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Old 07-06-10 | 02:27 PM
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this is after contador gets "dropped" by vino. i looked EVERYWHERE for one with vino in it. but no.

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Old 07-06-10 | 02:28 PM
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2. contador baffled to find pistol out of bullets.
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Old 07-06-10 | 02:29 PM
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Old 07-06-10 | 02:31 PM
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2) Sources say Contador is dehydrated
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1) “Vinokourov did a great job for me today. I am very pleased with how he rode and how the day transpired,” Contador said

2) “Vinokourov did a great job for me today. I am very pleased with how he rode and how the day transpired,” Contador said
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Old 07-06-10 | 03:35 PM
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Are you really going to do one of these for each of the stages?
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Old 07-06-10 | 03:47 PM
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Are you really going to do one of these for each of the stages?
I hope so. I find them amusing.
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Old 07-06-10 | 03:51 PM
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I hope so. I find them amusing.
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Old 07-06-10 | 04:06 PM
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Originally Posted by enjoi07
this is after contador gets "dropped" by vino. i looked EVERYWHERE for one with vino in it. but no.

1. I wish my buddy Lance were here...

2. Alberto Contador misses his good friend Lance Armstrong at the end of todays bike ride in France..unfortunately for Lance this wasn't a "no drop ride"
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Old 07-06-10 | 04:40 PM
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What happened to that old guy who was yelling in my ear?


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Old 07-06-10 | 04:52 PM
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What happened to that old guy who was yelling in my ear?


epic funny
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Old 07-06-10 | 07:35 PM
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Originally Posted by enjoi07
this is after contador gets "dropped" by vino. i looked EVERYWHERE for one with vino in it. but no.

1.What do you want me to do coach??

2. Alberto Contador, a Tour De France cyclist, is still unable to decipher his coaches baseball style commands.
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Old 07-06-10 | 09:10 PM
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What happened to that old guy who was yelling in my ear?

We have a winner
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What happened to that old guy who was yelling in my ear?
FTW.

1/ And then, I turned to her and said "Give me some sugar, baby"

2/ El Pistolero on his ride with Liz Hatch

OP, please do keep doing this series for every stage (I missed the earlier ones but am going to go look for them now).
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1. "Let me put my arm around you and thank for your hard work today, it's nice to have a team."

2. Vino convinces his new team mate that he is wearing the cloak of invisibility
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1. This is my invisible friend.

2. I'm over here.
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1. Vino, he drope me.

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