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Basil Moss 02-22-09 12:37 PM

Lance's new snot
 
I heard that he got this upgrade where his bogies are black and yellow. It was meant to be top secret until the tour, to make his snot rockets as intimidating as his mighty guads, but some journalist found some of his used kleenex while rifling through his rubbish in search of doping products. They tested the mucus for EPO, it was negative, but apparently it's a cure for cancer, and enables the user to walk on water.

patentcad 02-22-09 12:44 PM

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Originally Posted by Basil Moss (Post 8405226)
I heard that he got this upgrade where his bogies are black and yellow. It was meant to be top secret until the tour, to make his snot rockets as intimidating as his mighty guads, but some journalist found some of his used kleenex while rifling through his rubbish in search of doping products. They tested the mucus for EPO, it was negative, but apparently it's a cure for cancer, and enables the user to walk on water.

BF Humor is better when it's actually funny Basil.

3MTA3 02-22-09 12:46 PM

fail.

Basil Moss 02-22-09 12:56 PM

Humor? No no, you've got me wrong. I decided that a quick sargasm was the only way to get over the boredom of the endless "Lance..." threads. Sorry if my self help session impinged on your Lance worship...

travkat 02-22-09 12:57 PM

Sorry Basil....this post = fail

haimtoeg 02-22-09 09:52 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Basil Moss (Post 8405329)
Humor? No no, you've got me wrong. I decided that a quick sargasm was the only way to get over the boredom of the endless "Lance..." threads. Sorry if my self help session impinged on your Lance worship...

Oh, Basil, I haven't had a sargasm in a long time...

http://img.thesun.co.uk/multimedia/a...70_657684a.jpg

patentcad 02-22-09 09:54 PM

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Originally Posted by Basil Moss (Post 8405329)
Humor? No no, you've got me wrong. I decided that a quick sargasm was the only way to get over the boredom of the endless "Lance..." threads. Sorry if my self help session impinged on your Lance worship...

Sarcasm is better when it's funny Basil.

patentcad 02-22-09 09:55 PM

I have jars in my spice rack called Basil.

luker 02-22-09 10:00 PM

Rerun Lance on the Cole Grade, today. Now that was funny.

For Astana, anyway.

cedricbosch 02-22-09 10:01 PM

http://i22.photobucket.com/albums/b3...nt_of_fail.jpg

sheddle 02-22-09 10:02 PM

that's a 1

scr660 02-22-09 10:03 PM

You're all miserable, depressing, antagonistic people. Not everyone's a comedian.

patentcad 02-22-09 10:05 PM

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Originally Posted by scr660 (Post 8408338)
You're all miserable, depressing, antagonistic people.

It's a way of life.

foamy 02-22-09 10:05 PM

"sargasm"? Is that what was found in the tissues? What the... ? I'm worried now.

patentcad 02-22-09 10:06 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by scr660 (Post 8408338)
Not everyone's a comedian.

F'em.

invwnut 02-22-09 10:06 PM

Can I have the minute that I spent reading this post back? I thought it may have been something worthwhile reading.

patentcad 02-22-09 10:09 PM

What is this the Can You Top This Stupid Thread Contest around here this weekend? The level of competition is impressive.

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Just saying.......

scr660 02-22-09 10:16 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by patentcad (Post 8408383)
What is this the Can You Top This Stupid Thread Contest around here this weekend? The level of competition is impressive.

Says the ring leader

Ratfish 02-22-09 10:22 PM

It's our own fault for clicking on a thread entitled, "Lance's new snot."

Hendley 02-23-09 12:55 AM

I liked it...

Randochap 02-23-09 01:35 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Ratfish (Post 8408450)
It's our own fault for clicking on a thread entitled, "Lance's new snot."

shiht! I read it quickly and thought it said: "Lance news not"

Imagine my dismay:(

Gar Vanderosa 02-23-09 02:25 AM

Yeah, the Lance worship is out of line.

Fleche Wallonne, twice 2nd at Liege and Amstel, San Sebastian, World Champ in Oslo.

You'd think that would be enough for most people to raise a glass.

KiddSisko 02-23-09 02:43 AM

My main complaint is that the word bogies is spelled wrong. It's boogies. Two entirely different things. A bogie is an unknown aerial target to fighter pilots. It's also a railroad term to define the undercarriage of a railcar. And it's also a term for a cigar or cigarette. Boogies is definitely the word you wanted, Basil. And don't give me any of that Queen's English crap as an excuse. Other than that, the premise had promise, but the delivery was weak.

Advise: You best get used to Lance threads for the foreseeable future.

patentcad 02-23-09 06:13 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by scr660 (Post 8408422)
Says the ring leader

It's good to get the recognition I deserve.


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