"bastard dick dickhead piss turd jesus christ

Have they relaxed the censorships?

Did you get wet last night? Told ya it would clear up.

How was the bloody humidity?!!??!!!?? JEEEEZUS

...geez...& 531 reckons he needs to get a life!.......don't they have TV or something in........(hitchy trying to think where the farg you're from)....Gosford??....Nuke-castle?...ummm?

hitchy

****ing arse ****er. They have! [Edit] Okay. Not quite. :(

***** got thu yesterday....guess they've given up on us!......thats one rule that is sillier than the UCI's weight rule....when ya can just spell it differently....ok the acid test.....****...well did it make it?

hitchy

I'm thinking about coming out of semi-retirement, and getting another job. I could be a public servant again, and deal with morons. Wouldn't miss anyone here then...

That's more like it :p

You was right, (as usual), its handy having rob gell on the forums! :D......I woulda been better off with rain though......I was absolutely sweating my ample arse off...at first i thought i was crook or something...I was drenched by the time I got home....the missus asked if it WAS raining out!

JEEEZ, same here. It's easy to forget how hard it is hammering in humidity

Last night I thought: "right, it's only 23 degrees, and I'm due for a hard ride", so off I went -- I was fukn dying.

...an oxymoron if ever I've heard one!

Funny country. I'm pretty sure I don't fit the terrorist profile, but on a provisional visa, the only employment I could get so far was with the NSW Police, the Office of State Revenue, and the Electoral Commission, which is located in a Centrelink building. Go figure.

Hee Hee Hee

They won't let me work at a pie shop though. Something about national security.

That's all right. The pie shop is at the Singlespeed and Fixed Gear forum... and they're all crazy as cut snakes over there.

I think "Cycling Central" starts agian this Sunday at 11:30am

....they won't let me work at a pie shop either, nothing to do with national security.....more to do with 'eating the profits' :D

Hitchy

That's crap - everyone knows Four'n'Twenty's secret is horse mince and a smattering of rat dropings!

<---- Singlespeeder

If you're wondering where the 'Pie' thing came from, go HERE

They sponsor the Footy Show, that says a lot right there.

The Sydney version thereof.

Eh? Where did that come from? You tryin' to steel my position in the Aussie fixed gear peloton of 1?

Dubious science: Based on a test involving 60 ice blocks, the right side upper shelf of my freezer gets them the coldest quickest.

Geeezuz... it's relentless, isn't it? Just how long do you think it will be before we can claim victory as conquerors of the bikeforums? Best time's now as the seppos are starting to hibernate (or go crazy from cabin fever).

I've changed my avatar from the cranky bastard (suits me) to a microscopic shot of my tandem. Comments?

Yup. Looks like two bikes rutting.....