Sorry, the show me/us threads keep getting dumber and dumber- this should take it straight to the bottom (save the show me your saddle's condom, etc).

Due to that joke being overplayed the name of the planet has recently been changed to Urectum.

So little Johnny was on his way to school but stopped to watch an automobile accident. When he got to his classroom, his teacher informed him he was late. He told her he stopped on the way when he saw an old guy get hit in the a$$ by a car.

She said, "We don't use that word Johnny, we say rectum."

Johnny replied, "Wrecked him, sh%t, Teacher, he killed him."

Lock it up Billy. I think our work here is done.

I have invested some $8k in astronomy and scopes over the years and seen some nice images for sure so here is Ur-anus!

Fail.