Say NO to crack
 

Guy,

Please stop wearing white shorts/bibs. Your "friends" might not tell you but your gear is see through. I really don't need to see your crack for the next 50 miles. Thank you and please govern yourself accordingly.

Pffft. Up here, they ride naked.

Keith

Perhaps he wanted you to see his crack.

And the damper they get, the more transparent they get. Not a pretty sight! Yet, on every organized ride I do, there's at least one person wearing white shorts.

Yes, much better to ride like this trio so there's no question about what's seen:
NSFW
https://web.archive.org/web/20031206...78/denmark.htm

I had to look. Sheesh. Love the photobomb in the last photo.

If you weren't already staring at their butt this probably wouldn't seem like a big deal.

:thumb::thumb::thumb:
:):):)

I hope they don't mind if I wheelsuck.

Shut this stupid thread down.

Relax, turbo. You'll be okay.

Yet another reason for not drafting.

+1 It's got to be the earliest case of "cabin fever" ever . . .

I think someone has some white shorts :lol:

I've seen this situation with gray kits as well. My friend and his girlfriend had matching kits and they were see through. Needless to say, I'm a pig and drafted her for most of the ride. I told them both why I was and they laughed and didn't mind......It was a very pleasant ride for me.

Throw in the Colombian women's and Polish mens team pics.

Depending on the hawtness factor...could be the exact opposite. ;)

I think I read the rest of the story on a different forum.

Which type of crack is best? Compact? Standard? Triple???

Probably not this:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PqosS6DBwhA

Or length - 170, 172.5, 175?

I've got a compact 170.

That's enough dumb for one night.

Buh-bye!