Just shaved my legs for the first time, have a few questions.
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Just shaved my legs for the first time, have a few questions.
I am male, but you wouldn't know it by looking at my freshly shorn legs. I have to know:
1. When does the profuse bleeding stop?
2. How long do I have to wait for it to grow back?
3. It looks like my shower drain is growing a 'fro. How do I jam that thing down the pipe?
4. How much faster (due to my new slip-streaminess) can I expect to go with the same effort as before? 6? 7?...12 MPH?
5. What do I tell my girlfriend, and should I exchange leg hair styling tips with her?
6. Can I call myself a 'roadie' now? Please?
Thanks in advance, your answers are appreciated.
oops, one more:
7. Will my 'Suffer Score' automatically go higher?
1. When does the profuse bleeding stop?
2. How long do I have to wait for it to grow back?
3. It looks like my shower drain is growing a 'fro. How do I jam that thing down the pipe?
4. How much faster (due to my new slip-streaminess) can I expect to go with the same effort as before? 6? 7?...12 MPH?
5. What do I tell my girlfriend, and should I exchange leg hair styling tips with her?
6. Can I call myself a 'roadie' now? Please?
Thanks in advance, your answers are appreciated.
oops, one more:
7. Will my 'Suffer Score' automatically go higher?
Last edited by ftimw; 05-03-13 at 10:23 PM. Reason: forgot
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1. Never
2. 9 1/2 Weeks
3. Burn it out
4. None.
5. Tell her you switched teams
6. No
7. It would have until you posted this thread.
2. 9 1/2 Weeks
3. Burn it out
4. None.
5. Tell her you switched teams
6. No
7. It would have until you posted this thread.
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Just use hair clippers, its easier and less painful. Plus you're less likely to get an ingrown hair.
Can you call yourself a roadie?..hmmmm well the shaved legs are good but do you have a mirror on your helmet?
Can you call yourself a roadie?..hmmmm well the shaved legs are good but do you have a mirror on your helmet?
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1. When you learn to shave with a lighter touch
2. Shrug
3. Consider not stuffing it down the drain and digging it out of your drain with a suitable implement. You don't want to have to explain this situation to the burly plumber you'd undoubtedly have to call to unblock your drain.
4. None - but you will now feel unrelenting pressure to outperform your hairy brethren. Welcome to a life of pain and self-loathing.
5. How about "I shaved my legs"?
6. OK
7. See 4.
2. Shrug
3. Consider not stuffing it down the drain and digging it out of your drain with a suitable implement. You don't want to have to explain this situation to the burly plumber you'd undoubtedly have to call to unblock your drain.
4. None - but you will now feel unrelenting pressure to outperform your hairy brethren. Welcome to a life of pain and self-loathing.
5. How about "I shaved my legs"?
6. OK
7. See 4.
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I am male, but you wouldn't know it by looking at my freshly shorn legs. I have to know:
1. When does the profuse bleeding stop?
2. How long do I have to wait for it to grow back?
3. It looks like my shower drain is growing a 'fro. How do I jam that thing down the pipe?
4. How much faster (due to my new slip-streaminess) can I expect to go with the same effort as before? 6? 7?...12 MPH?
5. What do I tell my girlfriend, and should I exchange leg hair styling tips with her?
6. Can I call myself a 'roadie' now? Please?
Thanks in advance, your answers are appreciated.
oops, one more:
7. Will my 'Suffer Score' automatically go higher?
1. When does the profuse bleeding stop?
2. How long do I have to wait for it to grow back?
3. It looks like my shower drain is growing a 'fro. How do I jam that thing down the pipe?
4. How much faster (due to my new slip-streaminess) can I expect to go with the same effort as before? 6? 7?...12 MPH?
5. What do I tell my girlfriend, and should I exchange leg hair styling tips with her?
6. Can I call myself a 'roadie' now? Please?
Thanks in advance, your answers are appreciated.
oops, one more:
7. Will my 'Suffer Score' automatically go higher?
1. About as long as it will take to put a new blade in, and get some shaving cream. Also, Shave in the shower, right near the end. Loosens up your pores.
2. The more the wonder, the longer it will take.
3. Afro Pick.
4. About how much faster you think it will make you go, divided by two.
5. Wait till the pants are off next, and see if she notices.
6. If you have to ask...
7. Strava officially asks people to report segments where people may make poor choices such as descending riskily, or shaving their legs, and does not condone either practice, and as such, no difference will be noticed.
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if you shave the legs, you might as well shave the thighs too... you might even go all the way up to the belly button, stopping by Mordor along the way....
man the more I think about it... with the tower, and that thing at the top of the tower... anyway.
man the more I think about it... with the tower, and that thing at the top of the tower... anyway.
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I am male, but you wouldn't know it by looking at my freshly shorn legs. I have to know:
1. When does the profuse bleeding stop?
2. How long do I have to wait for it to grow back?
3. It looks like my shower drain is growing a 'fro. How do I jam that thing down the pipe?
4. How much faster (due to my new slip-streaminess) can I expect to go with the same effort as before? 6? 7?...12 MPH?
5. What do I tell my girlfriend, and should I exchange leg hair styling tips with her?
6. Can I call myself a 'roadie' now? Please?
Thanks in advance, your answers are appreciated.
oops, one more:
7. Will my 'Suffer Score' automatically go higher?
1. When does the profuse bleeding stop?
2. How long do I have to wait for it to grow back?
3. It looks like my shower drain is growing a 'fro. How do I jam that thing down the pipe?
4. How much faster (due to my new slip-streaminess) can I expect to go with the same effort as before? 6? 7?...12 MPH?
5. What do I tell my girlfriend, and should I exchange leg hair styling tips with her?
6. Can I call myself a 'roadie' now? Please?
Thanks in advance, your answers are appreciated.
oops, one more:
7. Will my 'Suffer Score' automatically go higher?
Depends on how fast your hair grows and when you think you should shave again. I go several weeks between shaving though I've been doing it for 30 plus years.
You let all that hair go down the drain? Sheesh...should have scooped it up and tossed in the trash.
No faster...what a stupid question.
Dumb question...girl friend needs a better "boy"friend.
You're not a roadie and I suspect, because of these questions, you will never be...just ride...sheesh...sigh...
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I remember my first time:-)
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if you shave the legs, you might as well shave the thighs too... you might even go all the way up to the belly button, stopping by Mordor along the way....
man the more I think about it... with the tower, and that thing at the top of the tower... anyway.
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Take the dork disc off the bike, hone the edge, and use that next time, so you don't look like you narrowly escaped from Hannibal Lechter.
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Says the guy on a recumbent. Srsly, Leg-shaving is part of the accepted ritual for competitive cycling, and OP Is joining in. Nothing wrong with that.
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Just go to a wax place. So much easier.
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Thanks for helping out with my lame attempt at humor. The fact is that I have just been putting it off for a while and then finally bit the bullet. The grippers on my shorts were really bothering me and I really did look like a hobbit or ape or something. Told my girlfriend I was going to do it a month ago, don't really care what she thinks. But she's ok. I only nicked myself on my left outside ankle. The razor will be electric next time. I was outting myself as a fred with #4. I don't mind what others refer to me as, but I do ride on the road. Just wanted to introduce myself on this side of BF. Thanks again.
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You are totally going to be faster now.
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If you do road racing, you will crash. The first time you try to remove a sticking plaster from a hairy leg, you will understand why racers shave their legs.
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1. When does the profuse bleeding stop?
2. How long do I have to wait for it to grow back?
3. It looks like my shower drain is growing a 'fro. How do I jam that thing down the pipe?
4. How much faster (due to my new slip-streaminess) can I expect to go with the same effort as before? 6? 7?...12 MPH?
5. What do I tell my girlfriend, and should I exchange leg hair styling tips with her?
6. Can I call myself a 'roadie' now? Please?
7. Will my 'Suffer Score' automatically go higher?
2. How long do I have to wait for it to grow back?
3. It looks like my shower drain is growing a 'fro. How do I jam that thing down the pipe?
4. How much faster (due to my new slip-streaminess) can I expect to go with the same effort as before? 6? 7?...12 MPH?
5. What do I tell my girlfriend, and should I exchange leg hair styling tips with her?
6. Can I call myself a 'roadie' now? Please?
7. Will my 'Suffer Score' automatically go higher?
2. After 2 days you'll have significant stubble.
3. You should have used clippers outside on the forest first, then mowed the grass with the razor. You don't use a lawnmower to raze a wooded lot do you?
4. 0.05mph
5. You don't have leg hair to style, remember?
6. It depends. Are you fast?
7. It sounds like it already did, if you're bleeding.