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ed073 09-19-04 09:42 PM


Originally Posted by Hitchy
G'day,

doesn't matter who's playing in the GF or what the weathers like...its been a sell out every year since the mid 70's anyway.......Most, whose team isn't playing, will have some sort of BBQ, pissup etc.....I'm putting the KM's in early so that I can have a few 'frothies' in the arvo in front of the telly with a few mates. (provided the coaching nazi doesn't find out!)

cheers,

Hitchy


I can safely say this early in the week that the frothy count will well surpass the km count on Saturday.

are we watching the red carpet hoo-ha tonight on 10?

Hitchy 09-19-04 09:46 PM


Originally Posted by ed073
I can safely say this early in the week that the frothy count will well surpass the km count on Saturday.

are we watching the red carpet hoo-ha tonight on 10?

...personally I think the red carpet hoo-ha will be supreme perve value!......as a fellow 'digital' driver, you'll doubtless already be aware of the benefits of the Victoria's secret show on FTV...lol

cheers,

hitchy

ed073 09-19-04 09:49 PM


Originally Posted by Hitchy
...personally I think the red carpet hoo-ha will be supreme perve value!......as a fellow 'digital' driver, you'll doubtless already be aware of the benefits of the Victoria's secret show on FTV...lol

cheers,

hitchy


Sh*t yeah....channel 130 gets a great run at my place. Those lingerie shows are awesome. Have you also noticed the soft porn creeping in on Friday nights on Showtime after the footy, about 11pm/midnight? Great stuff.

I'm in the gym tonight....chest/tris, so I'll be making numerous trips under the TVs to catch the action.

today's trivia: I was at school with Tania Minnici, now Tania Buckley. It's lucky she's good at selling shoes...

531Aussie 09-19-04 10:01 PM

I always tape the first half hour so I can slo-mo on all the chicks to see which lucky bastard footballer has the hottest

531Aussie 09-19-04 10:02 PM


Originally Posted by ed073
today's trivia: I was at school with Tania Minnici, now Tania Buckley. It's lucky she's good at selling shoes...

Reckon she was bangin' Tarrant?

ed073 09-19-04 10:03 PM


Originally Posted by 531Aussie
Reckon she was bangin' Tarrant?

Probably. I can see how both of them would think a quick "slow down and toot" would be attractive....

Hitchy 09-19-04 10:14 PM

....you'd reckon with all nathan's 'bucks' (pun intended)...she'd do something about that 'hooter'....superb body on it though!

ed073 09-19-04 10:17 PM


Originally Posted by Hitchy
....you'd reckon with all nathan's 'bucks' (pun intended)...she'd do something about that 'hooter'....superb body on it though!


Great carcass, head only average. you should have seen the perm on it, circa 1987!!

Classic Italian fruiterer's daughter.

531Aussie 09-19-04 10:20 PM


Originally Posted by ed073
Great carcass, head only average. you should have seen the perm on it, circa 1987!!

Classic Italian fruiterer's daughter.

I take it she hasn't been blond for all that long?

ed073 09-19-04 10:21 PM

correct.

531Aussie 09-19-04 10:21 PM

I think "Bucksley" should be more serious when he's on The Footy Show

Rowan 09-19-04 11:28 PM


Originally Posted by 531Aussie
I always tape the first half hour so I can slo-mo on all the chicks to see which lucky bastard footballer has the hottest

Which lucky dumb footballer. Usually the crassest get the good 'uns.

Of course, being married to Bucks would make any chick go blonde... it's the only way he could get any brains so he can talk to Eddie at the same intellectual level.

wattsy_rules 09-20-04 12:01 AM


Reckon she was bangin' Tarrant?
The rumour at the start of the year was that she was and Buckley approached McGuire and did the 'me or him goes' speech. The rumour was froma reputable source but obviously neither went, so it could have been crap.

Hitchy 09-20-04 12:26 AM


Originally Posted by wattsy_rules
The rumour at the start of the year was that she was and Buckley approached McGuire and did the 'me or him goes' speech. The rumour was froma reputable source but obviously neither went, so it could have been crap.


...I heard Big ed was banging her! (& i don't mean Mcguire)...c'mon Ed, fess up...tell us about the year 9 social!

hitchy

ed073 09-20-04 12:35 AM


Originally Posted by Hitchy
...I heard Big ed was banging her! (& i don't mean Mcguire)...c'mon Ed, fess up...tell us about the year 9 social!

hitchy

Unfounded mate....but I will share a little nugget from a school camp, circa 1988.

Imagine 30 kids and a sprinkling of teachers out for a week in the Grampians, camping, cooking, etc etc. We were all carrying water in those aluminium tube thingys and of course some kids went through it quicker than others. When quized why TM had so much water left after a couple of days and if she could possibly share, she replied "I need it to rinse my hair."

Oohhkaayyyy.....

Thylacine 09-20-04 01:17 AM

Can't believe you bogans are talking about footy. Farken hell. :D

Anyway, while you geniuses are checking out the Footy slappas and wishing for a 'wardrobe malfunction', I'll be watching Denton and John Saffran vs God. SOMEONE has to raise the tone around here! Heh heh.

ed073 09-20-04 01:20 AM


Originally Posted by Thylacine
Can't believe you bogans are talking about footy. Farken hell. :D

Anyway, while you geniuses are checking out the Footy slappas and wishing for a 'wardrobe malfunction', I'll be watching Denton and John Saffran vs God. SOMEONE has to raise the tone around here! Heh heh.


Sept = footy.

John Safran v god......one of the best shows of the year.

Thylacine 09-20-04 01:58 AM

Yep, it's pretty funny. Mr.Saffran has outdone himself.

Speaking of outdoing yourself, check out this nasty video. WARNING - Just because you have the ability to ride, does not mean you have the ability to fall. I think this guy must be a drunk roadie >>

errr.......NURSE!

531Aussie 09-20-04 02:20 AM


Originally Posted by ed073
Sept = footy.

John Safran v god......one of the best shows of the year.

I loved his bit on Rove McManus.

I hope you all watch Media Watch -- it should be compulsory viewing

Hitchy 09-20-04 06:09 PM

g'day,

Bogan hitchy here.........3 votes Chris judd's G/F!.......knew i shoulda taken up footy instead o' bike ridin'........

ed073 09-20-04 06:12 PM


Originally Posted by Hitchy
g'day,

Bogan hitchy here.........3 votes Chris judd's G/F!.......knew i shoulda taken up footy instead o' bike ridin'........


Yeppo.....

Judd's crumpet -1 vote
Josh Fraser's totty - 2 votes
Gary Ablett's hoo-ha - 3 votes

Falchoon 09-20-04 07:28 PM

Rode my first metric century for about 6 months on Sunday, went surprisingly well I thought. All up the the ride took 5 hours including about an hour stop for lunch. Pretty flat with only a few hills. Weather was beaut, 17deg C sunny and partly cloudy. Got sunburned arms though, first time it was warm enough for short sleeves in a few months. Got swooped on two seperate occasions by magpies. Got one puncture (only person out of ~25 riders!) and was very lucky that the last guy in the pack stopped to ask if I needed any help just as I found out my CO2 gadget didn't work otherwise i'd probably still be walking back!

Rowan 09-20-04 07:35 PM


Originally Posted by Falchoon
Rode my first metric century for about 6 months on Sunday, went surprisingly well I thought. All up the the ride took 5 hours including about an hour stop for lunch. Pretty flat with only a few hills. Weather was beaut, 17deg C sunny and partly cloudy. Got sunburned arms though, first time it was warm enough for short sleeves in a few months. Got swooped on two seperate occasions by magpies. Got one puncture (only person out of ~25 riders!) and was very lucky that the last guy in the pack stopped to ask if I needed any help just as I found out my CO2 gadget didn't work otherwise i'd probably still be walking back!

Hey Falchoon, what's this? Can't you tell this thread is so far off cycling topic... whaddya doing, posting a ride report? You tryin' to lift the standard of conversation above wench watchin' or somethin'. Get back in your Sydney corner, eh?


:p

Rowan 09-20-04 07:37 PM

While we were talking TV shows, anybody see Eagle and Evans. Espec the hard-nosed, thin-lipped, tall woman who gives the short fat bloke a hard time every episode before scaring the little bugger off. One of the greatest crack-ups on recent viewing. Probably ranks with the best Brit humour.

ed073 09-20-04 07:48 PM


Originally Posted by Rowan
Hey Falchoon, what's this? Can't you tell this thread is so far off cycling topic... whaddya doing, posting a ride report? You tryin' to lift the standard of conversation above wench watchin' or somethin'. Get back in your Sydney corner, eh?


:p


yeah...no bike chat on Bike Forums, thanks.....


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