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Road Cycling “It is by riding a bicycle that you learn the contours of a country best, since you have to sweat up the hills and coast down them. Thus you remember them as they actually are, while in a motor car only a high hill impresses you, and you have no such accurate remembrance of country you have driven through as you gain by riding a bicycle.” -- Ernest Hemingway

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Old 06-18-14 | 02:36 AM
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Another gem from Durianrider...be sure to watch until the end

(NSFW - language)
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Old 06-18-14 | 02:59 AM
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That guy is an asshat.
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Old 06-18-14 | 03:21 AM
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That guy is asshat.
I think so.
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Old 06-18-14 | 05:22 AM
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OP add NSFW or it's going away I fear.
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Old 06-18-14 | 06:32 AM
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That's funny.
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Old 06-18-14 | 07:03 AM
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Old 06-18-14 | 08:52 AM
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I wonder when the dude is gonna die from a banana related disease....
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Old 06-18-14 | 09:32 AM
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I wonder when the dude is gonna die from a banana related disease....
He'll more likely get beat to death by a motorist.
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Old 06-18-14 | 01:54 PM
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Originally Posted by BoSoxYacht
He'll more likely get beat to death by a motorist.
ever smelled a durian fruit...
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Old 06-18-14 | 02:46 PM
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Nice aero bars on the road bike.
Could crush.

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Old 06-18-14 | 04:56 PM
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Not enough bikes, N+1.
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Old 06-18-14 | 05:37 PM
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Lol, I laughed
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Old 06-18-14 | 05:45 PM
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This is one of my favorites too...
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Old 06-18-14 | 06:03 PM
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Originally Posted by BoSoxYacht
That guy is an asshat.
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Old 06-18-14 | 06:28 PM
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Originally Posted by lsberrios1
I wonder when the dude is gonna die from a banana related disease....
You mean like all those gorillas that drop dead from salmonella and e.coli? Oh, wait....
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Old 06-18-14 | 07:01 PM
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He sounds like some of the posters banned here
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Old 06-19-14 | 02:10 AM
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DR is great. If you don't take him too seriously, he's very entertaining. He's had some impressive rides on Strava, too.
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Old 06-19-14 | 06:18 AM
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When sharing a water bottle,
"Its about 75% backwash".

Or reminiscing about the past.
"In the days of wool shorts and Binda straps, ..."
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Old 06-19-14 | 06:32 AM
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DR is great. If you don't take him too seriously, he's very entertaining. He's had some impressive rides on Strava, too.
Is that even possible ?
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Old 06-19-14 | 09:06 AM
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Sure, the guy is a ******...but he's a funny ******. Like the first, definitely not NSFW but funny as hell and sadly, pretty damn correct in many ways.
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Old 06-19-14 | 09:32 AM
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why all the hate? i like him. he is funny.
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Old 06-19-14 | 10:09 AM
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Jealous because your vids get fewer hits?
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Old 06-19-14 | 10:18 AM
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he is a guy whose life revolves around riding bikes and eating healthy. seems ok to me.

his potty mouth is quite....potty.
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Old 06-19-14 | 10:45 AM
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Originally Posted by coasting
he is a guy whose life revolves around riding bikes and eating healthy...
...and likes to create facetious videos about it.

duh
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Old 06-19-14 | 12:01 PM
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...and likes to create facetious videos about it.

duh

some blog, some post in forums...some vlogs. we choose our poisons.
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