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How many of your SO's are your bicycle?

Old 01-06-09, 06:34 PM
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How many of your SO's are your bicycle?



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Well played sir.
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don't judge
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I'll refrain from answering, on the grounds that it may incriminate me.

shh... my wife's coming into the room.
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My wife is on her bike on the trainer almost every night. We take turns. She likes it better than running cause its easy on the body and with the HR monitor, she said her running has vastly improved. But she probably won't go riding with me when it gets warmer, she'll just go back to running long distance.
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My SO calls my bike "Mistress."
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Old 01-06-09, 09:03 PM
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Originally Posted by DieselDan
My SO calls my bike "Mistress."
Same
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I think my P2 might be pregnant.
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Originally Posted by DieselDan
My SO calls my bike "Mistress."
According to my SO, I have a harem.
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Originally Posted by DieselDan
My SO calls my bike "Mistress."
Same here.
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My wife thinks I love my bikes more then her.

If my bike had T&A there'd be issues.
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I think my P2 might be pregnant.
I know it isn't legal to buy kids, but I'll buy that one!
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If any ONE of my exes was as understanding, as non-clingy, as beautiful and fast as my bikes...they would have a large rock on their finger and dinne of their choice ready for them every night.
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Originally Posted by nogearCX
If any ONE of my exes was as understanding, as non-clingy, as beautiful and fast as my bikes...they would have a large rock on their finger and dinne of their choice ready for them every night.
You're expectations are too high.
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I hope you're all using protection.
*cue helmet debate*
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