1. I will get you and take you to my team..

2. Well I got that stalker Lance behind me. I got Robbie McEwen in front of me. Do I just explode out with Robbie? If I do, that jerk Lance will eventually catch up to me. If i stay here, then I might as well be lunch meat for Radio Shack. WHAT DO I DO!!!!!!!!

3. Hello all, this is Chris Hansen with Dateline NBC's "How To Catch A Predator." Lance, do you know this guy is only a junior rider?? What have you been doing on the Garmin-Transitions chatroom? We've seen you talk to this guy about him being 23 and you being 37. Do you want me to read some of the things you said to him???