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expensive gloves are like shots of expensive tequila

Old 08-13-09 | 09:04 PM
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expensive gloves are like shots of expensive tequila

I once ordered a thirty-five dollar shot of tequila, just to check it out. What a waste. To me, it tasted the same as a five dollar shot of tequila. In other words, they both taste like battery acid.

And every time I buy an expensive pair of cycling gloves I regret it. I can never figure out why they sell for so much money. For example, the Giro Luso gloves sell for over $60.00.

I always come back to the Performance terry gloves, which sell for about $9.00. They're comfortable, never wear out and they're cheap.

Why do people buy expensive gloves? I don't get it.
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Old 08-13-09 | 09:10 PM
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Why do people buy expensive gloves? I don't get it.
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Old 08-13-09 | 09:14 PM
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Old 08-13-09 | 10:09 PM
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Old 08-13-09 | 10:22 PM
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cheap gloves make me vomit, fight people bigger than myself & publicly degrade women...

i stick to the high-end stuff for the good of humanity.

maybe this was a bad metaphor to begin w/
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Old 08-13-09 | 10:30 PM
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cheap gloves make me vomit, fight people bigger than myself & publicly degrade women...

i stick to the high-end stuff for the good of humanity.

maybe this was a bad metaphor to begin w/
Maybe so. I'd be happy to change the topic to tequila.
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Mine were 20 bucks on sale from 30, my old ones I bought at a LBS for 20 not on sale, and the new ones are much more comfortable (more padding for the center area of my hand) and have a cool "shark skin" top part that keeps the top of my hand feeling like it's actually getting air.

I wouldn't spend over 30 dollars though, they all look just the same as the 20-30$ ones. 60 is pushing it considering I hear a lot start to fall apart quickly based off reviews I was reading.
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Old 08-13-09 | 10:39 PM
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The most important feature in gloves are the nose snot wipe away pads.
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Old 08-13-09 | 10:50 PM
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the most important feature in gloves are the nose snot wipe away pads.
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Ironclad gloves are what I wear. https://www.ironclad.com/www/category.jsp?catID=1

I have a pair of Tac-ops for cold weather and Mach-5 for short finger gloves. If they're tough enough for construction then, hey, they're more than enough for cycling. And the sweat wipe is great too.
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Originally Posted by Spahrtm
Ironclad gloves are what I wear. https://www.ironclad.com/www/category.jsp?catID=1

I have a pair of Tac-ops for cold weather and Mach-5 for short finger gloves. If they're tough enough for construction then, hey, they're more than enough for cycling. And the sweat wipe is great too.
Finally! A glove that's specifically designed for all my Tactical Operations! Yes!
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First:

>every time I buy an expensive pair of cycling gloves I regret it<

Then:

>Why do people buy expensive gloves? I don't get it.<

If you don't know why you keep spending the big bucks on gloves, why think anyone here could help you?

Considering what I spent purchasing my bike, I'm not about to go cheap on gloves. Still, one has to draw the limits somewhere, I suppose. So, while I'd enjoy owning Rapha's $160 Grand Tour gloves, I'm passing.
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Finally! A glove that's specifically designed for all my Tactical Operations! Yes!
Oakley > for tactical stuff. hell they have built pseudo brass knuckles!




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You spent $35 on a shot of tequila and are *****ing about gloves as well.
You deserve to be mocked...consider yourself mocked.
hehehe $35 hehehe
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Old 08-14-09 | 05:19 AM
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I love it when the articles I'm wearing are worth more than the bike I'm riding.
It's a paradigm shift.
The bike becomes merely a conduit to the world through which I can broadcast my beauty and my awesomeness.
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Old 08-14-09 | 05:38 AM
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Wow, and I thought the $16 I paid for a shot of JW Blue Label was bad.

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The bike becomes merely a conduit to the world through which I can broadcast my beauty and my awesomeness.
I'm sorry, I can't hear you over the sound of how awesome I am.
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Originally Posted by icyclist
Considering what I spent purchasing my bike, I'm not about to go cheap on gloves. Still, one has to draw the limits somewhere, I suppose. So, while I'd enjoy owning Rapha's $160 Grand Tour gloves, I'm passing.
I wonder how they can be highly sweat absorbant AND water resistant?
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Originally Posted by tkn0spdr
I'm blah, blah blah blah blah blah blah.
What are you typing? Can't quite see.
My beauty and my greatness are reflecting off my monitor, creating a glare, and dazzling me.
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Tequilla is more of a high than a drunk
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Considering what I spent purchasing my bike, I'm not about to go cheap on gloves. Still, one has to draw the limits somewhere, I suppose. So, while I'd enjoy owning Rapha's $160 Grand Tour gloves, I'm passing.
The gloves don't even fit the guy modeling them. The knuckle holes are no where close to being in the right place. If you are going to spend that much money on a glove, you think they would want to show off how well it fits....
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$35 but I have carpal (sp) tunnel so I don't mind the price and these really help.

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You spent $35 on a shot of tequila and are *****ing about gloves as well.
You deserve to be mocked...consider yourself mocked.
hehehe $35 hehehe
The gloves seemed like a bargain after the $350 worth of tequila...



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