You know your a cyclist when...
09-29-08, 08:42 PM
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You know your a cyclist when...
your legs are smoother than your face.
lets continue it.
lets continue it.
09-29-08, 08:45 PM
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Ride that pony.
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you wear tight-fitting clothing to pick up speed, not chicks.
Well...also the chicks.
Well...also the chicks.
09-29-08, 08:46 PM
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What is this demonry?!
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09-29-08, 08:49 PM
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"Century" means a hundred miles, not a hundred years.
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"be careful this rando stuff is addictive and dan's the 'pusher'."
"be careful this rando stuff is addictive and dan's the 'pusher'."
09-29-08, 08:49 PM
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You'll never pick up chicks until you LEARN TO SPELL "you're".
Sorry, that just really bugs me.
Sorry, that just really bugs me.
09-29-08, 08:49 PM
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Well, there is a big difference between "looking good" and "riding good" I ride good. I guess I don't look good, but that's okay. A girlfriend would only take away time from the bike.
09-29-08, 08:51 PM
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I have yet to pick up a chick, ever.
OH WELLS
My legs are much smoother than my face.
OH WELLS
My legs are much smoother than my face.
09-29-08, 08:54 PM
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09-29-08, 08:57 PM
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...you snort WAY too much coke
...your ass looks like the bible in braille
...you have gone to the blood bank to see if they do oxygenation
...you use dumbass smilies like
and 
... you have made a thread about losing your bar plug
... you talk for a year about your new bike and nobody cares
... you add to this thread with a very witty (to you) punchline
... you make a long ass list of things you don't like about the place you just keep coming back to
...your ass looks like the bible in braille
...you have gone to the blood bank to see if they do oxygenation
...you use dumbass smilies like
and ... you have made a thread about losing your bar plug
... you talk for a year about your new bike and nobody cares
... you add to this thread with a very witty (to you) punchline
... you make a long ass list of things you don't like about the place you just keep coming back to
09-29-08, 08:59 PM
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The world economy is completely melting down and your biggest concern is that your MTB frame might be slightly damaged.
09-29-08, 09:01 PM
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A few examples...
When I am walking down the street and all of a sudden I touch my head and say damn I forgot my helmet- of course a millisecond prior to realizing I am not on my bike.
I borrowed my friends car (I don't own one) and was amazed at how quickly it climbed up hills.
When I am traveling with someone within the city by other means, I am known for my impatience and constant complaint that 'if I was on my bike I'd have been there already'
When I am walking down the street and all of a sudden I touch my head and say damn I forgot my helmet- of course a millisecond prior to realizing I am not on my bike.
I borrowed my friends car (I don't own one) and was amazed at how quickly it climbed up hills.
When I am traveling with someone within the city by other means, I am known for my impatience and constant complaint that 'if I was on my bike I'd have been there already'
09-29-08, 09:10 PM
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09-29-08, 09:12 PM
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...in case of a fire the first thing you grab is your bike, then your family.
...you haven't checked the air pressure in your car tires for well over 3 months but have checked your bikes air pressure everyday you ride and some days you don't ride.
...you haven't checked the air pressure in your car tires for well over 3 months but have checked your bikes air pressure everyday you ride and some days you don't ride.
09-29-08, 09:13 PM
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when I am on here everyday lurking because I am between rides?
09-29-08, 09:13 PM
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09-29-08, 09:14 PM
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when walking down the street, u check behind you when u change ur line to make sure you're not gonna cut someone off
09-29-08, 09:14 PM
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09-29-08, 09:19 PM
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