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Old 10-24-09 | 05:34 PM
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=v1NadYdEW3Y

Rear tri-spoke? I'd use a disc but perhaps his penis channels speed to th rear wheel.
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Old 10-24-09 | 05:46 PM
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Wow look at those shorts.
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Old 10-24-09 | 05:56 PM
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After a pack of guys in lycra didnt wave, I had a guy in a orange vest wave back today, that made me happy.

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Old 10-24-09 | 05:57 PM
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Is it good or bad that I have no clue who he is?
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Old 10-24-09 | 05:59 PM
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Originally Posted by Turd Ferguson
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Rear tri-spoke? I'd use a disc but perhaps his penis channels speed to th rear wheel.
There are applications for a rear trispoke. Severe crosswinds come to mind, for one. I knew plenty of people who did it in the 90's, including myself and some pros.
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Old 10-24-09 | 06:04 PM
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Cyclist for 15 years, off the bike for 8 years? That would make him a cyclist for 7 years in my book.

I'm more impressed by the 56T chainring. If that works for a guy that's out of shape, he must be something else when he's in shape. I'm not sure I'd put zero gravity brakes on a Fuji
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Old 10-24-09 | 06:07 PM
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There are applications for a rear trispoke. Severe crosswinds come to mind, for one. I knew plenty of people who did it in the 90's, including myself and some pros.
So you know Jack?

BTW: why no cable stops on the brake line? You'd think $5k later they would of remembered them. Just say'n
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Old 10-24-09 | 06:20 PM
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Originally Posted by Turd Ferguson
So you know Jack?
Apparently, so does this guy.
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Old 10-24-09 | 06:24 PM
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So you know Jack?
Not personally, but since I spend a lot of time in the San Fernando Valley, it wouldn't surprise me if he was filming within a mile of me at some point in my life.
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Old 10-24-09 | 06:28 PM
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I also love how YouTube lists a guy pumping his tire at a naked bike ride as a related video
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Old 10-24-09 | 06:41 PM
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I also love how YouTube lists a guy pumping his tire at a naked bike ride as a related video
I totally watched it because the chick in the thumbnail was a hottie.
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Old 10-24-09 | 07:03 PM
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What a tool.
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Old 10-24-09 | 07:14 PM
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16-17 lbs? Seems pretty heavy for all that.
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I don't know jack...
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Old 10-24-09 | 07:41 PM
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Jack???? I thought you said his name is Fred.
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Old 10-24-09 | 07:48 PM
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Originally Posted by urbanknight
I also love how YouTube lists a guy pumping his tire at a naked bike ride as a related video
i actually rode past that guy as he was fixing the flat
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Old 10-24-09 | 07:51 PM
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i rode with him a couple of weeks ago riding over the sepulveda pass. i was just dropping down out of bel air and i saw him go by as i stopped at gas station to buy snack. i caught and talked to him for a few minutes on the way up the climb and was laughing to myself as i had seen the video on bikesnobnyc. he was even wearing his capt america/discovery kit just like in the video. he also has his name all over the bike, on the front of the one piece bar/stem, on the top tube and on the tri-spokes
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Old 10-24-09 | 07:56 PM
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Just think, in one week, you guys can steal candy from little kids.
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Just think, in one week, you guys can steal candy from little kids.
It's much more fun to give than receive. This Halloween I'm dishing out scoops of chocolate ice cream in the little buggers' Trick or Treat bags.
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Old 10-24-09 | 10:02 PM
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Originally Posted by bretthammy
I totally watched it because the chick in the thumbnail was a hottie.
Disappointing and false advertising, isn't it?


Originally Posted by bratton
i actually rode past that guy as he was fixing the flat
Adn just what were you doing there?
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Old 10-25-09 | 01:53 AM
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Old 10-25-09 | 01:54 AM
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Old 10-25-09 | 04:21 AM
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I always thought this was jack...

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Old 10-25-09 | 06:33 AM
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I guess this settles it. Cycling does not effect male performance.
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Old 10-25-09 | 02:05 PM
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I guess this settles it. Cycling does not effect male performance.
I'm sure having his own personal fluffer helps
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