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531Aussie 01-21-08 11:42 PM


Originally Posted by classic1 (Post 6025996)
Why do you perverts have to sexualise everything? If I ever go riding with any of you lot no way am I doing a turn at the front, coz you'll all wanna purve on my arse.

that reminds me, how can guys not know that their dacks are worn out so bad at the back that their whole arse crack is showing? :p It's a bit off-putting when you're on someone's wheel

classic1 01-22-08 12:01 AM

Hey seppomadness, who deleted your

http://i190.photobucket.com/albums/z...uckcocks-1.jpg

photo? I thought is was piss funny myself. Even the link name is funny

Gusboh 01-22-08 12:08 AM


Originally Posted by classic1 (Post 6025996)
Why do you perverts have to sexualise everything? If I ever go riding with any of you lot no way am I doing a turn at the front, coz you'll all wanna purve on my arse.

... So that's why seppo is so keen on getting a ride in with you eh?

seppomadness 01-22-08 12:41 AM


Originally Posted by classic1 (Post 6026287)
I thought is was piss funny myself. Even the link name is funny

Nah I've never been piss funny in my life. I guess it was a pretty funny pic though!

I only look at blokes legs and their cassette/gearing. If Bartos is staring at guys bums on beach rd then someone needs to alert the authorities. I mean at least put up a sign or something.:p

Warning: Your arse could be visually abused by men on Beach Rd. Take necessary precautions.

Bloody Bumboy Bartos!!! :)

seppomadness 01-22-08 12:47 AM


Originally Posted by Gusboh (Post 6026306)
... So that's why seppo is so keen on getting a ride in with you eh?

Nope not me. I wouldnt ride with anyone at the moment I'm seriously out of shape! :( No zip. Or more to the point less than I never had. :)

Gusboh 01-22-08 01:06 AM


Originally Posted by 531Aussie (Post 6026206)
that reminds me, how can guys not know that their dacks are worn out so bad at the back that their whole arse crack is showing? :p It's a bit off-putting when you're on someone's wheel

Worse if it's in the front i'd reckon.

matagi 01-22-08 02:23 AM


Originally Posted by classic1 (Post 6023887)
Has anyone brought the new 'Ride'

Gheyest issue ever. All these pics of blokes in flash suits make it look like 'man-love monthly'

No, but maybe I should head to the newsagent during my lunchbreak tomorrow. Pics of blokes in flash suits doesn't worry me. :p

Jono L 01-23-08 05:49 AM

bumpage

531Aussie 01-23-08 05:52 AM

^^ Exo's the only one really keeping this thing alive, so if he ain't around, this thread withers :D

Jono L 01-23-08 06:01 AM

well you better go find him and tell him that TAN is where the real party is out.

Jono L 01-23-08 06:01 AM

or at

classic1 01-23-08 06:14 AM

I don't think he liked all the swearing and lack of moderation at TAN, thats why he's over here. Much more civilised for a sensitive bloke like seppomadness.

seppomadness 01-23-08 06:45 AM


Originally Posted by classic1 (Post 6033481)
I don't think he liked all the swearing and lack of moderation at TAN, thats why he's over here. Much more civilised for a sensitive bloke like seppomadness.

I'm ok. Just hate pulling daggers out of my back. I have 'trust' issues lol. Besides I like having seppos 'on tap' over here. :D

TOP was/is a 'bunker' against the koffee bombs.

This place is the spiritual home of the really funny **** back in the day when hitchy and jock et al would go off tap.

I do prefer TOP when the tour is on. Some good discussions are had then.

edit: i used 'on tap' and 'off tap' in the same post. bonus points surely? no? oh well.

531Aussie 01-23-08 06:48 AM

did everyone know that the TDU highlights are on ABS every day at 6pm?
I farkin didn't. Thanks everyone for telling me :p

531Aussie 01-23-08 06:49 AM


Originally Posted by seppomadness (Post 6033542)

edit: i used 'on tap' and 'off tap' in the same post. .

yeah, bloody taps -- who needs 'em?

531Aussie 01-23-08 06:55 AM

Hey Exo, are you still racing on them Spinergy wheels? Or what were they?
If not, have ya got somethink new?

seppomadness 01-23-08 06:58 AM

I watched ST earlier and they had some footage. Nearly 60 seconds which is pretty decent I guess for them.

Next year will be really important - they will have to convince a couple of the teams to bring a handful of big names. If they bring Boonen or anyone of that calibre next year then I think you will get some of the melbourne punters taking a look.

If Boonen came I'd prolly make a road trip of it and go watch a couple of days.

Gets back to my arguement about privately owned licences. Its hard to lean on the owners to grow the sport internationally. I dont mind federations owning licences and private enterprise 'managing' them 'for profit'.

But you need to be able to pull the chain at certain times. I dont know enough about the current system though.

I am soooooooooo tired. Fraken both legs were cramping on the way home tonight. i'd stretch one and the other would go on me. barstid drumsticks. :(

seppomadness 01-23-08 07:08 AM


Originally Posted by 531Aussie (Post 6033567)
Hey Exo, are you still racing on them Spinergy wheels? Or what were they?
If not, have ya got somethink new?

They died on me pretty recently actually (need a tru lol). Never raced on them though. I guess they lasted what 2 years? maybe 18 months. I got them pretty early on.

I gave them an honest to god flogging though. Fantastic wheels. Ive now got some good 50mm carbons, some ****ty 50mm carbons and just looking at some new clinchers - those campag scricco thingies.

I cant believe how many guys ride Boras. They are like $5000 in one shop i saw. I guess they are all shop sponsored guys etc.

Wilchemy 01-23-08 04:13 PM


Originally Posted by seppomadness (Post 6033599)
I cant believe how many guys ride Boras. They are like $5000 in one shop i saw. I guess they are all shop sponsored guys etc.

The Boras are sheet-hot looking wheels though :) I'd love to have enough cash to burn to be able to get a pair.

classic1 01-23-08 04:49 PM

A mate of mine has a pair. He also has more money than the Catholic church.

classic1 01-23-08 04:49 PM


Originally Posted by seppomadness (Post 6033542)
I'm ok. Just hate pulling daggers out of my back. I have 'trust' issues lol. Besides I like having seppos 'on tap' over here. :D


I call BS. I'll tell you you are a knob to your face.

What brand are your 50mm carbon wheels?

seppomadness 01-23-08 05:30 PM


Originally Posted by classic1 (Post 6037128)
I call BS. I'll tell you you are a knob to your face.

What brand are your 50mm carbon wheels?

Thats ok. And I will continue to remind you that you gave up on your sport. Jaded my arse......

Reynolds.

classic1 01-23-08 06:09 PM


Originally Posted by seppomadness (Post 6037368)
Thats ok. And I will continue to remind you that you gave up on your sport. Jaded my arse......

Reynolds.

I said no such thing. Don't put words in my mouth, you knob.

seppomadness 01-23-08 09:27 PM


Originally Posted by classic1 (Post 6037613)
I said no such thing. Don't put words in my mouth, you knob.

Meh go and hang out with your mates on surly cross dressers. Quiter.

classic1 01-23-08 09:46 PM

I can't, I don't have any mates.

Speaking of quitting, what sport was it you used to compete in?


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