Getting flashed while riding? Lol
08-16-09, 11:51 PM
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Dear Penthouse,
I always thought this stuff was made up and would never happen to people in real life. Then one day I was riding my bicycle - clad only in lycra to help show off my huge chamois - when I spied this young hot twentysomething in a window. I waved to her and she was overcome with sheer desire and she started peeling off her clothing right there.....
Dear Julie,
We were hanging out at Suzzie's again. This town sucks. There is NOTHING to do. I was plastered and saw this pathetic looking guy on his bike. You know the professor wannabe kind. He has this stobe light thingy on his bike that was super bright. When I went to cover my eyes my bracelet caught on my shirt and yanked it up giving this poor slob a flash. No doubt it probably made his day. What a dork.
Dear bikeforums.....
I always thought this stuff was made up and would never happen to people in real life. Then one day I was riding my bicycle - clad only in lycra to help show off my huge chamois - when I spied this young hot twentysomething in a window. I waved to her and she was overcome with sheer desire and she started peeling off her clothing right there.....
Dear Julie,
We were hanging out at Suzzie's again. This town sucks. There is NOTHING to do. I was plastered and saw this pathetic looking guy on his bike. You know the professor wannabe kind. He has this stobe light thingy on his bike that was super bright. When I went to cover my eyes my bracelet caught on my shirt and yanked it up giving this poor slob a flash. No doubt it probably made his day. What a dork.
Dear bikeforums.....
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08-17-09, 07:23 AM
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Dear Julie,
We were hanging out at Suzzie's again. This town sucks. There is NOTHING to do. I was plastered and saw this pathetic looking guy on his bike. You know the professor wannabe kind. He has this stobe light thingy on his bike that was super bright. When I went to cover my eyes my bracelet caught on my shirt and yanked it up giving this poor slob a flash. No doubt it probably made his day. What a dork.
Dear bikeforums.....
08-17-09, 09:01 AM
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While on a century ride I was riding with a small group of four. As we approached mile 78 or so we experienced a very unpleasant sight.
We were tired but up ahead there was a group of people sitting on top of a large gooseneck trailer filled with people sitting on lawn chairs, hay bales, and ice chests. As we approached they began to cheer us on. When we looked over two of the women flashed us. It was not a pretty sight. The second guy in our line let go of his handle bars and covered his face and shouted out loud “Oh my eyes, MY EYES!” it was really funny. None of us has ever don that ride again out of pure fear we would be subject to the same sights again.
Trust me it was not pretty. When we got to the finish several people were talking about the same thing and how they wished they did not look over.
We were tired but up ahead there was a group of people sitting on top of a large gooseneck trailer filled with people sitting on lawn chairs, hay bales, and ice chests. As we approached they began to cheer us on. When we looked over two of the women flashed us. It was not a pretty sight. The second guy in our line let go of his handle bars and covered his face and shouted out loud “Oh my eyes, MY EYES!” it was really funny. None of us has ever don that ride again out of pure fear we would be subject to the same sights again.
Trust me it was not pretty. When we got to the finish several people were talking about the same thing and how they wished they did not look over.
