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Road Cycling “It is by riding a bicycle that you learn the contours of a country best, since you have to sweat up the hills and coast down them. Thus you remember them as they actually are, while in a motor car only a high hill impresses you, and you have no such accurate remembrance of country you have driven through as you gain by riding a bicycle.” -- Ernest Hemingway

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Old 07-06-10, 12:13 PM
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Originally Posted by knobster
Threads like this are really interesting. There is probably pictures like this of cyclists on other boards where they are making fun of us. We're all idiots.
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Jane Virenque, current Queen of the Mountain Leader, fighting to stay withl the lead group up this Category 1 climb.
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Red Shirt Guy - "Ok everyone... Slow down... The McDonalds will be up the hill and on the left. McFlurries and Big Macs on me!!"

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Oh, the irony...

Owner of Segway Company Dies In Segway Crash
September 27, 2010, 2:29 pm
By Robert Mackey

A British businessman who recently purchased the Segway scooter company was found dead on Sunday after apparently crashing while driving a cross-country model of the upright, electric transporter near his home outside Leeds, England.
A statement posted on Segway's web site said:
It is with great sadness that we have to confirm that Jimi Heselden O.B.E., has died in a tragic accident near his home in West Yorkshire. Jimi Heselden, 62, was chairman of Hesco Bastion, Ltd., the world leading manufacturer of protective barriers and owner of Segway Inc.
Mr. Heselden’s body was found on Sunday in the River Wharfe, The Daily Mail reported, after he had apparently “plunged 30 feet from a rocky path” while on a version of the Segway known as the X2.

According to a statement from the West Yorkshire police force, “The incident is not believed to be suspicious.”

The battery-powered Segway, which is stabilized by gyroscopes, was invented by Dean Kamen, who founded the company in 1999. As Tom Vanderbilt reminded us in Slate last year, when Mr. Kamen introduced the device in 2001, he claimed that “the impact of this in the 21st century will be just like what Henry Ford did at the beginning of the 20th century.” The Segway, he said, would “change lives, cities and ways of thinking.”
As Martin Wainwright explained in The Guardian, Mr. Heselden, a former miner, was also an inventor, who made his fortune from an improved take on the sandbags used in the military. Using the money he received after being laid off from his pit job, the newspaper reported, “he invented a wire basket crammed with earth and water which proved far more effective than sandbags against mortar and missile attacks.”

The Mail also reported:
There was little evidence of the accident today in the remote area where it is believed to have happened on the edge of the River Wharfe. One area of the woodland path at the top of several cliff faces on the river’s banks – which is accessible from a public bridleway – is particularly uneven with a sheer drop of around 30ft at the side which leads down to the river.
The heavily wooded area, which is popular with walkers, has areas of relative flat before being broken by various tree roots and branches. A well-trodden path curves around the top of the cliff before descending to another path which is met by a footbridge over a small stream.

About a dozen family members arrived at the scene today to lay floral tributes for Mr Heselden, with many visibly shaken.

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Hey everyone, Lets go check out this 30 foot cliff over here!
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Hey everyone, Lets go check out this 30 foot cliff over here!
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WAIT UP BOYS! It's me UNCLE PCAD!! DAMN CERVELO!!
Well done Whooosshhh.
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Pull through, dammit!
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Originally Posted by hrt4me
Quote from someone in the group following red shirt guy:

"Yeah, he might be ahead of us, but he would be even faster if he flipped his stem."

"And isn't that last year's model? My new one is 14 grams lighter."
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Guy in red shirt, "Butt slap for you SUV!"

Crowd, "Haha."
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Are they coasting downhill backwards? That's got to be worth something!
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This is no joke. I just heard today that the owner of the Segway company died on one. He road it over a cliff. The developer of the company sold the company last year and the new owner is the guy that died on a Segway.
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This is no joke. I just heard today that the owner of the Segway company died on one. He road it over a cliff. The developer of the company sold the company last year and the new owner WAS the guy that died on a Segway.
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This is no joke. I just heard today that the owner of the Segway company died on one. He road it over a cliff. The developer of the company sold the company last year and the new owner is the guy that died on a Segway.
Verified for real while listening to NPR on my way home tonight. That's gotta seriously hurt sales.
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Thanks, sometimes I type too fast and make grammatical errors.
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Originally Posted by hrt4me
"After this car goes by, we can take a break over there and eat our CLIF Bars."
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I hope I never die in such a fashion that will have me ridiculed by millions without the ability to defend myself.
When I read the article on the Segway guy, I could have sworn they stole it from The Onion.
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It's a sad loss. He was quite a philanthropist.

By the way it's not "irony".

As for a caption, how about "I managed 18.3 mph for my first century"
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The Decline of Western Civilization.
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