I fantasize about Liz Hatch and her bike seat

I use the BF search function.

I've spent far more money on books than on bike stuff this year.

I've spent a whole lot more time reading than riding this year.

I'm finding it impossible to teach my autistic daughter how to ride without training wheels. Its getting me down.

I'd rather go to a guitar store than a bike shop.

I enjoy eating out. I enjoy eating in. I enjoy eating, period.

My wife loves me cuz I'm tall, dark, handsome...and considerate.

I often have to watch people die in my line of work, but it rarely bothers me.

I believe I was the first on this forum to shorten patentcad to pcad. Though, at the time, it was p-cad. I now kinda blame myself for encouraging his behavior.

I've been awake since yesterday, so I'm going to bed.

when riding with PSIMET, i know he is staring at my arse, and i like that. later.

And it actually works? If you use it the right way it works, but if you use it the "intuitive" way it sucks.

Confession? OK, here goes:

I love the nightlife. I've got to boogie on the disco 'round...

OH! You mean bike-related confession? My bad...umm...my mountain bike's abilities far outstrip my own and as a function of that, it is hanging in the garage.

Hmm...does anyone else feel awkward?

Jeepers.

Whenever I encounter children learning to ride bikes with their parents, I ride past them no-handed.

My Specialized hard Rock from 1990 still has its original tires on. No routine maintenance had been done on it either (FD, RD, Cable adjustment.) It also has the original chain and cassette and I use it to haul my daughter's Burly trailer.

Great clubs! I have a set my dad passed down to me. I still get funny looks when I pull out my wooden 5 wood and hit it 280 yards!

I digress...my confession: I have been cycling since the beginning of the year. I've never ridden more than 15 miles at a time on my Allez Triple that I got on sale for $499 in December. I average less than one ride per week. Yet I still justified buying a set of Soul 3.0's.

I often lurk in the 33

He drinks PBR. He's already there.

I don't miss the infamous bf exiles at all. Who the hell wants to be arguing with fly-weights-with-baggage all the time?

Yes. I have found answers to several questions using the advanced search function.

I wish to see the infamous bf exiles.

I wish cycling would cut my weight down faster, even though I know this is impossible since i only do 20 minute commutes.

I wish I was 165 but i'm 30 lbs from it

I wish this thread keeps going

Other than LA, and 1 or 2 others, I wouldn't recognize pro racers if they stood right in front of me . . . in kit.

And don't care.

I watch American Idol, and dearly miss Cromulent and his posts reviewing the latest episode.

You'd not only recognize me if I stood right in front of you, you'd probably call the cops and report me for flashing.

I get the urge to pinch the @$$ of any hot lady cyclist wearing lycra.

...

Then smack it.

I wish I could think of threads like this.

I want to be pro, but I'm 26. I started this sport too late.



Now going back to page 2 to continue reading.

I'm glad my wife has different exercise regimens other than riding

I'm calling them now, proactively.

I used my first Early Bird training criterium as justification for getting $1500 Reynolds Assaults.

You can say ass.

I started a bicycle overhaul project at the beginning of Spring instead of during the Winter.

good call

This right here!

and this too.

I train strictly to blow out the hammerheads that lead the group ride and will spend any amount of money on my bike and self to do so.

I am way too competitive.

I am way too old to be this competitive.

I drop my girlfriend when riding with her

I would rather ride than hang out with my friends, so I got new friends that ride.

I would love to wear these [/img]http://www.techpin.com/wp-content/uploads/2008/10/skull-candy-headphones-skull-candy-ti-headphones-6.jpg[img]

I made my first successful living by building lift kits for these http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=O0gKiyIN_6Q yes I shot this video...and im ashamed of it but i got rich off this