Cycling epitaphs
01-07-09 | 08:40 AM
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Cycling epitaphs
On the way out the door this morning I told the SO I'd be riding one of my more dangerous routes today. Her response: "ok - what do you want on your tombstone?"
Hmmmm....
"He was a dope, but he never doped"
"Till he dropped, he was never dropped"
Hmmmm....
"He was a dope, but he never doped"
"Till he dropped, he was never dropped"
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01-07-09 | 09:28 AM
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01-07-09 | 09:48 AM
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01-07-09 | 12:39 PM
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Old joke that could be used:
"Here lies the body of William Jay
Who died maintaining his right-of-way.
He was right, dead right, as he sped along,
But he's just as dead as though he'd been dead wrong."
"Here lies the body of William Jay
Who died maintaining his right-of-way.
He was right, dead right, as he sped along,
But he's just as dead as though he'd been dead wrong."
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01-07-09 | 02:44 PM
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01-07-09 | 03:04 PM
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01-07-09 | 03:42 PM
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01-07-09 | 03:54 PM
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I don't have any preference for the head stone. But I would like a recording from my casket for the funeral. It will be my voice and it will start something like this...
"Hey, thank you all for showing up, it would mean a lot to me. The following people still owe me money, you can put it in the basket near my feet....."
"Hey, thank you all for showing up, it would mean a lot to me. The following people still owe me money, you can put it in the basket near my feet....."
