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531Aussie 01-04-05 09:54 PM


Originally Posted by ed073
Matt Wilson must be riding around starkers, coz his full wardrobe is on there.

2nd hand knicks?? A big no-no in my book.

There's a few pairs of 2nd hand knicks at Bicycle Recycle, complete with short 'n' curlies

531Aussie 01-04-05 09:55 PM

Spewin' about the cricket.

I was looking forward to the bogans and MacGillar chasing 150 on a turny werny

Brian 01-04-05 09:56 PM

I don't know which is worse, 2nd hand shorts, or cricket. Someone start talking about road bikes, please!

531Aussie 01-04-05 09:58 PM


Originally Posted by Huge Ed
I just saw the photo of Mikkelee on the homepage and closed it immediately.

Hey Ed, about that Richmond Cyclery guy you know; is he kinda tallish (6'1" or 2") and kinda big?

There was a couple on the ride last night.....again

ed073 01-04-05 10:00 PM


Originally Posted by 531Aussie
Hey Ed, about that Richmond Cyclery guy you know; is he kinda tallish (6'1" or 2") and kinda big?

There was a couple on the ride last night.....again


If it's Ricey, yep. Lanky, dark Tasmanian strong-man.

ed073 01-04-05 10:00 PM


Originally Posted by 531Aussie
There's a few pairs of 2nd hand knicks at Bicycle Recycle, complete with short 'n' curlies


Wrong on so many levels.

ed073 01-04-05 10:01 PM


Originally Posted by 531Aussie
Yeah, I seen it....that is to say, I "saw" it.

I reckon, we he smiles, Cadel Evans looks a bit like Moe Szyslak


A "flip-top head" me and my mates used to call it. Like the Reach toothbrush ads.

531Aussie 01-04-05 10:03 PM


Originally Posted by ed073
A "flip-top head" me and my mates used to call it. Like the Reach toothbrush ads.

Choco Williams always looks like he's about to explode like the guy in the Listerine ad.

531Aussie 01-04-05 10:05 PM


Originally Posted by ed073
If it's Ricey, yep. Lanky, dark Tasmanian strong-man.

Next time I'll scream out "Ricey" from the back of the bunch and see what happens

ed073 01-04-05 10:11 PM


Originally Posted by 531Aussie
Next time I'll scream out "Ricey" from the back of the bunch and see what happens

"Ed sez hi!"

ed073 01-04-05 10:12 PM


Originally Posted by 531Aussie
Choco Williams always looks like he's about to explode like the guy in the Listerine ad.



He's got vampire teeth. Spooky.

531Aussie 01-04-05 10:15 PM


Originally Posted by ed073
"Ed sez hi!"

When I was chattin' to Wokko, I ran out of stuff to say so I started dropping a few names; yours included.

He spoke of you as if you'd moved overseas::p

"Geez, that's a name I haven't heard for a long time. I haven't seen him since he moved away.
Ed always looked super fit, tanned and ready to go"

:D

ed073 01-04-05 10:25 PM


Originally Posted by 531Aussie
When I was chattin' to Wokko, I ran out of stuff to say so I started dropping a few names; yours included.

He spoke of you as if you'd moved over seas::p

"Geez, that's a name I haven't heard for a long time. I haven't seen him since he moved away.
Ed always looked super fit, tanned and ready to go"

:D


I keep a low profile these days.....none of my old mates need to see me in my current condition. :D

the key word in that sentence is "LOOKED super fit"....


Geez....I only moved from Glen Iris to Sunbury.....but as Hitchy will attest, that's akin to another country!!

Brian 01-04-05 10:26 PM

Thought for the day:
The Gypsy Tea Room (psychic readings) is closed due to unforseen circumstances.

ed073 01-04-05 10:28 PM


Originally Posted by Expatriate
Thought for the day:
The Gypsy Tea Room (psychic readings) is closed due to unforseen circumstances.



you idiot.





:D

531Aussie 01-04-05 10:34 PM


Originally Posted by ed073
I keep a low profile these days.....none of my old mates need to see me in my current condition. :D
!!

"I here ya, man." As the w@nker musos say.

I'm sick of people saying: "what the fark happened to you? Don't you ride your bike anymore?"

ed073 01-04-05 10:35 PM


Originally Posted by 531Aussie
"I here ya, man." As the w@nker musos say.

I'm sick of people saying: "what the fark happened to you? Don't you ride your bike anymore?"

Yeah...i get that one lots. Plus on the flipside, ******* asking " do you still race?"

Errr.....have a look at me...do I look like Ben Brooks to you???

531Aussie 01-04-05 10:37 PM

I've started crossing the street to avoid people.

ed073 01-04-05 10:38 PM

Moving on to less depressing matters......anyone got the winner from Willy this arvo?

Browny?
Baden?
Robbie?

531Aussie 01-04-05 10:41 PM

testing a way around the censor:

"Shit shit shit"

hee hee hee hee hee

531Aussie 01-04-05 10:47 PM


Originally Posted by rockmuncher
Shouldn't it have been "Shit shit shit" :roflmao:

Ah, Rolf Mao -- you're on to it.:p

I tried to trick yooz by selecting navy blue.

rockmuncher 01-04-05 10:48 PM


Originally Posted by 531Aussie
Ah, you're on to it.:p

I tried to trick yooz by selecting navy blue

You fargin geenius. So l33t :)

531Aussie 01-04-05 10:49 PM

Picked it up from the musos forum when some little T1RD was having a go at me http://www.musicianforums.com/forums/
Gotta be the world's busiest forum

rockmuncher 01-04-05 10:53 PM


Originally Posted by 531Aussie
Picked it up from the musos forum when some little T1RD was having a go at me http://www.musicianforums.com/forums/
Gotta be the world's busiest forum

HAHAHAHAAHAAA. Did you hit him with your ear trumpet? :D

Anyway I gotta go do a ride then go and watch climbo win more races while I stuff my face. Later

ed073 01-04-05 10:58 PM

text from the Bay Series at 3.07....

"will walker has 15 secs...he's fking flying!"


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