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should be self explanatory, you don't need a comment for them all.

http://i101.photobucket.com/albums/m...4/lancemad.jpg

2. "oh god. i just know he is staring at me, i can FEEL it"

1: "Doesn't Fabian know that I am the peloton Top-Dog?"

2: "Chin-strap's loose, pal."

1. Man, I knew that bean burrito was a mistake!

2. (smells like something died around here)

1. B***h, I WILL F*****G KILL YOU!!

2. Oh no.

3. Lance Armstrong: He'll F******G kill you, B***h.

2. Why does he look so angry?!

1. I want my prune juice.

3. I got nothin' for this.

!. "Get the **** off my lawn!!"

2. "Oh ****, is he talking to me?"

1. "Why is there a Radio Shack rider in front of me? Doesn't he listen to team orders? Doesn't he CARE about team orders? Johan? Do you see this crap?"

Winner!

2. "No man, I said I was really impressed by the writings of Freud"

^^^hahah nice!

1. c'mon guys let's stop I gotta Poop!

2. who you think you are Lance Armstrong?

1. (sees that Contador is in his group, instead of 5 minutes behind and clutching a broken collar bone.)

2. (Just realized that being a pro cyclist sucks)

3. Radio Shack Lance Cam! Go to www.radioshack.com/lance for more Lance photos!!!

hahaha. yes, well done!^^. i love the link. hard to top that one.

1. Hmm something smells funny back here
2. Thinks: whoops i farted

1. I will get you and take you to my team..

2. Well I got that stalker Lance behind me. I got Robbie McEwen in front of me. Do I just explode out with Robbie? If I do, that jerk Lance will eventually catch up to me. If i stay here, then I might as well be lunch meat for Radio Shack. WHAT DO I DO!!!!!!!!

3. Hello all, this is Chris Hansen with Dateline NBC's "How To Catch A Predator." Lance, do you know this guy is only a junior rider?? What have you been doing on the Garmin-Transitions chatroom? We've seen you talk to this guy about him being 23 and you being 37. Do you want me to read some of the things you said to him???

2. This stem is very noodly!

1. That's not a stem!

3. Groping allegations abound at Tour de France