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LordOpie 10-16-04 10:39 PM


Originally Posted by NeoBinary
You've got a spoke protector don't you?

I've never used a spoke protector and now am receiving shots from my doctor. Kids, learn from me.


Originally Posted by SteveE
Leave it on and just put a plastic bag over your head while riding.

:eek:

my58vw 10-16-04 10:51 PM

I have to take mine off to, maybe in the morning...

NeoBinary 10-16-04 10:58 PM


Originally Posted by my58vw
I have to take mine off to, maybe in the morning...

Ther's no time to wait! It must happen now! Sure it doesn't seem like that big of a deal, but this kind of thing can quickly get out of hand.

Is it necessary that I remind you of this.......
http://webpages.charter.net/neobinary/photbicycle.jpg?

ruirui 10-17-04 12:01 AM

i agree.. i read this post earlier.. and then went into the garage and after 3 mins later.. the operation is done.. dork disc gone!

g3ck0 10-17-04 12:12 AM

so...what's wrong wit hteh spoke protector thing? i don't get what the fuss is all about ????

jeff williams 10-17-04 12:22 AM

Khuon, I still can't see it, smooothest Spoke 'tector on earth,
Khan got WHAT in return for advanced 2220 tech?

... your cyclotronic brain????

khuon 10-17-04 04:20 AM

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Originally Posted by jeff williams
Khuon, I still can't see it, smooothest Spoke 'tector on earth

I admit the picture isn't very good. I'll snap another one as soon as I get the chance but I'm out of town right now. Anyways, I threw the image into Gimp and tried to highlight the edges. As you can see, the protector is probably meant for a 23T large cog cassette. It barely reaches the edges of my 24T and my 27T overshadows it by a large margin. As such it's really useless but then again you can't see it. Also, it doesn't look as bad as other spoke protectors I've seen and is pretty securely attached (making it hard to remove) thus I just leave it on. Most people never even see it.

fujiacerider 10-17-04 06:48 AM

I've removed 3 spoke protectors, and they all just slid off the hub when you remove the cassette. Are my bikes weird? Why do y'all have to cut them off?

Cole

zensuit 10-17-04 08:11 AM


Originally Posted by fujiacerider
I've removed 3 spoke protectors, and they all just slid off the hub when you remove the cassette. Are my bikes weird? Why do y'all have to cut them off?

Cole


We LIKE to cut them off, it's catharsis...

I can not believe how many replies this post has gotten...I feel so much better about my dork self

my58vw 10-17-04 08:20 AM

After reading this thread I decided to take ine off my trek, easy... had to cut off this little paper inser in them though...

Funny thing I never thought about this before because I broke the one on my jekyll the first time out... taking the tire off...

khuon 10-17-04 08:28 AM


Originally Posted by fujiacerider
I've removed 3 spoke protectors, and they all just slid off the hub when you remove the cassette. Are my bikes weird? Why do y'all have to cut them off?

Because we're lazy and didn't want to remove the cassette.

Grampy™ 10-17-04 08:43 AM


Originally Posted by khuon
Because we're lazy and didn't want to remove the cassette.

Isn't it harder to break one off than take one off?

Was in the LBS the other day and a guy walks in and asks to buy a spoke protector.... three of us all at once said, "you can have mine". .......you had to be there. (The LBS did sell him one) :D :p :p :D

NeoBinary 10-17-04 08:58 AM


Originally Posted by Grampy™
Isn't it harder to break one off than take one off?

Was in the LBS the other day and a guy walks in and asks to buy a spoke protector.... three of us all at once said, "you can have mine". .......you had to be there. (The LBS did sell him one) :D :p :p :D

Did the LBS try to discourage him?

khuon 10-17-04 09:02 AM


Originally Posted by Grampy™
Isn't it harder to break one off than take one off?

Hmmm... not sure about that. They're usually only secured to the spokes with a couple of cheesy clips which is why oftentimes they'll just crack and break apart by themselves. All it takes is one cut from outside to inside. It takes me less than a minute with a pair of garden snips (shhh... don't tell my wife) but I'm sure it would take me longer if I had to get out the cassette tool and chain whip.

labiker 10-17-04 01:48 PM

what in the world is a spoke protector???

jeff williams 10-17-04 01:58 PM


Originally Posted by labiker
what in the world is a spoke protector???

An invention by 'Tha Man' to keeps us down, Fight the Power!!
Plastic disc made with bad Mojo.
:mad:

rcams 10-17-04 05:37 PM


Originally Posted by g3ck0
so...what's wrong wit hteh spoke protector thing? i don't get what the fuss is all about ????


Blasphemer.....it may be too late for this one?! Nothing wrong with the spoke protector thing....goes great with that chainring tatoo. Someone get the meds.

TomInFLA 10-18-04 12:01 PM


Originally Posted by feltdude
My advice is to get over it. Nobody cares. You people are pathetic.

Oh I think I see your confusion. This is part of an overall concept called "humor", pronounced "hugh mer". "Humor" is sometimes used to make an overall point in a funny way. The original message is part of a humor sub-concept called "parody", which rhymes with .... um.... larody. "Parody" is often a mechanism used to poke fun at a subject, but the object is always to make a salient point.

I can have a pamphlet sent to your house about this if need be.

Grasschopper 10-18-04 12:14 PM


Originally Posted by TomInFLA
Oh I think I see your confusion. This is part of an overall concept called "humor", pronounced "hugh mer". "Humor" is sometimes used to make an overall point in a funny way. The original message is part of a humor sub-concept called "parody", which rhymes with .... um.... larody. "Parody" is often a mechanism used to poke fun at a subject, but the object is always to make a salient point.

I can have a pamphlet sent to your house about this if need be.

:roflmao: :roflmao: :roflmao: :roflmao: :beer: :roflmao: :roflmao: :roflmao:

zensuit 10-18-04 12:32 PM


Originally Posted by TomInFLA
Oh I think I see your confusion. This is part of an overall concept called "humor", pronounced "hugh mer". "Humor" is sometimes used to make an overall point in a funny way. The original message is part of a humor sub-concept called "parody", which rhymes with .... um.... larody. "Parody" is often a mechanism used to poke fun at a subject, but the object is always to make a salient point.

I can have a pamphlet sent to your house about this if need be.

No ,really, I was really upset. I so want to be cool. I have a Chrome bag...I even duct taped my single speed to make it look mean...and that was an homage to the scene in "Slapshot" where the bus driver uses an ax to bust in the side of a perfectly good team bus...

jeff williams 10-18-04 12:46 PM


Originally Posted by zensuit
No ,really, I was really upset. I so want to be cool. I have a Chrome bag...I even duct taped my single speed to make it look mean...and that was an homage to the scene in "Slapshot" where the bus driver uses an ax to bust in the side of a perfectly good team bus...

The real punk band 'NOMEANSNO' were from my town Victoria, they play as a band here as the Hanson Brothers.
They really do play hockey and challenge garbage A.M radio hosts to games and stomp on them.


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