RR
• Show up at the local hard core racer training ride
All will be revealed to you.
• Take out a USCF racing license and to to any medium to large sized crit or RR
• Show up at the local hard core racer training ride
All will be revealed to you.
09-22-07, 05:41 PM
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Peloton Shelter Dog
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By the way the fact that only one member here has chosen 'Fred' does underscore my assertion that it's a Fred Fred Fred Fred World.
09-22-07, 05:43 PM
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Where is DocRay???
09-22-07, 05:46 PM
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Peloton Shelter Dog
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09-22-07, 05:49 PM
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09-22-07, 05:52 PM
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09-22-07, 06:03 PM
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teach me, oh great master of Zen cycling. I am young, and eager to learn, with much skin to loose to the road and $$$ to spend on bikes. I will forever follow you as your faithful servant. Just teach me the way.
Wow. I really need some help. NOW!!!!
09-22-07, 06:22 PM
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Peloton Shelter Dog
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YES!!!! I HAVE FOUND MY MASTER!!!!
teach me, oh great master of Zen cycling. I am young, and eager to learn, with much skin to loose to the road and $$$ to spend on bikes. I will forever follow you as your faithful servant. Just teach me the way.
Wow. I really need some help. NOW!!!!
teach me, oh great master of Zen cycling. I am young, and eager to learn, with much skin to loose to the road and $$$ to spend on bikes. I will forever follow you as your faithful servant. Just teach me the way.
Wow. I really need some help. NOW!!!!
Unfortunately I am a Road Nazi, and the only appropriate response to your request for guidance is blow me.
09-22-07, 06:23 PM
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09-22-07, 06:33 PM
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I voted PCad cause he made a joke about my momma.
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09-22-07, 06:35 PM
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Making a kilometer blurry
I'm looking for the riders who run lights and/or stop signs when a driver can see them.
09-22-07, 06:49 PM
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09-22-07, 07:43 PM
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Making a kilometer blurry
A monsterous group is an exception. They often create less of a disturbance just rolling through.
I'm talking about the guy I just droped, who catches me at a light, and barely even slows down as he passes me in my trackstand.
Total tool.
I'm talking about the guy I just droped, who catches me at a light, and barely even slows down as he passes me in my trackstand.
Total tool.
09-22-07, 08:33 PM
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Judging by the looks I get from co-workers & students when I ride to work (now a 3-4 time a week occurance), and the fact that even I think road saddles look like torture devices, I would say all of us have a bit of idiocy. But Road Nazis are the worst, not because they should know better, but because they don't realize they are idiots. Fred's, on the other hand, embrace the inner idiot, while Pcad mocks it & RyanF parodies it (I think).