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neurocycler 02-11-09 06:56 PM

Lance and Dope, Definitive Proof!
 
http://news.bbc.co.uk/2/hi/health/7869709.stm

Just Sayin' :D

StephenH 02-11-09 07:05 PM

You know, it doesn't do his image any good to be hawking these "Take this and you won't be tired" pills on the internet, either.

Busta Quad 02-11-09 07:19 PM

"may raise a man's risk" != "definitive proof"

bbllaakke 02-11-09 07:22 PM

Michael Phelps steroids.

CrimsonKarter21 02-11-09 07:35 PM


Originally Posted by neurocycler (Post 8345924)

You're a ****ing ******

Busta Quad 02-11-09 07:46 PM


Originally Posted by bbllaakke (Post 8346068)
Michael Phelps steroids.

If Phelps had done steroids it would have been at a frat party where there were cameras.

neurocycler 02-11-09 07:51 PM


Originally Posted by CrimsonKarter21 (Post 8346149)
You're a ****ing ******

Correction, a bored ****ing ******

bdcheung 02-11-09 08:03 PM


Originally Posted by neurocycler (Post 8345924)

insensitive prick.

dmb2786 02-11-09 08:11 PM

you suck.

bdcheung 02-11-09 08:15 PM

Cancer isn't a joke. In case the OP doesn't get it.

CrimsonKarter21 02-11-09 08:16 PM


Originally Posted by BustaQuad (Post 8346207)
If Phelps had done steroids it would have been at a frat party where there were cameras.

Phelps has a different pot dealer in every city he spends time in. I kinda heard about his smoking back in May or June at least. I never thought it was a secret.

tkm 02-11-09 08:27 PM

neurocycler, you're an idiot for posting this thread.

When folks attack Lance for suspected doping, that's one thing--but even suggesting anything about cancer should be off-limits (even jokingly).

Again, you're an idiot.

rdclimbr 02-11-09 08:29 PM

OP: this thread that you've created is definitive proof that youre actually a moron. like somebody else said.... prick

neurocycler 02-11-09 08:47 PM

Wow, didn't realize I'd offend so many people. Perhaps another way of thinking about it is that as soon as you lose your sense of humour about it, cancer has won. My girlfriend, mother and best friend have all suffered from cancer, we have all had a good laugh about life and death, chemo and recovery,hell I've raised a few thousand dollars for cancer research. But I guess that's the internet for you...

StephenH 02-11-09 08:50 PM

On the bright side, you've rousted out some LA supporters, when I thought everyone here hated him.

neurocycler 02-11-09 08:50 PM


Originally Posted by StephenH (Post 8346509)
On the bright side, you've rousted out some LA supporters, when I though everyone here hated him.

I actually like the guy...

rdclimbr 02-11-09 08:52 PM

....still think you're an idiot

neurocycler 02-11-09 08:54 PM


Originally Posted by rdclimbr (Post 8346518)
....still think you're an idiot

Meh, I have thick skin...

keisatsu 02-11-09 09:02 PM

geez, my mother died of cancer, and while I don't find this post funny, it doesn't bother me.

calm down people, it's only the internets for christs sake!

Walter 02-11-09 09:26 PM


Originally Posted by keisatsu (Post 8346567)
geez, my mother died of cancer, and while I don't find this post funny, it doesn't bother me.

calm down people, it's only the internets for christs sake!

+1 Add my father and younger brother to the list. You gotta be able to joke about it though this thread started with a real lame effort. Just saying...


:beer:

bhikkhu 02-11-09 09:29 PM


Originally Posted by neurocycler (Post 8345924)

It took a minute, but I get the joke. Can someone photoshop Lance with dreds and a big fat doobie?

edited to add: does anyone else find it annoying that cyclists are "dopers" while other athletes just use "performance enhancing substances"

KrisPistofferson 02-11-09 09:58 PM

The Olsen Twins were proof enough for me. He will obviously do anything once.

tkm 02-11-09 10:00 PM

If you joke with your family, that's one thing. However, to suggest it be funny for someone that you don't know is an entirely different situation.

Obviously you can't distinguish the difference between the two. While I might share a smile about something like this with a loved one, I would never, for one minute, do the same for anyone outside of my immediate circle. Think about it for a minute before you continue with this tasteless posting.

Randochap 02-11-09 10:11 PM

I'm a two time cancer survivor.

It wasn't a thigh slapper, but I found it mildly amusing.

neurocycler 02-11-09 10:13 PM


Originally Posted by tkm (Post 8346871)
If you joke with your family, that's one thing. However, to suggest it be funny for someone that you don't know is an entirely different situation.

Obviously you can't distinguish the difference between the two. While I might share a smile about something like this with a loved one, I would never, for one minute, do the same for anyone outside of my immediate circle. Think about it for a minute before you continue with this tasteless posting.

If it helps, I'm a diabetic, feel free to throw sugar cubes at me...

travkat 02-11-09 10:18 PM


Originally Posted by StephenH (Post 8345977)
You know, it doesn't do his image any good to be hawking these "Take this and you won't be tired" pills on the internet, either.

Those "pills" he is selling are not even pills by the way. He bought into a company (FRS) because he believed in their all natural antioxidant recover drink. The stuff works pretty well for me and countless others at giving you a natural boost and a ton of vitamins, antioxidants, etc. It is a pretty far stretch to call that doping or that it somehow hurts his image.

but as for marijuana, it should be legal in all sports, as the only performance enhancement is maybe not caring about pain and or eating a ton more :)

neurocycler 02-11-09 10:49 PM


Originally Posted by travkat (Post 8346944)
Those "pills" he is selling are not even pills by the way. He bought into a company (FRS) because he believed in their all natural antioxidant recover drink. The stuff works pretty well for me and countless others at giving you a natural boost and a ton of vitamins, antioxidants, etc. It is a pretty far stretch to call that doping or that it somehow hurts his image.

but as for marijuana, it should be legal in all sports, as the only performance enhancement is maybe not caring about pain and or eating a ton more :)

It seemed to work for Ross Rebliati.

StephenH 02-11-09 11:10 PM

Yeah, here's one of the ads I've seen:
http://www.businessinsider.com/2008/...procter-gamble
I think they could take a more positive approach. "Tired of being tired?" That could be for NoDoze or powerful amphetamines or steroids or who knows what. Yeah, I realized Lance probably wasn't hawking powerful amphetamines via internet, I just thought it was an odd combination of theme and person. You can't tell from that ad if it's a drink or pills or what, and I hadn't bothered clicking on it to see what it actually was.

jimx200 02-11-09 11:41 PM


Originally Posted by neurocycler (Post 8345924)

Hey neuro, Lance will be here in Sacramento this Saturday, maybe you can ask him. Just sayin'

neurocycler 02-11-09 11:43 PM


Originally Posted by jimx200 (Post 8347288)
Hey neuro, Lance will be here in Sacramento this Saturday, maybe you can ask him. Just sayin'

He's already kicked my ass on a bike, don't need him to kick my ass in person.


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