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FreddyV 03-11-09 01:55 AM

First shave... ever...
 
But that's not a problem.

I told the wife I was going to shave my legs, and she was all for it. But that's not all... She's all for shaving my entire body. Yes... Everything...

Now what?

roshea 03-11-09 02:06 AM

Let her! :thumb:

botto 03-11-09 02:10 AM


Originally Posted by FreddyV (Post 8508383)
But that's not a problem.

I told the wife I was going to shave my legs, and she was all for it. But that's not all...
She's all for shaving my entire body. Yes... Everything...

Now what?

she must watch a lot of porn.

woodrow5 03-11-09 02:43 AM

Certainly agree X2

woodrow5 03-11-09 02:44 AM


Originally Posted by botto (Post 8508399)
she must watch a lot of porn.

Certainly agree X2!

Nimitz87 03-11-09 02:52 AM


Originally Posted by roshea (Post 8508393)
Let her! :thumb:

best reply by far, and then you shave her and then.....;)

Chad

FreddyV 03-11-09 02:58 AM

I actually had no clue she was this kinky...

And besides, it was somehow the result of a conversation we had about the upcoming weekend. We are going to a resort together, to have a weekend of 'rest'.

Nimitz87 03-11-09 03:09 AM


Originally Posted by FreddyV (Post 8508440)
I actually had no clue she was this kinky...

And besides, it was somehow the result of a conversation we had about the upcoming weekend. We are going to a resort together, to have a weekend of 'rest'.

well sir get plenty of rest then! :thumb:

Chad

swif 03-11-09 03:26 AM

I don't really see shaving everything as being 'kinky'.

Kind of a double standard there...

FreddyV 03-11-09 03:43 AM


Originally Posted by swif (Post 8508469)
I don't really see shaving everything as being 'kinky'.

Kind of a double standard there...

True... But you don't know her like I do.
Trust me, for my wife this is pretty kinky.

Pharmr 03-11-09 07:13 AM


Originally Posted by FreddyV (Post 8508440)
I actually had no clue she was this kinky...

And besides, it was somehow the result of a conversation we had about the upcoming weekend. We are going to a resort together, to have a weekend of 'rest'.

http://www.vuonqua.com/catalog/051564.jpg

http://blog.oregonlive.com/thebeerhe...nglish-800.jpg

http://www.nerve.com/CS/blogs/scanner/Viagra.jpg

let the fun begin!!

dunningrb 03-11-09 07:22 AM


Originally Posted by FreddyV (Post 8508440)
I actually had no clue she was this kinky...

And besides, it was somehow the result of a conversation we had about the upcoming weekend. We are going to a resort together, to have a weekend of 'rest'.

pics or it didn't happen

waterrockets 03-11-09 08:00 AM

bow-chicka
bow-chicka
bow-wow

In three days the two of you are going to sound like crickets in bed.

botto 03-11-09 08:10 AM


Originally Posted by waterrockets (Post 8509176)
bow-chicka
bow-chicka
bow-wow

In three days the two of you are going to sound like crickets in bed.

if they're dutch, then chances are they'll sound like seals with colds.

waterrockets 03-11-09 08:11 AM

:roflmao2:

Flatballer 03-11-09 08:22 AM

So did you just come here to brag, or what?

This seems like a pretty open and shut case to me.

CastIron 03-11-09 08:22 AM

This may well be the best shaving thread ever.

FreddyV 03-11-09 08:38 AM

CastIron: I sure hope so. Would be great to actually add something to BF ;)

Flatballer: I wasn't bragging, just being honest. Why, are you jealous? ;)

Botto: Yes, we're Dutch. And I'd rather sound like a seal with a cold than a cricket ;)


Though... The actual point is, I'm up for shaving my legs, no problem at all. But what she's asking is a bit more than that. It means shaving it all. Everything... Legs, cheast, butt, and a few other private parts. Not sure if I'm up for that...

lukasz 03-11-09 08:39 AM

^^^
eyebrows? heh.

My girlfriend is quite upset about me shaving my legs. I would have never thought....

CastIron 03-11-09 08:41 AM

Give it a go Freddy. It'll grow back if the fun isn't all it's cracked up to be. Should make for a really interesting weekend in any case.

botto 03-11-09 08:44 AM


Originally Posted by FreddyV (Post 8509426)
CastIron: I sure hope so. Would be great to actually add something to BF ;)

Flatballer: I wasn't bragging, just being honest. Why, are you jealous? ;)

Botto: Yes, we're Dutch. And I'd rather sound like a seal with a cold than a cricket ;)


Though... The actual point is, I'm up for shaving my legs, no problem at all. But what she's asking is a bit more than that. It means shaving it all. Everything... Legs, cheast, butt, and a few other private parts. Not sure if I'm up for that...

vies man, vies.

Hida Yanra 03-11-09 08:52 AM


Originally Posted by CastIron (Post 8509300)
This may well be the best shaving thread ever.

+1

Being clean-cut will probably be what you expected in some ways, and I can promise you there will be things that surprise you about being clean-shaven... some like it and keep it up (keep it down?) others let it grow back to the natural state...

give it a go - her idea, so you have very little to lose.

FreddyV 03-11-09 08:52 AM


Originally Posted by botto (Post 8509459)
vies man, vies.

Misschien wel... Maar jij verwacht tot ook dat jouw vrouw/vriendin zichzelf goed onderhoudt? ;)

RazorWind 03-11-09 08:55 AM

She gonna make you shave your head? (The upper one)

I'm not sure I could go through with shaving my entire body. I kinda like having eyebrows and arm hair to cover up my woefully skinny arms.

FreddyV 03-11-09 08:58 AM

I haven't been entirely clear I think. She wants me to shave everything, except my head and eyebrows. I'm not a fan of beards anyway, so that's not a point ;)

JoesInBoston 03-11-09 09:00 AM

Just do it.

ok_commuter 03-11-09 09:12 AM

itchy

utahp8ntballer 03-11-09 10:20 AM

I would do it after the resort. If you're doing it for your first time you're not going to like the feel when you're "resting".

NoGaBiker 03-11-09 10:47 AM

Did he just tell us that he has a hairy butt? ewwww.

kyriefurro 03-11-09 10:58 AM


Originally Posted by utahp8ntballer (Post 8510067)
I would do it after the resort. If you're doing it for your first time you're not going to like the feel when you're "resting".

As someone who struggles with razor sensitivity in certain areas :innocent:, I'd actually recommend the opposite. Wait until the first morning at the resort to shave, if it's your first time. Assuming you get a good shave, the first 24 hours or so feel smooth as silk. It's the second day when all hell breaks loose. Alternately do it a couple weeks before you go to give your skin a bit of time to calm down after the first shave.

Also, if you're going to do it, I'd strongly recommend two products. One is Coochy shaving cream - it's actually a blend of hair conditioner and shaving lubricants. Slather it on and leave it for a few minutes before you shave so it can soften your hair, saving on some irritation. The other is TendSkin. It's an alcohol based solution, though, and can burn like mad if you're super sensitive, although the burn goes away in just a few seconds. But it works better than anything else I've tried.

Both are available at Amazon.com or Drugstore.com. You can often find Coochy, and sometimes TendSkin at your local porn shop, too.....not that I'd know anything about that :innocent:.


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