Cycling epitaphs
 

On the way out the door this morning I told the SO I'd be riding one of my more dangerous routes today. Her response: "ok - what do you want on your tombstone?"

Hmmmm....

"He was a dope, but he never doped"

"Till he dropped, he was never dropped"

To paraphrase WC Fields, "All things considered, I'd prefer a recumbent"

pepperoni

He rode so fast, he break from the field.
Then one day he met a windshield.

He used to ride only in the park,
one day he left and became a skid mark.

Some days he was the windshield. 1/7/09 he was the bug.

I laugh.

:lol:

"The frame was trashed in the wreck, but I've got the parts listed on eBay."

"If it's a steep climb to Heaven, he's probably in Hell"

"Got Dropped"

+1

Old joke that could be used:

"Here lies the body of William Jay
Who died maintaining his right-of-way.
He was right, dead right, as he sped along,
But he's just as dead as though he'd been dead wrong."

"We watched him spin and spin and spin
Until one day his heart got so fed up
that on the way to Nyack it did him in."

"Herein lies Bob,
'the lightest bike' he used to boast,
he should have kept that aluminum seat post"

"She Was Always Right"

;)

Beth

"Put me back on my bloody bike!"

"Here for a good time, but not for a long time."

Lol, winner! :roflmao2:

I don't have any preference for the head stone. But I would like a recording from my casket for the funeral. It will be my voice and it will start something like this...
"Hey, thank you all for showing up, it would mean a lot to me. The following people still owe me money, you can put it in the basket near my feet....."

Htfu!

Here lies the healthiest SOB in the cemetary.

There is a real tombstone that says "I told you I was sick".

Her's mine
 

Tried to ride fast, only had 2 feet to pass,
Car came a little to close,
Now not ridding so fast,
With a mirror stuck up your ass..
Thinking Why is my face stuck in the grass...