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Bearonabike 06-30-09 05:50 PM

&^#$*@! Joggers!
 
Knocked out a quick ten miles this PM before the weather turned too foul and I called it a day. While riding down some residential streets, I came upon a gaggle (chose that word on purpose) of joggers plodding along three and four abreast taking up the whole lane. I saw a few bikers pass them on a straight portion but I had to fall behind and into a very low gear to get around a curve so I could see oncoming traffic. They never even made an effort to stop playing in the street. In my mirror I even saw them fail to yield to auto traffic. Where are blind little old lady drivers when you need one?

agarose2000 06-30-09 05:55 PM

You can't be serious in that you couldn't pass a gaggle of JOGGERS (not even RUNNERS!) on your bike in a millisecond. Joggers go like 12-15 minutes/mile, where as an EASY bike ride is 6min/mile (10mph) or at least twice as fast. Jeez.

nstrav10 06-30-09 05:58 PM


Originally Posted by schnee (Post 9197183)
Find: riding
Replace: driving

Find: jobbers
Replace: cyclists

Find: bikers
Replace: cars

Result: comedy uranium!

that would be on carforums.net

Bearonabike 06-30-09 06:01 PM


Originally Posted by agarose2000 (Post 9197193)
You can't be serious in that you couldn't pass a gaggle of JOGGERS (not even RUNNERS!) on your bike in a millisecond. Joggers go like 12-15 minutes/mile, where as an EASY bike ride is 6min/mile (10mph) or at least twice as fast. Jeez.

When you have a 30 yard gaggle on a blind curve where oncoming traffic can't see you until you're dead, then yes, I prefer to see my kid grow up.

agarose2000 06-30-09 06:07 PM


Originally Posted by Bearonabike (Post 9197231)
When you have a 30 yard gaggle on a blind curve where oncoming traffic can't see you until you're dead, then yes, I prefer to see my kid grow up.

Uhh...did you try waiting until the curve is over? How long was that blind curve - all of a quarter mile (likely less?)

Bearonabike 06-30-09 06:23 PM


Originally Posted by agarose2000 (Post 9197260)
Uhh...did you try waiting until the curve is over? How long was that blind curve - all of a quarter mile (likely less?)

Yes, once the 1/8 mile curve was over and the oncoming traffic was not a factor, I left them behind quickly. What I can't get over is that these people, members of a local gym/spa, demonstrate the very thing that so many drivers harangue cyclists for. They are no longer in their cars, but for some reason, think that running down the middle of the road, stretched across the entire lane (rather than as far right as possible like bikes are supposed to ride) is perfectly acceptable. I wonder how many of them harassed a cyclist as they drove home that evening.

sneekyjesus 06-30-09 06:26 PM

So, you had to slow down for the runners? Do you slow down for bicycles? Do you complain every time? Share the road you cager.

embe 06-30-09 06:26 PM

you think about dropping a "PASSING ON THE LEFT"?

msh1283 06-30-09 07:11 PM

Bicycles are specifically mentioned in state drivers' manuals as vehicles that are allowed to use the road. Soft, fleshy bodies are not.

AEO 06-30-09 07:23 PM

you must be one of those people who goes 15mph over the speed limit and consistently stay in the passing lane.

Shimagnolo 06-30-09 07:40 PM

The first paragraph of my states code (CO) regarding pedestrians:

(1) Pedestrians walking or traveling in a wheelchair along and upon highways where sidewalks are not provided shall walk or travel only on a road shoulder as far as practicable from the edge of the roadway. Where neither a sidewalk nor road shoulder is available, any pedestrian walking or traveling in a wheelchair along and upon a highway shall walk as near as practicable to an outside edge of the roadway and, in the case of a two-way roadway, shall walk or travel only on the left side of the roadway facing traffic that may approach from the opposite direction; except that any person lawfully soliciting a ride may stand on either side of such two-way roadway where there is a view of traffic approaching from both directions.

I would interpret that as meaning if there is a sidewalk, they must use it, and if not they must be in single file.

DataJunkie 06-30-09 07:42 PM

Were they hot?

chipcom 06-30-09 07:43 PM

So you had to slow down and wait for traffic to clear...big deal. Why does the fact that they were just humans make it worse than if they were humans in some kind of vehicle? Cuz they were invading your space and not in their place? Hmmm, drivers feel the same way about bikes. :eek:

Srsly, chill dude, life's too short. ;) You're gonna take some lumps in this thread...the jogger's revenge! :D

chipcom 06-30-09 07:45 PM


Originally Posted by DataJunkie (Post 9197783)
Were they hot?

You have a knack for getting to the meat of the issue, I salute you sir.

chipcom 06-30-09 07:46 PM


Originally Posted by msh1283 (Post 9197596)
Bicycles are specifically mentioned in state drivers' manuals as vehicles that are allowed to use the road. Soft, fleshy bodies are not.

You gonna tattle to mom? :lol:

zwish 06-30-09 07:48 PM

Mouse = Runner
Cat = Cyclist
Dog = Car

:(

urban_assault 06-30-09 07:49 PM

Just wondering, how long were you behind them until you had a chance to pass?

chipcom 06-30-09 07:52 PM


Originally Posted by zwish (Post 9197822)
Mouse = Runner
Cat = Cyclist
Dog = Car

:(

did you just call cyclists puddies? :notamused: :D

ridethecliche 06-30-09 08:37 PM

You're out for a 10 mile ride, and you're worried about going slow...

HTFU.

ghettocruiser 06-30-09 09:53 PM


Originally Posted by Bearonabike (Post 9197341)
Yes, once the 1/8 mile curve was over and the oncoming traffic was not a factor, I left them behind quickly. What I can't get over is that these people, members of a local gym/spa, demonstrate the very thing that so many drivers harangue cyclists for. They are no longer in their cars, but for some reason, think that running down the middle of the road, stretched across the entire lane (rather than as far right as possible like bikes are supposed to ride) is perfectly acceptable. I wonder how many of them harassed a cyclist as they drove home that evening.

fail

gv1256 06-30-09 10:14 PM

if something so juvenile bothers you that much we might as well arrest you now

fauxto nick 06-30-09 10:26 PM

What the **** is wrong with EVERYTHING in Florida.

JimF22003 07-01-09 12:15 AM

You only rode ten miles, and you're upset about being delayed a couple of seconds for joggers?

guadzilla 07-01-09 01:46 AM


Originally Posted by Bearonabike (Post 9197341)
Yes, once the 1/8 mile curve was over and the oncoming traffic was not a factor, I left them behind quickly.

So when drivers get angry for losing a few minutes while stuck behind cyclists, they are jerks. But when cyclists lose a few minutes while stuck behind someone else, it is righteous rage. :bang:

Febs 07-01-09 01:52 AM


Originally Posted by Bearonabike (Post 9197341)
Yes, once the 1/8 mile curve was over and the oncoming traffic was not a factor, I left them behind quickly. What I can't get over is that these people, members of a local gym/spa, demonstrate the very thing that so many drivers harangue cyclists for. They are no longer in their cars, but for some reason, think that running down the middle of the road, stretched across the entire lane (rather than as far right as possible like bikes are supposed to ride) is perfectly acceptable. I wonder how many of them harassed a cyclist as they drove home that evening.

Probably none. But don't let get in the way of your righteous indignation.


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