I am Fred
 

I am Fred. That's my name. I ride a bike.

All I hear is Fred-this, Fred-that, what a Fred.

Anyone else named Fred out there who knows what I mean?

Fred means Awesome on a Bike.

When Forrest Gump came out, I had some idea what you must feel like now.

Nice to meet you Fred, I've heard so much about you...

Fred, flip your stem.

:troll:

OK, somebody with more time can finish this:

I am Fred, hear me roar
I'm too dorky to ignore

Another Fred here!

Hi, I'm Josh.

Yes, but do you have tiger's blood?

Everyone has some inner fred :)

I am Fred, hear me roar
In numbers too big to ignore
And I know too much to go back an' pretend
'cause I've heard it all before
And I've been down there on the floor
No one's ever gonna keep me down again . . .

i think i would change my name.:eek:

just kidding.

The helmet didnt fit his head
His bicycle wasnt even red
His legs were hairy
His clothes were scary
Proudly he said, call me Fred

A Fred is someone who can't use the search function.

;)

I am Fred, hear me roar.
Your silly fashions I ignore.

Just because your name is Fred does not mean the Fred is strong in you, my young Fred.

We are all Freds. Everyone else is just visiting.

I would say the OP is an imposter, but he does sound like a Fred.

I am Fred, hear me roar.
Your silly fashions I ignore.
I don't care about power-taps
Or glasses under(over?) helmet straps
Intervals sound like a bore,
I ride for fun, and don't keep score.

You say that suffering's what it's about.
Me, I just like to get out
and feel the sunshine
see the sights.
Cycling makes me feel alright.

Oh, z90. Always a romantic.

better fred than dead.

i don't like you.