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531Aussie 11-26-07 07:42 PM


Originally Posted by seppomadness (Post 5696159)
Looks like the seppos tried to bury this thread overnight - barstids.

watcha mean?

seppomadness 11-26-07 11:58 PM

This is a pisser - check out Hilton Clarke! :D

Seems like some of these boys do the Hell Ride when they are home - might have to return and teach em a lesson! :eek::p

531Aussie 11-27-07 12:14 AM

he looks like enough of a fred with the "sleeveless top with no shoulders or tri's" look without having to sit funny on the bike with his helmet pushed back. :) You've gotta have something -- at least a bit of a tan -- to wear a sleeveless top :p


http://www.tommynankervis.missingsad...7/11/hiltz.jpg

classic1 11-27-07 12:27 AM

See he is on next years team bike, not the Colnago

hairytoes 11-27-07 08:27 AM


Originally Posted by Johnny_Monkey (Post 5693086)

Any children under 18 also lost their citizenship, unless their other parent was an Australian citizen.

Yeah, I got caught out by this, back in the 90's. Bloody Bob Hawk.

billallbritten 11-27-07 10:38 AM

What's that in the water bottle holder?


Originally Posted by 531Aussie (Post 5698798)
he looks like enough of a fred with the "sleeveless top with no shoulders or tri's" look without having to sit funny on the bike with his helmet pushed back. :) You've gotta have something -- at least a bit of a tan -- to wear a sleeveless top :p


http://www.tommynankervis.missingsad...7/11/hiltz.jpg


531Aussie 11-27-07 10:47 AM

^^ I assume it's one of those things that holds a tube and tools, etc

baiskeli 11-27-07 11:44 AM


Originally Posted by mezza (Post 5669791)
We're racing, you aren't.

Gloat with me fellow Australians.

That is all.



;)

Do you also kill kittens on your day off?
Bastid!
(Though it was relatively warm today morning when I went for a ride) So there:p

elgalad 11-27-07 10:25 PM

There is a thread going on about some poor american piss called "Fat Tire."

Please help me edumucate these hopeless seppo's as to what constitutes real beer:

http://www.bikeforums.net/showthread.php?t=365732

Brian 11-27-07 10:30 PM

Is this the new TAT? Have the boys come back to BF?

classic1 11-27-07 10:57 PM


Originally Posted by Brian (Post 5704984)
Is this the new TAT? Have the boys come back to BF?

The dream lives on. :p

I never went away.:)

Johnny_Monkey 11-28-07 12:31 AM


Originally Posted by elgalad (Post 5704956)
There is a thread going on about some poor american piss called "Fat Tire."

Please help me edumucate these hopeless seppo's as to what constitutes real beer:

http://www.bikeforums.net/showthread.php?t=365732

And what constitutes real beer? Not VB or Carlton Cold if that's what you're thinking.

531Aussie 11-28-07 12:36 AM


Originally Posted by Johnny_Monkey (Post 5705506)
And what constitutes real beer? Not VB or Carlton Cold if that's what you're thinking.

here's an evolving raking of the top 61 beers voted by Aussies. There are a few omissions, and it's obviously not a consensus -- I think Sydney centric

.
http://www.tastebeer.com.au/rated-beers/

Ranking out of 5


Emu Export (3.37)
Little Creatures Pale Ale (3.17)
Tooheys Extra Dry (2.97)
Coopers Sparkling Ale (2.95)
Pure Blonde (2.95)
Stella Artois (2.93)
Swan Draught (2.92)
Beez Neez Honey Wheat Beer (2.91)
Carlton Draught (2.91)
Coopers Extra Strong Vintage Ale (2.91)
Emu Bitter (2.91)
Melbourne Bitter (2.91)
Victoria Bitter (2.90)
Heineken (2.89)
Asahi Super Dry (2.87)
Becks (2.85)
Hollandia (2.85)
James Boag’s Premium (2.85)
Kirin Ichiban (2.85)
Nastro Azzuro (2.85)
Bluetongue Premium Lager (2.84)
Carlton Cold (2.84)
Carlton Premium Dry (2.84)
Grolsch Premium Lager (2.84)
James Squire Original Amber Ale (2.84)
Redback (2.84)
Rogers Beer (Little Creatures) (2.84)
Tooheys Old (2.84)
Tuborg (2.84)
Boag’s Strongarm Bitter (2.83)
Budjejovicky Budvar (2.83)
Carlton Midstrength (2.83)
Pilsner Urquell (2.83)
Carlsberg Beer (2.82)
James Squire Pilsener (2.82)
Little Creatures Pilsner (2.82)
Trumer Pils (2.82)
Coopers Brewery Mild Ale (2.81)
Crown Lager (2.81)
Weihenstephaner Kristall Weissbier (2.81)
Bavaria (2.80)
Boag’s Draught (2.80)
Oranjeboom Premium Lager (2.80)
Rooftop Red Lager (2.80)
Tooheys New (2.79)
Cascade Premium Lager (2.77)
Boag’s St George (2.75)
Gold Bohemia Beer (2.71)
XXXX Gold (2.67)
Weihenstephaner Pilsner (2.65)
Corona Extra (2.62)
Emu Draft (2.58)
Miller Genuine Draft (2.53)
Carlton Sterling (2.47)
Fürstenberg (2.41)
Primator (2.39)
Haägen Lager Beer (2.27)
Foster’s Lager (2.14)
Budweiser (1.90)
Hahn Premium Light (1.84)
Hahn Ice Beer (1.81)

Gusboh 11-28-07 12:44 AM

C'mon Nev, that list is a fricken disgrace.
Shows just how little taste Aussie men have :)

You seen Hammer'n'Tongs draught? Less than 30 for slab and it's selling like buggery. Tastes like refined sewage that had beer waved at it.

elgalad 11-28-07 12:44 AM

Yeah, Beez Neez is an awesome beer, but it's not the sort of thing you can drink a lot of in one sitting, as it's a little sweet.

Sparkling Ale and the Little Creatures Pale on the other hand...

Disappointed that VB ranked so highly, that stuff really is the definition of weak piss.

Johnny_Monkey 11-28-07 12:47 AM


Originally Posted by 531Aussie (Post 5705519)
here's an evolving raking of the top 61 beers voted by Aussies. There are a few omissions, and it's obviously not a consensus -- I think Sydney centric

.
http://www.tastebeer.com.au/rated-beers/

Ranking out of 5


Emu Export (3.37)
Little Creatures Pale Ale (3.17)
Tooheys Extra Dry (2.97)
Coopers Sparkling Ale (2.95)
Pure Blonde (2.95)
Stella Artois (2.93)
Swan Draught (2.92)
Beez Neez Honey Wheat Beer (2.91)
Carlton Draught (2.91)
Coopers Extra Strong Vintage Ale (2.91)
Emu Bitter (2.91)
Melbourne Bitter (2.91)
Victoria Bitter (2.90)
Heineken (2.89)
Asahi Super Dry (2.87)
Becks (2.85)
Hollandia (2.85)
James Boag’s Premium (2.85)
Kirin Ichiban (2.85)
Nastro Azzuro (2.85)
Bluetongue Premium Lager (2.84)
Carlton Cold (2.84)
Carlton Premium Dry (2.84)
Grolsch Premium Lager (2.84)
James Squire Original Amber Ale (2.84)
Redback (2.84)
Rogers Beer (Little Creatures) (2.84)
Tooheys Old (2.84)
Tuborg (2.84)
Boag’s Strongarm Bitter (2.83)
Budjejovicky Budvar (2.83)
Carlton Midstrength (2.83)
Pilsner Urquell (2.83)
Carlsberg Beer (2.82)
James Squire Pilsener (2.82)
Little Creatures Pilsner (2.82)
Trumer Pils (2.82)
Coopers Brewery Mild Ale (2.81)
Crown Lager (2.81)
Weihenstephaner Kristall Weissbier (2.81)
Bavaria (2.80)
Boag’s Draught (2.80)
Oranjeboom Premium Lager (2.80)
Rooftop Red Lager (2.80)
Tooheys New (2.79)
Cascade Premium Lager (2.77)
Boag’s St George (2.75)
Gold Bohemia Beer (2.71)
XXXX Gold (2.67)
Weihenstephaner Pilsner (2.65)
Corona Extra (2.62)
Emu Draft (2.58)
Miller Genuine Draft (2.53)
Carlton Sterling (2.47)
Fürstenberg (2.41)
Primator (2.39)
Haägen Lager Beer (2.27)
Foster’s Lager (2.14)
Budweiser (1.90)
Hahn Premium Light (1.84)
Hahn Ice Beer (1.81)

Half of them aren't Aussie beers. Having Emu export as best is a joke. Cooper's Sparkling Ale & Pale Ale, Little Creatures, Roger's, and MSB Amber Ale and IPA sh*t all over it.

elgalad 11-28-07 12:49 AM


Originally Posted by Johnny_Monkey (Post 5705555)
Half of them aren't Aussie beers. Having Emu export as best is a joke. Cooper's Sparkling Ale & Pale Ale, Little Creatures, Roger's, and MSB Amber Ale and IPA sh*t all over it.

Having never tried the Emu Export, I can neither agree nor disagree. However, the Little Creatures certainly is a top drink.

Oh, and who the hell actually thinks that Tooheys Extra Dry deserves a 2.97? I mean really, it's the beer you buy when you're broke and desperate to get pi$$ed.

531Aussie 11-28-07 12:51 AM


Originally Posted by Gusboh (Post 5705545)
C'mon Nev, that list is a fricken disgrace.:)
it.

yeah, but at least it shows we ain't bad enough to vote VB, Cold and Crown 1, 2 and 3 :)

classic1 11-28-07 01:18 AM


Originally Posted by elgalad (Post 5705547)
Yeah, Beez Neez is an awesome beer, but it's not the sort of thing you can drink a lot of in one sitting, as it's a little sweet.

Sparkling Ale and the Little Creatures Pale on the other hand...

Disappointed that VB ranked so highly, that stuff really is the definition of weak piss.

Your are right. VB is rubbish. Even Tooheys New is better. And I'm a Victorian.

seppomadness 11-28-07 07:54 PM

I am off to Chile this weekend. Wish me luck! :D

classic1 11-28-07 07:59 PM

You're a true humanitarian I say.

elgalad 11-28-07 08:23 PM

Has anyone ever undertaken a more generous and selfless act than buying sex for charity? :D

Gusboh 11-28-07 08:48 PM


Originally Posted by elgalad (Post 5711085)
Has anyone ever undertaken a more generous and selfless act than buying sex for charity? :D

Yes....

Giving it....

:D

classic1 11-28-07 08:59 PM

Any sex given to me is charity.

seppomadness 11-29-07 03:06 AM

I am destined never to come to terms with this image on so many levels..

http://i166.photobucket.com/albums/u...r/DSCN1014.jpg


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