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Old 07-05-10 | 02:29 PM
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should be self explanatory, you don't need a comment for them all.

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2. "oh god. i just know he is staring at me, i can FEEL it"
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1: "Doesn't Fabian know that I am the peloton Top-Dog?"

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1. B***h, I WILL F*****G KILL YOU!!

2. Oh no.

3. Lance Armstrong: He'll F******G kill you, B***h.
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Old 07-05-10 | 04:20 PM
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2. Why does he look so angry?!

1. I want my prune juice.

3. I got nothin' for this.
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Old 07-05-10 | 04:24 PM
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!. "Get the **** off my lawn!!"

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Old 07-05-10 | 04:33 PM
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1. "Why is there a Radio Shack rider in front of me? Doesn't he listen to team orders? Doesn't he CARE about team orders? Johan? Do you see this crap?"
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Old 07-05-10 | 08:51 PM
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Old 07-05-10 | 08:54 PM
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^^^hahah nice!
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Old 07-05-10 | 08:54 PM
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1. c'mon guys let's stop I gotta Poop!

2. who you think you are Lance Armstrong?
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Old 07-05-10 | 09:20 PM
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1. (sees that Contador is in his group, instead of 5 minutes behind and clutching a broken collar bone.)

2. (Just realized that being a pro cyclist sucks)

3. Radio Shack Lance Cam! Go to www.radioshack.com/lance for more Lance photos!!!
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Old 07-05-10 | 09:24 PM
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hahaha. yes, well done!^^. i love the link. hard to top that one.
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1. I will get you and take you to my team..

2. Well I got that stalker Lance behind me. I got Robbie McEwen in front of me. Do I just explode out with Robbie? If I do, that jerk Lance will eventually catch up to me. If i stay here, then I might as well be lunch meat for Radio Shack. WHAT DO I DO!!!!!!!!

3. Hello all, this is Chris Hansen with Dateline NBC's "How To Catch A Predator." Lance, do you know this guy is only a junior rider?? What have you been doing on the Garmin-Transitions chatroom? We've seen you talk to this guy about him being 23 and you being 37. Do you want me to read some of the things you said to him???
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2. This stem is very noodly!

1. That's not a stem!

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