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Old 08-18-08, 09:55 AM
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I wish you guys would stop all this bickering around the future mother of my future child . . . . . you're upsetting her.

And Jynx, you take those beady eyes off her.





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the future mother of my future child . .


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Old 08-18-08, 11:22 AM
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Originally Posted by Ih8lucky13
Lets see in this thread

1. You mentioned a fantasy with an appendage.
2. You called another man a B1tch, (not the most masculine thing to do).
3. Now you are bringing up male on male sex acts.

Draw your own conclusion.
Incorrect and pedestrian as always, little fellow...

1) YOU brought up the movie about a transvestite.

2) You act in such a manner that I correctly referred to you as the b...

3) I started this thread and maintained that Vickie Pendleton is hot.

If you're going to try and be witty, sharpen up your blade. At this point, your wit is as dull and disposable as those plastic utensil knives in fast food joints.
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Old 08-18-08, 11:26 AM
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Originally Posted by botto
nope, but i'm pretty sure i know whose type she is.
You keep your dirty picture collection to yourself.

Oh wait, you have your fluffer Ihtlucky13 to console each other. That's cool. We don't judge based on orientation.

Your habit of buzzing around like a fly at a lunch party needs to be addressed. And I'll be more than happy to swat you.
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Old 08-18-08, 11:29 AM
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Originally Posted by botto
nope, but i'm pretty sure i know whose type she is.
botto, you and $50 just might score something similar off the streets. And for the likes of you and Ih8llucky13, any love is better than none at all.

You're probably not strapped for cash. But let us know if you and Ih8lucky13 want us to start a charity ride.

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Originally Posted by LifeIsSuffering
Incorrect and pedestrian as always, little fellow...

1) YOU brought up the movie about a transvestite.

2) You act in such a manner that I correctly referred to you as the b...


3) I started this thread and maintained that Vickie Pendleton is hot.

If you're going to try and be witty, sharpen up your blade. At this point, your wit is as dull and disposable as those plastic utensil knives in fast food joints.
bantam, is that you?
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Originally Posted by botto
bantam, is that you?
Oh you wish.

It's me - yet another in a long list of people who see you for the bitter jaded little fellow you are.

Now back to that charity ride to find you some companionship, I've got a couple of names in mind. I'll get back to you on that.

And no, I didn't start the thread. I, from start to finish, supported the OP. The mere fact that you're pointing out semantics just shows how you quickly become weaker than even when you started.

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Originally Posted by LifeIsSuffering
3) I started this thread and maintained that Vickie Pendleton is hot.
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And no, I didn't start the thread. I, from start to finish, supported the OP. The mere fact that you're pointing out semantics just shows how you quickly become weaker than even when you started.
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Try reading the rest of it as opposed to just highlighting. I clearly stated the first was an error on my part.

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STFU and go research more weight weenie parts.
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Originally Posted by LifeIsSuffering
Incorrect and pedestrian as always, little fellow...

1) YOU brought up the movie about a transvestite.

2) You act in such a manner that I correctly referred to you as the b...


3) I started this thread and maintained that Vickie Pendleton is hot.

If you're going to try and be witty, sharpen up your blade. At this point, your wit is as dull and disposable as those plastic utensil knives in fast food joints.
Originally Posted by LifeIsSuffering
Oh you wish.

It's me - yet another in a long list of people who see you for the bitter jaded little fellow you are.

Now back to that charity ride to find you some companionship, I've got a couple of names in mind. I'll get back to you on that.

And no, I didn't start the thread. I, from start to finish, supported the OP. The mere fact that you're pointing out semantics just shows how you quickly become weaker than even when you started.
Originally Posted by LifeIsSuffering
I'm schizophrenic, and so am I.
priceless.
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Originally Posted by LifeIsSuffering
Oh you wish.

It's me - yet another in a long list of people who see you for the bitter jaded little fellow you are.
When I think bitter, jaded, angry, and antisocial, the first BFer that comes to mind is you. And does reffering to everyone as "little" make you feel superior?
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Originally Posted by botto
priceless.
Right....

I clearly explained that I didn't start the thread. Keep attacking mere semantic errors. That's all you've got after all...

Speaking of which, I'm a little busy right now. So I'll have to put that charity ride (you know, the one that will find a cure for a lonely jaded old man who is barely clinging onto useless bicycle trivia such as YOURSELF). But I won't let you down.
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Originally Posted by big john
When I think bitter, jaded, angry, and antisocial, the first BFer that comes to mind is you. And does reffering to everyone as "little" make you feel superior?
Now that's rich coming from "bigjohn" You do realize, by your user id and your witless observation, that you've just made yourself guilty of that very same accusation.
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Originally Posted by LifeIsSuffering
STFU and go research more weight weenie parts.
There is no point in wasting my effort to learn what I already know.
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Originally Posted by LifeIsSuffering
Right....

I clearly explained that I didn't start the thread. Keep attacking mere semantic errors. That's all you've got after all...

Speaking of which, I'm a little busy right now. So I'll have to put that charity ride (you know, the one that will find a cure for a lonely jaded old man who is barely clinging onto useless bicycle trivia such as YOURSELF). But I won't let you down.
Originally Posted by LifeIsSuffering
Now that's rich coming from "bigjohn" You do realize, by your user id and your witless observation, that you've just made yourself guilty of that very same accusation.
lashing out, like the wounded simpleton that you are. well done!
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Originally Posted by BananaTugger
There is no point in wasting my effort to learn what I already know.
Then go play your video game or pick your pimples.
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Originally Posted by LifeIsSuffering
Now that's rich coming from "bigjohn" You do realize, by your user id and your witless observation, that you've just made yourself guilty of that very same accusation.
My user id is the nickname given by my club 20 years ago, it's not meant to belittle others. It's just an easy way for others to remember which John we're talking about.
As to my witless observation, would that be the one where I find you bitter or the one where I observe you demeaning others by calling them "little"?
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Originally Posted by botto
lashing out, like the wounded simpleton that you are. well done!
Just doing my part to keep this thread active. Trust me, there are plenty who see you as the bitter jaded over the hill joke you are.

Thanks for the opportunity of yet another jab.
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Originally Posted by big john
My user id is the nickname given by my club 20 years ago, it's not meant to belittle others. It's just an easy way for others to remember which John we're talking about.
As to my witless observation, would that be the one where I find you bitter or the one where I observe you demeaning others by calling them "little"?
It's witless in your lack of creativity. You peruse a thread. You decide you want to support one side. You, in a feeble attempt, merely turn one of my lines against me.
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Originally Posted by LifeIsSuffering
Just doing my part to keep this thread active. Trust me, there are plenty who see you as the bitter jaded over the hill joke you are.

Thanks for the opportunity of yet another jab.
bumping your own thread?
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Originally Posted by LifeIsSuffering
Then go play your video game or pick your pimples.
Aren't you special?

Have you considered joining the BF Insult Army?

You'll only start as a private with material like that, but with some practice, you might be able to make Colonel.
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Originally Posted by LifeIsSuffering
It's witless in your lack of creativity. You peruse a thread. You decide you want to support one side. You, in a feeble attempt, merely turn one of my lines against me.
I'm not supporting a "side". It's not just this thread, either. I've read other threads where you seem very angry. You're certainly entitled to your opinion, but you often come across as being generally pissed off.
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