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Road Cycling “It is by riding a bicycle that you learn the contours of a country best, since you have to sweat up the hills and coast down them. Thus you remember them as they actually are, while in a motor car only a high hill impresses you, and you have no such accurate remembrance of country you have driven through as you gain by riding a bicycle.” -- Ernest Hemingway

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Old 01-21-11, 10:46 AM
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This bike is sex. I searched and saw it a few times, but figured it deserved to be seen some more.

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Old 01-21-11, 10:51 AM
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Everyone has their own taste, but the punky brewster look is just not my style.
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Old 01-21-11, 10:57 AM
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Haha. He said Punky Brewster!
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Old 01-21-11, 10:58 AM
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That bike just killed my libido, thanks.
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Originally Posted by chado445510
This bike is sex.
It's a good thing everyone has different tastes, so that even the gruesomely unattractive get a crack at sex now and then.
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Old 01-21-11, 11:06 AM
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At least you don't have to worry about matching your kit. I'd say anything goes with that frame.
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Old 01-21-11, 11:09 AM
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Change the red to pink and we can harness the late 80's
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Originally Posted by chado445510
This bike is sex.
what does this mean?
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I wonder what Freud would say about this?
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I think he'd say that bike looks like the love child of Carrot Top and Whoopi Goldberg.

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Old 01-21-11, 11:40 AM
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A while back I read a news item about a guy who was arrested, caught naked, having "relations" with his bike. I wonder if this is "her"?
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Old 01-21-11, 12:30 PM
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Originally Posted by Flash
what does this mean?
Teenager lingo, don't pay attention to it.
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The only bike that equals sex to me is some BF'ers white TIME ulteam with LW wheels. Simply sublime.
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Originally Posted by vinfix
A while back I read a news item about a guy who was arrested, caught naked, having "relations" with his bike. I wonder if this is "her"?
How did he do it? Was triflow or some other lube involved??
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Old 01-21-11, 01:56 PM
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I wish there was a way to tell who made it...
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Ugly.
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Are they talking about spectators feeding the cyclists? You know, like don't feed the bears?
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Originally Posted by chado445510
This bike is sex. I searched and saw it a few times, but figured it deserved to be seen some more.
Ewww. My eyes.

How many clowns can climb out of that garish thing?
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Old 01-21-11, 02:08 PM
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Old 01-21-11, 02:09 PM
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Akin to the 90's.
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Old 01-21-11, 02:13 PM
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Is it a Look? I can't quite tell...
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Doesn't do it for me. To each his own.
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You're being sarcastic right? Hideous!

You should have made this a poll so that you could see how much people overwhelmingly think this bike is ugly.
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Old 01-21-11, 03:17 PM
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Man, carrot top is scary now.
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Is it 1987?
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