for some reason I started building a new wheel last night in front of the TV; obsessed over its roundness for ages, and the next thing I knew it was 5:30am! D'OH!! :p Got up at 2:30pm!!!

Yeah didnt really work out. I only got 130km done and dusted by 9am (hands down the best morning ride of 2007). I was pissed off I didnt do my 200 so I didn't eat much for lunch in the end.

I did corrupt the relo's kids (6,8,10) - took em out to the paddock and pushed all the hay bales down the hill into the fence. They loved it. My uncle farken spat the dummy. What a sook!

Reminds me of the words of Kevin. :D

Yeah I stole it off Kev. He wrote some of the greatest lyrics of all time IMO. Like the chorus:

Do you fark on first dates?
Does ya Dad own a brewery?
Could I feel ya tits?
Or will ya show em to me?

Pure class.

hate to be serious, but do the big miles work for ya? Do you reckon it helps with power/endurance over, say, 30 to 60mins?

In other words, if someone can 'smash it' for 30mins, but not for 60, he (let's call him 'Neville :p) has obviously gotta get his power/endurance up. So, for eg, does "punching it" for 3 hrs at 300w help 'punching it' at 360w for an hour, or do you reckon that's not how it works?


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Yes it does.

I decided to pose this question to you good doctors because I know how descreet this thread is. ;)
I've been riding for a shat long time, and I've never (until tonight) turned and looked at me arse in the mirror. Fark me dead...I've got two BLACK skid marks on my arse where the saddle rubs :eek: . I called me missus into the bathroom to check it out and she gave me confirmation. :D
Should I be concerned? :o

^^ jeez, dunno. Is it permanent or does it wash off? :)

Just sounds like sound lycra dye coming off a getting stuck in the grooves in the arse skin :p

I might go check my arse, coz I usually wear black knicks

Why were you looking at your arse in the mirror? Are you some sort of sick pervert?

Because the mirror was there...Now I am worried, maybe I am. :eek:

I promise I won't look back there again.

I'm going to get to it with jif to see what happens.

Yes, you should be concerned - it's obviously rubbing off the saddle, and you know that those dyes contain all sorts of carcinogenic nasties, before you know it your nuts will be dropping off. ;) :eek:

The more important question is did your arse look big? :p

"****" roughly means "is/can be possible" in Dutch. No real word for it in English.

Maybe try wearing shorts next time you ride.

Frank Vandenbrouke and epo - a winning combination

http://www.belgiumkneewarmers.com/2007/12/vdb.html

My nuts will drop off**********:eek: Noooooooooooooooo
My arse DID look big!!! :(
I'm rooted then.

I've been doing a bit of research on, if you look at your own arse, are you are sicko pervert. I found that it is ok to look once, but any more than that, there is doubt. A bit like the "more than two shakes is a w a n k" theory.
Due to this, I will not be looking back there any more. ;)

that's cos Santa is a Seppo and he thinks your posts are shite.

I've just got to say "Ta" at least there's something interesting to read in the road forum now.
and what did you do to Daz Professional (ulle?) ?

marty (seppo supremius)

There you go then, it's confirmed - you're a soon-to-be-nutless sicko pervert with a fat arse.

The internet is truly a wonderful place. :p

Sean Kelly....could listen to him all day.

Can't say the same thing for Duffers. :(

Crikey - advertising revenue on this this forum has really been hoared about by the new owners. I get a banner ad on this site now from JB Hi Fi !!... A company known well for it's support of cycling :rolleyes::D

Where did you see that?

DasProfezzional didn't have the intellectual tools to cope with Seppomadness. God help him.

yeah, add 'dyes' to the list, :p along with most skin and hair products, radon (from lack of fresh air in the house), freon gases from fridges, formeldahyde from foam (couches, car seats, pillows, mattresses), fluorescent like, detergents, anything with benzene in it, cleaning products, etc, etc..:)...it goes on and on.

I've got a freak-out 'health' book that doesn't let you do anything. The author doesn't even sleep on cloured pillow slips, coz of dyes, and won't even wear any synthetic firbres!! :p

It appeared in the top right hand corner - beside the Bike Forums header. Now I've got one for "Performance Metals Australia". Doesn't really bother me, just thought it was weird.

I thought that I was seeing jb hi fi the other day, but couldn't remember where.

cheeky.