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I beat up on a cat 3 dude on a fancy Cervelo yesterday

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Old 04-18-10, 07:12 PM
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I love this forum, that was a great laugh. Not what I was expecting based on the title, but exactly what I was expecting seeing who posted it. xD
Thank you, my unpronounceable friend!
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did you dial it up to 400 watts?
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Originally Posted by ravenmore
did you dial it up to 400 watts?
Yes. At least 400.

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No dude. See, this guy was really trying. He was blowing snot rockets and everything. Upshifting and pouring on steam. He just didn't have an answer for my power. 400 watts easy. My fast descending skills, unrelenting power stroke and familiarity with the route is what did him in.
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Originally Posted by CrimsonKarter21
I just got bukkake'd with dumb.
Best.
Analogy.
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Originally Posted by umd
Fair enough. But he does have real bike shorts... I've seen them.
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That's funny right there, I don't care who you are.../Larry the Cable Guy
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OK, I'm back.

So she starts riding me like an old fat tire beach bike up the slopes of Mt. Ventoux, wheezing and blowing snot rockets right and left, I'm still stuck under the sink hanging on to the plumbing for dear life. Over her right hip I see her Doberman glaring at me with bared fangs and I'm suddenly struck by the ridiculousness of my situation.

(gotta go to work. TBC. later)
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Originally Posted by ahsposo
OK, I'm back.

So she starts riding me like an old fat tire beach bike up the slopes of Mt. Ventoux, wheezing and blowing snot rockets right and left, I'm still stuck under the sink hanging on to the plumbing for dear life. Over her right hip I see her Doberman glaring at me with bared fangs and I'm suddenly struck by the ridiculousness of my situation.

(gotta go to work. TBC. later)
I'm calling BS.
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Hello, this is the operator.

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I'm calling BS.
Just a moment please, I'll ring that number.

That's one ringy-dingy, that's two ringy-dingy, that's three ringy-dingy.

There doesn't seem to be an answer at the number sir. Would you like to try again later?
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Who was the infamous troll from NY that used to post about his triumphs in Central Park? This is reminiscent...
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Originally Posted by FLvector
It appear R600DuraAce has been reincarnated. Reminds me of this thread.
...ah thank you...that's it...
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legs glistening from a recent shave

ughhhh....i don't think i've ever described another man in that manner. In fact, i'm certain of it.
thats damn funny!!!!!
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Originally Posted by Namenda
That's funny right there, I don't care who you are.../Larry the Cable Guy
even I have my moments
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Originally Posted by Stallionforce
Who was the infamous troll from NY that used to post about his triumphs in Central Park? This is reminiscent...
I'm going to have to take issue with you calling R600DA a troll. He was hors troll. An original.
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Originally Posted by KiddSisko
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Well into my this-side-of-pain workout tempo, about halfway up he passes me. I have no idea if he was tailing me at all for any length of time because for that stretch of road the sun was in front of me, and I had my earphones in. No shadow, and it's next to impossible to hear the sounds of another cyclist behind you when Meatloaf is singing in your ears, know what I mean?

Inspirational. Can you please post your setlist.
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