Lance's new snot
 

I heard that he got this upgrade where his bogies are black and yellow. It was meant to be top secret until the tour, to make his snot rockets as intimidating as his mighty guads, but some journalist found some of his used kleenex while rifling through his rubbish in search of doping products. They tested the mucus for EPO, it was negative, but apparently it's a cure for cancer, and enables the user to walk on water.

BF Humor is better when it's actually funny Basil.

fail.

Humor? No no, you've got me wrong. I decided that a quick sargasm was the only way to get over the boredom of the endless "Lance..." threads. Sorry if my self help session impinged on your Lance worship...

Sorry Basil....this post = fail

Oh, Basil, I haven't had a sargasm in a long time...

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Sarcasm is better when it's funny Basil.

I have jars in my spice rack called Basil.

Rerun Lance on the Cole Grade, today. Now that was funny.

For Astana, anyway.

that's a 1

You're all miserable, depressing, antagonistic people. Not everyone's a comedian.

It's a way of life.

"sargasm"? Is that what was found in the tissues? What the... ? I'm worried now.

F'em.

Can I have the minute that I spent reading this post back? I thought it may have been something worthwhile reading.

What is this the Can You Top This Stupid Thread Contest around here this weekend? The level of competition is impressive.

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Just saying.......

Says the ring leader

It's our own fault for clicking on a thread entitled, "Lance's new snot."

shiht! I read it quickly and thought it said: "Lance news not"

Imagine my dismay:(

Yeah, the Lance worship is out of line.

Fleche Wallonne, twice 2nd at Liege and Amstel, San Sebastian, World Champ in Oslo.

You'd think that would be enough for most people to raise a glass.

My main complaint is that the word bogies is spelled wrong. It's boogies. Two entirely different things. A bogie is an unknown aerial target to fighter pilots. It's also a railroad term to define the undercarriage of a railcar. And it's also a term for a cigar or cigarette. Boogies is definitely the word you wanted, Basil. And don't give me any of that Queen's English crap as an excuse. Other than that, the premise had promise, but the delivery was weak.

Advise: You best get used to Lance threads for the foreseeable future.

It's good to get the recognition I deserve.