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leanflounder 05-05-11 12:08 AM

im still up at 2 am on a cycling forum instead of studying when i have finals in the morning

seejohnbike 05-05-11 12:10 AM

The team kit still hasn't arrived... so until then, my limited wardrobe of cycling apparel definitely gets worn more than once between washes.

It's because of cycling that I've started doing laundry regularly. Before, it was the typical collegiate male "I'll do all my laundry, then ride out the clothing supply until I have to wash everything again." Now, I have to keep the kit relatively clean, so that means laundry more often.

When not road riding, I'm kind of a skinny jean wearin', fixed gear ridin', dirty hipster.

When riding said fixed gear bike, I definitely run red lights. (not blow through them or anything, but if it's definitely clear enough for a pedestrian to jaywalk through, I'll sometimes roll through without a second thought)

When on group road rides, if I'm in front, I have to consciously remember to not roll through reds in a similar manner.

I'm 6'1", and 165 lbs. Tall, lanky, and generally pretty fit. However, last week (and I think the first time ever for me), I caught myself noticing what little fat I have over my stomach, and thinking 'Yeah, I could lose a few pounds.'

I LOVE when little kids see me in full kit (wearing a helmet!), and have that "woah! cool!" face. When I was growing up, I thought helmets were uncool, had zero interest in road bikes, and didn't even know you could easily get into amateur racing of any kind until early in college. I like feeling like a positive influence.

I didn't read the rest of the confessions, I just hopped to the last page to post mine. (I'm catching up, I swear)

I could go on... but that's it for now.

Clipped_in 05-05-11 12:31 AM

It would appear after reading this thread, that I commit some sort of cycling fashion faux pas every time I ride my bike. . . :fred:

I don't coordinate my gloves with my jersey
I don't coordinate my socks with my jersey
I don't coordinate my jersey with my bibs
I don't coordinate my kit with my bike
I don't coordinate my jersey with my helmet
Ohhhh the shame!!!!!

/self loathing

rat fink 05-05-11 01:47 AM

I pretty much always gain weight when I ride a lot.
Because of this, I will probably never have a sub 190 pound race weight.
I hate riding without cycling shoes.

Velo_Tut 05-05-11 01:56 AM

I am terrified to join a race because I'm afraid I would do horrible . . .

I like my bike tan . . .

surgeonstone 05-05-11 03:00 AM

I like to cool down by wiping down my bike

and drinking cold diet coke,

then i prop my bike up in front of me a few feet aware from me,

drivetrain side facing me,

and admire it- for a long time,

with Luke, my Labrador Retriever,

sitting next to me in a lawn chair.

surgeonstone 05-05-11 03:30 AM

That I wear a helmet.......ALWAYS, always have, always will.

and that I owe 18Hockey an apology

guadzilla 05-05-11 03:51 AM


Originally Posted by pgjackson (Post 12596123)
My lycra shorts make my junk look either too small or grotesquely large...and always at the wrong moment.

What is a wrong moment for your junk* to look too large??? I cannot think of any.

*Sorry, twig and berries. That Canuck is going to shout at us again otherwise

Another confession - I wear color-matched bibs and jerseys, and have actually deluded myself into thinking I look good in lycra.

guadzilla 05-05-11 03:59 AM


Originally Posted by Velo Vol (Post 12597167)
I miss botto.

Where has that bundle of sweetness and joy disappeared? I was wondering about that.

JimF22003 05-05-11 04:01 AM

When I adjust the RD I can't figure out which way to turn the knob without trying it one way, and then trying it the other way...

JustinHorne 05-05-11 04:06 AM

I frequently feel annoyed inside when my GF wants to go out to eat and we spend $30, but then drop 115 times that on a bike.

Sometimes I really feel unmotivated to actually GO riding. Once I am on the bike, I love it.

Sometimes I feel I'm a reasonably strong rider, sometimes I'd be embarrassed to be seen.

Although I love them, descents scare me.

Very worried about my first serious injury to come from this sport.

JustinHorne 05-05-11 04:09 AM


Originally Posted by JimF22003 (Post 12598194)
When I adjust the RD I can't figure out which way to turn the knob without trying it one way, and then trying it the other way...


Get ready for this...

If you're behind the bike, looking at the RD, the turning the adjuster in (Ie, counterclockwise) adjusts the RD toward the big ring of the cassette, and turning it outwards (Clockwise) adjusts it toward the small ring of the cassette. :)

Usually you'll be able to figure out which way it needs to go by noticing whether the chain is wanting to stay on the big rings when you are shifting down, or vice versa. Adjust to compensate.

kahoon 05-05-11 04:35 AM

i have a cervelo S2 and just bought an S3 because i've somehow convinced my wife (and myself) that they are different, and i need both. there, its off my chest now...

Hulley 05-05-11 04:59 AM

Even though my CR1 is more than enough bike for me, I've convinced myself that I NEED a Lynskey Ti with SRAM Force and a killer set of wheels. Currently trying to convince my wife the same thing.

thump55 05-05-11 04:59 AM


Originally Posted by datlas (Post 12595725)
I am ashamed of my sophomoric attempts to see what can and can't get past the filters.

For example you can't say ****** or ******bag so I have to write d ouchebag. And you can't say **** or **** or **** but you CAN say prick.


I laughed.

thump55 05-05-11 05:01 AM


Originally Posted by LowCel (Post 12595229)
I hope you apply it directly to the chamois.

It's at the top of my confession list....what do you think?

patentcad 05-05-11 05:11 AM


Originally Posted by leanflounder (Post 12597969)
im still up at 2 am on a cycling forum instead of studying when i have finals in the morning

Rarely has the 41 witnessed so auspicious a start to a BF career.

Vallun 05-05-11 05:27 AM

- I got my first road bike only three years ago.
- I've ridden more in the last 13 weeks than I did in the first 2 years I owned said road bike.
- I've lost 36lbs and 8.4% body fat in the last 13 weeks, because of said road bike.
- I want a cheeseburger so bad I can't f'n stand it.

chipcom 05-05-11 05:38 AM

I killed Osama bin Laden - mufferfurker stole one of my donuts.

JonnyHK 05-05-11 05:41 AM


Originally Posted by nacler22 (Post 12594667)
I like barcon

C&Ved it for you.

Homebrew01 05-05-11 06:12 AM

I bought a slightly used Six-13 frame to build up as my new race bike, but couldn't be bothered, so it's still in the box 6 months later. Anyone wanna buy it ?

I don't have urges to upgrade my bikes.

I prefer shorts to bibs (never noticed waistband, shoulder straps are annoying)

bkwentz 05-05-11 06:13 AM

I don't climb well for my weight.
I am not peaking in two months.

iam93157 05-05-11 06:14 AM

I spend more money on bike gear than on my girlfriend. I got my girlfriend started in cycling and now she almost matches my expenses. Together I reason that I'm spending money on gear for us or I just buy cool stuff for her.

I valiantly justified a larger fit of an online bike deal, off of ebay no less (although new, smooth order, no problem)

I stopped being interested at Mint because I have a flawless record at blowing my bike budget

But most of all...
I don't show enough gratefulness, gratitude and love to my girlfriend who probably picked up cycling only to spend more time with me

big chainring 05-05-11 06:19 AM

Although its what I tell people who ask, Clyde Sefton did not sell his bike to me at the airport.

Homebrew01 05-05-11 06:25 AM

I don't know who Clive Sefton is.

I don't "get" most pop culture chit chat (don't watch much tv or movies).

mrbUSA 05-05-11 06:31 AM

My "other" ride's a KiloTT

big chainring 05-05-11 06:35 AM

OOps its Clyde Sefton. Edited my post. Aussie Olympic and pro cyclist from the 70-80's.

withsriracha 05-05-11 06:50 AM

I'm afraid I won't ever get fast enough to be a real part of the team I just joined.

Now that I'm getting more serious, I daydream about upgrading to something *fancy,* but am afraid of looking like a fool with too much money to spend on too much bike.

mmmdonuts 05-05-11 07:02 AM

I spend too much money on cycling. It's still a fraction of what the avg BFer spends. I'm cheap.

I like my truck. I want a bigger one. I don't care about MPG.

I used to like LA. Still admire his accomplishments.

I spend too much time on BF while working (or instead of working?)

RT 05-05-11 07:04 AM


Originally Posted by Cletis (Post 12595884)
I'm perfectly happy with 8sp microshift.

Guilty.


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