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ILUVUK 03-04-09 07:39 PM

hey, 4 pages....should i bow? or does pcaddy owe me a gift?

patentcad 03-04-09 07:40 PM


Originally Posted by ILUVUK (Post 8469945)
for the love of god, don't jinx me! it's one of the reasons i waited until i was 35 to get married. had i gotten married at 25, it would have been one of the most monumentally disastrous marriages of all time!

I got married @ 34. We've been married for 17 years in June. The first year was the toughest. Overall I've been much happier married than I ever was single. Of course when my wife and I were dating I would leave her in bed on Sunday mornings to go do the Nyack Ride, so she really understands the cycling addiction, that came with the Pcad Package.

BHBiker 03-04-09 07:40 PM

Come on now Pcad,....the Synapse was easily created to appeal to the FREDvicious market. I say its Fredioactive class 1.

patentcad 03-04-09 07:43 PM


Originally Posted by BHBiker (Post 8469984)
Come on now Pcad,....the Synapse was easily created to appeal to the FREDvicious market. I say its Fredioactive class 1.

Sadly, I must concur.

powpow 03-04-09 07:43 PM


Originally Posted by patentcad (Post 8469915)
Oh yeah, that was the pinnacle of BF Wit. I can see it was right up your rather limited alley.

PCAD, turn your sarcasm detector on. I'm on your side (on that one, at least).

patentcad 03-04-09 07:44 PM

That being said, I would expect Cdale to throw the Freds a bone. Cervelo?

That's like finding out Mother Theresa was a stripper on the weekends in Mumbai.

Flatballer 03-04-09 07:44 PM

If enough fredioactive bikes get in close proximity to each other can they become supercritical? At what mass does this occur? Do bike shops have to make sure not to put too many fredioactive bikes near each other in order to avoid criticality?

patentcad 03-04-09 07:45 PM


Originally Posted by powpow (Post 8470004)
PCAD, turn your sarcasm detector on. I'm on your side (on that one, at least).

It blew a fuse reading botto posts earlier today. I'll replace it, I think it's a 20 amp.

patentcad 03-04-09 07:46 PM


Originally Posted by Flatballer (Post 8470008)
If enough fredioactive bikes get in close proximity to each other can they become supercritical? At what mass does this occur? Do bike shops have to make sure not to put too many fredioactive bikes near each other in order to avoid criticality?

Bike shops are like Iranian Breeder Reactors of Fredioactive Material. No Freds, no revenues.

1955 03-04-09 07:56 PM

That was fast...like the first time.

DARKSCOPE001 03-04-09 08:02 PM

dangit he got all 4 pages now he doesent have to eat his sidis :( i think we should raise the bar. 10 pages by 12am tonight est. GO!

BlazingPedals 03-04-09 08:10 PM

I like the term. But I think its use should be expanded beyond just fredicized bikes. For instance, team kits in XXL, club cut.

StupidlyBrave 03-04-09 08:10 PM

Nicely crafted thread!

http://truckeetrout.files.wordpress...._jaws_1976.jpg

patentcad 03-04-09 08:12 PM

Fredosity needs to be preserved if only for the BF Entertainment Value.

Velo Vol 03-04-09 08:14 PM

pcad, I think you can add another page or two by yourself re-writing your definition until it makes sense.

patentcad 03-04-09 08:16 PM

You don't get to 27K posts on BF without being a master of total and utter bull**** or by having a life you know.

Lecterman 03-04-09 08:31 PM

Didn't The Firm sing that?

StupidlyBrave 03-04-09 08:44 PM


Originally Posted by king kong (Post 8470288)
How do your sidis taste? Need some ketchup?

Ugh.

These are Sidis

I recommend al'arrabiata sauce.

VA_Esquire 03-04-09 08:53 PM

what the deuce is a Fred.

StupidlyBrave 03-04-09 09:00 PM


Originally Posted by VA_Esquire (Post 8470380)
What the **** is a Fred?

It's not exactly a term of endearment.

Naterider 03-04-09 09:03 PM

I got nothing.

patentcad 03-04-09 09:04 PM

What the Fred is a deuce?

Brandy 03-04-09 09:08 PM


Originally Posted by patentcad (Post 8468946)
Does that mean a spanking is out of the question?

Spank me! Spank me!!! I've been a naughty girl. I went into my former place of employment today to drop off my separation agreement in...

the shortest mini skirt I own. I had to make sure they remembered that they miss me. :roflmao2:

Brandy 03-04-09 09:08 PM


Originally Posted by Cue (Post 8468943)
Oh jeez you friggin' mops, why do you give a **** what Brandy has? I don't.

Someone school this Cue. ;)

patentcad 03-04-09 09:14 PM


Originally Posted by Brandy (Post 8470451)
Spank me! Spank me!!! I've been a naughty girl.

Oh, bad girl.


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