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ElJamoquio 10-08-08 07:27 PM

Snappypants
 
The person who invented snappypants is almost as much of a genius as the person who coined the term 'snappypants'.


http://i179.photobucket.com/albums/w...nappypants.jpg


These are truly a dream for a commuter.


http://i179.photobucket.com/albums/w...appypants2.jpg

ElJamoquio 10-08-08 07:28 PM

Unfortunately his genius ended right before photography. Or fashion. But I still think he's the best guy ever. If you have a sister, she probably agrees.

DScott 10-08-08 07:34 PM

Just get the manpris and get it over with.

ElJamoquio 10-08-08 07:35 PM

Don't insult the genius of the snappypants inventor. He may be reading this very thread.

Hickeydog 10-08-08 07:38 PM

I don't get it....are they dress pants with snapy cuffs or what? And do you actually ride in your dress shoes?

ElJamoquio 10-08-08 07:40 PM


Originally Posted by Hickeydog (Post 7629132)
I don't get it....are they dress pants with snapy cuffs or what?

Snaps hidden inside the cuffs. Get to work, unsnap. BAM!


Originally Posted by Hickeydog (Post 7629132)
And do you actually ride in your dress shoes?

Are you asking that question of me, or of the inventor of SNAPPYPANTS?

ElJamoquio 10-09-08 12:05 PM

Heathens.

wanders 10-09-08 12:08 PM

I thought the Fancy Lad invented Snappypants. Forgiveness.

http://imaginarycinema.com/images/burton/normal_cb2.jpg

Second Mouse 10-09-08 12:14 PM

Okay, so do you buy the whole pair of pants or just the snaps?

What's the advantage of SNAPPYPANTS over Yellow Racer Reflective Leg Bands?:

http://ecx.images-amazon.com/images/...500_AA250_.jpg

And where would one buy SNAPPYPANTS? The ElJamoquio Boutique?

GP 10-09-08 12:20 PM


Originally Posted by ElJamoquio (Post 7629066)
The person who invented snappypants is almost as much of a genius as the person who coined the term 'snappypants'.

They've also invented shoe polish.

markhr 10-09-08 12:26 PM


Originally Posted by grumpy pig (Post 7633288)
they've also invented shoe polish.

+1

slynkie 10-09-08 12:27 PM

scuffed doc martens + snappypants = badass.

bikeride 10-09-08 12:32 PM

So you wear the same pair of pants to work every day? Or maybe you'll just just have to buy a whole set of pants for the whole week just like a uniform but if you're not supposed to be wearing a uniform then people will think you're wearing the same pants everyday. Either way it's one big fashion faux pas.

Ih8lucky13 10-09-08 12:34 PM


Originally Posted by bikeride (Post 7633360)
So you wear the same pair of pants to work every day? Or maybe you'll just just have to buy a whole set of pants for the whole week just like a uniform but if you're not supposed to be wearing a uniform then people will think you're wearing the same pants everyday. Either way it's one big fashion faux pas.

Where does he state that he wears the same pants everyday.

bikeride 10-09-08 12:44 PM


Originally Posted by Ih8lucky13 (Post 7633375)
Where does he state that he wears the same pants everyday.

Nowhere. Read my whole post. If you bike to work every day does that mean you'll have to buy a few of them to rotate during the week?

kuf 10-09-08 12:50 PM

Any pants can be modified to be snappypants. Whether or not they should is a seperate question.

jsharr 10-09-08 12:51 PM

My mom coined the term snappypants in 1968. Then she sent me to my room for being one as I recall.

bikeride 10-09-08 12:57 PM


Originally Posted by kuf (Post 7633489)
Any pants can be modified to be snappypants. Whether or not they should is a seperate question.

Oh, so you buy the snaps not the whole pants. Now it makes sense. Duh! :lol:

Flatballer 10-09-08 01:29 PM

I just use my REI brand reflective ankle bands to tie up my pants for commuting. Snappypants indeed...

jsharr 10-09-08 01:34 PM


Originally Posted by kuf (Post 7633489)
Any pants can be modified to be snappypants. Whether or not they should is a seperate question.

Does anyone else find the username and the thread subject ironic?:innocent:

SpongeDad 10-09-08 01:59 PM

Doesn't riding in your dress clothes get your underwear all, shall we say, steamy?

I generally try to avoid that.

jsharr 10-09-08 02:09 PM


Originally Posted by SpongeDad (Post 7634004)
Doesn't riding in your dress clothes get your underwear all, shall we say, steamy?

I generally try to avoid that.

Sounds like you need their sister product, VentyPants.

Ih8lucky13 10-09-08 02:12 PM


Originally Posted by jsharr (Post 7633796)
Does anyone else find the username and the thread subject ironic?:innocent:

Coincidental, not ironic.

wanders 10-09-08 02:13 PM


Originally Posted by jsharr (Post 7634072)
Sounds like you need their sister product, VentyPants.

aka a kilt.

http://msnbcmedia2.msn.com/j/msnbc/C...d_3a.widec.jpg

ElJamoquio 10-09-08 04:34 PM


Originally Posted by Second Mouse (Post 7633233)
Okay, so do you buy the whole pair of pants or just the snaps?

Just the snaps.


Originally Posted by Second Mouse (Post 7633233)
What's the advantage of SNAPPYPANTS over Yellow Racer Reflective Leg Bands?:

[ I MG]http://ecx.images-amazon.com/images/I/31rKBk3tFxL._SL500_AA250_.jpg[/IMG]

You don't have to keep track of where your snappypants are. They save at least ten seconds every morning. And take it from me, Snappypants are quite fashionable!!!! You can purchase the snaps for only $20 from ElJamoquio (pants sold separately). Or you could go to REI and purchase their $5 snap kit, it's enough to do about four pairs or so. But it isn't nearly as fashionable as SNAPPYPANTS. Plus I think REI's snaps are made from arsenic and ground-up puppies, and they give the proceeds of every sale to communist-terrorists.

Your call, really, either way works.




Originally Posted by Flatballer (Post 7633762)
I just use .... Snappypants indeed...

INDEED! I like the way you think.


Originally Posted by SpongeDad (Post 7634004)
Doesn't riding in your dress clothes get your underwear all, shall we say, steamy?

I generally try to avoid that.

It was ~50 deg F this morning in Michigan, and my ride to work is ~4 miles. Not a problem.



Originally Posted by jsharr (Post 7634072)
Sounds like you need their sister product, VentyPants.

Hmmm......


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