Funny, mine fits perfectly and no modification was required. Willful stubbornness gets you nowhere.

It's taken 4 pages for you to grasp this simple fact. Slow on the uptake, I guess.


You dropped trow the moment you posted this thread and persisted through 4 pages with the notion that you could not possibly be at fault, and it was just a sh*t manufacturer design.

You get angry, you lose.

after reading the first few posts of his in that thread im convinced he is the ultimate troll.

too much fun for one night, will have to look at that archived one another day.

Only Freds would argue for pages and pages about bicycle pumps.

I keep my bike frame as uncluttered as possible. I have two water bottle cages and that's about it. The drop bars do have the Garmin computer holder. I don't even have a saddle bag. So my topeak road morph and spare tubes all go in my lumbar bag that's clipped around my waist. That lumbar bag carries more stuff than a seat bag. Its portable, unlike a seat bag.

I have asked Columbia to design a lumbar bag, not just for trail runners and hikers, but one specifically for bike riders. No response yet.

Patentcad has a beautiful bike. IMHO, attaching a frame pump onto his bike would take away the aero qualities from that Cervelo.

We have a winner!! Why do people pay attention to this tool?

Some examples of his doozy posts!

http://www.bikeforums.net/showthread...=#post10690990
http://www.bikeforums.net/showthread...ound-Sunnyvale
http://www.bikeforums.net/showthread...=#post10662569
http://www.bikeforums.net/showthread...=#post10624606
http://www.bikeforums.net/showthread...t-this-dilemma

This one is hard to beat for shear cluelessness.

http://www.bikeforums.net/showthread...-miles-per-day

And his classic first post!

http://www.bikeforums.net/showthread...=#post10624508

Don't say he didn't warn people!

For once, the truth!

Oh, come now - they're not arguing about air pump prowess... it's metaphoric.

A frame mounted pump under the top tube is great. Just compress a spring to mount it, full stroke for quick pumping. Never have to remember to bring it. Nothing in your pockets. Never run out of air. No refills to buy. No garbage to get rid of.



BTW, this is a serious :popcorn thread

Just trying to set him on the true and righteous path to self loathing. Doesn't seem to be working.

Quote Originally Posted by NEUROSPORT:
you aint seen nothing yet. check out my website at your own risk !
http://www.diy-av.net/forum/



After reading some of the posts on his own website, especially the frighteningly disjointed farcical ramblings on the subject of the 9-11 attacks, I now understand.

There is simply no point to any of these discussions. Rationality is not to be found here. Whatever the true objective of these ramblings, it is certainly not obtaining feedback from other posters as represented. It is all about spewing.

Wow. He quotes stormfront as a credible source. That adds even more hilarity to this troll.

Added deep_sky to ignore list. How long did he think he was going to keep repeating the same sh1t to me over and over and over again ? Apparently his biggest achievement in his life was installing a goddamn pump onto a frame - either that or he has Parkinsons. Regardless, that problem is now solved.

Lol, can't take the heat on an internet forum, I guess.
Feel free to take your ball and go home because all you can do is blame others for your shortcomings.
If you actually read the forums beyond your own insipid posts, you would know that I am not male.
I'll be looking forward to more of your mindless gems, and if you actually ignored me instead of just making an empty "threat".
I'll be sure to pass you if I ever encounter you on the MUP's rolling along at a blistering 12mph.

I don't think the (clearly fake) website he linked to is his (who knows and who cares). Note poster's name on the threads in that other website.

Here is who owns that website.

http://whois.domaintools.com/diy-av.net

Looney on furlough.

Well it reads somewhat like his posts (although some of it reads like it was someone who has a lot firmer grasp on the concept of debate than our boy here), but you are right, it could be anyone's forum (although whoever owns it is dumb, a blog is much simpler than a forum to build and maintain) since there is nothing there that seems to identify the owner as this troll here. Nothing about cycling, just inane politics, protein drinks, and audiophile stuff.

It would not be too hard to clone a forum for whatever purpose this odd website serves. Anyway, it's not actively updated.

It would not be too hard to clone a forum for whatever purpose this odd website serves. Anyway, it's not actively updated.

A person with the same (rather unique) name as the owner of the junk website posts to

http://www.diyaudio.com/
http://srforums.prosoundweb.com/
http://www.avsforum.com/avs-vb/showt...php?p=16683744 This references the junk website.

http://www.diy-av.net/forum/

Given that his first action was to troll this site, why would anybody want to waste their time figuring out whether or not he is being serious in what he posts?

I just went on Amazon and read reviews on the Road Morph G. Not only was that clown ( deep_sh1t ) annoying but he was a LIAR as well. The reviews on the G are not so good with plenty of people reporting problems and some returning the pump due to poor design of the mount just as i did. In retrospect the REAL mistake i made was not putting him on ignore sooner.

its a universal mount, and frames come in all shapes and sizes, a perfect fit is usually not possible with a universal product. you should be smart enough to realize that. If you want something that fits exactly to your specifications have it custom built if not just STFU. I've also used the road morph on 3 different bikes and have been able to mount it on both, either on the cage mounts or on the top tube. One bike's bottle cage bolts had heads that were too big, you know what I did? Found other bolts, problem solved. it's not that hard to think rationally. now please go find another hobby. stamp collecting seems pretty simple.

There's an obvious problem there.

That's going to be quite the challenge for our friend!

i trying to be a bit more passive aggressive and avoid a possible ban.

You are slow! See post #137.

now tell that to this idiot who said that my bolts were fine and i didn't know how to use them.

I realize you get it. NEUROSPORT doesn't realize the troll is being trolled! What a tool!

my god this moron makes the rounds

http://www.usmessageboard.com/the-fl...-the-most.html

http://www.debatepolitics.com/polls/...eatment-4.html

fact is you couldn't come up with a simple enough solution to figure out how to make the universal product fit you're frame. you are the only idiot here.

If it's the same guy, I'd suggest you turn down any scholarships from the schools he went to!

http://www.debatepolitics.com/polls/...post1058209173

Absolutely nothing!!

oh i know you're all trolls. i just need a pump. in fact this is far and away the worst forum i have ever posted on. and i posted on some pretty bad forums ...

where is it written that i was under obligation to somebody to make it fit ? what makes you think i liked that pump or wanted to keep it ? or are you just trying to make my ignore list ?