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Forum: Australia - New Zealand
12-31-07, 05:25 AM
Replies: 2,584
Views: 175,590
Posted By jock

Happy New Year all (yeah I'm a couple of hours...

Happy New Year all (yeah I'm a couple of hours early, but I do have a ****load of training to do in the morning)
Forum: Australia - New Zealand
12-17-07, 02:52 AM
Replies: 2,584
Views: 175,590
Posted By jock

Me too.

Me too.
Forum: Australia - New Zealand
11-28-07, 07:19 AM
Replies: 2,584
Views: 175,590
Posted By jock

bleah!

bleah!
Forum: Track Cycling: Velodrome Racing and Training Area
10-04-07, 06:30 AM
Replies: 38
Views: 8,845
Posted By jock

OK Yoshi, it's been 6 months so how's the...

OK Yoshi, it's been 6 months so how's the training going?

Just a note on track racing and cadence: you need to pedal as fast as you need to pedal. Sounds basic, but... sometime riders come off...
Forum: Australia - New Zealand
10-04-07, 05:12 AM
Replies: 2,584
Views: 175,590
Posted By jock

WTF is going on here Expat??? I can't get to the...

WTF is going on here Expat??? I can't get to the last page? Or am i on it (and I don't mean drugs)?

page 99 of 102. can't get past it

Ah, there ya go. The forum seems to be including all...
Forum: Introductions
10-04-07, 05:05 AM
Replies: 5
Views: 292
Posted By jock

ROFLMAO. You know we're still here Expat, just...

ROFLMAO. You know we're still here Expat, just lurkin mostly, just lurkin.

Have fun on the forums Jane. Watch out for classic, aussie531, thylacine, and ed. They're all down your way and...
Forum: Australia - New Zealand
06-27-07, 07:08 AM
Replies: 27
Views: 1,547
Posted By jock

I know it's been a long time since the last post,...

I know it's been a long time since the last post, but are u still offerin that free beer Brian? I'm gettin kinda thirsty!
Forum: Australia - New Zealand
06-27-07, 07:01 AM
Replies: 3
Views: 1,142
Posted By jock

Why bother? For a few bucks more you can get MUCH...

Why bother? For a few bucks more you can get MUCH better brakes. I run tektro's on my training bike, and while they function they certainly ain't no Ultegra or Dura-DisgrAce.
Forum: Australia - New Zealand
04-29-07, 05:45 AM
Replies: 2,584
Views: 175,590
Posted By jock

Oh no it's not! Well I'm orf then. See you...

Oh no it's not!

Well I'm orf then. See you all in November, same bat-channel, same bat-time, same bat-station (or maybe the other one)

Have fun until then
Forum: Australia - New Zealand
04-29-07, 01:12 AM
Replies: 2,584
Views: 175,590
Posted By jock

Did you find out? I dunno what day its on but...

Did you find out? I dunno what day its on but you could check out the Hunter District CC website, see if they have more info.

You can pretty much try the velodrome out anytime you want because...
Forum: Australia - New Zealand
04-27-07, 02:36 AM
Replies: 2,584
Views: 175,590
Posted By jock

Wot, even worserer than Koffee on a bad hair...

Wot, even worserer than Koffee on a bad hair day?!??? No way. You'd need to drink beer, or take bad acid or summint to be the worst ever. :D


Hows life mate in downtown mormon central? They...
Forum: Australia - New Zealand
04-27-07, 02:32 AM
Replies: 2,584
Views: 175,590
Posted By jock

Why not? Couldn't you carve the cheese into the...

Why not? Couldn't you carve the cheese into the shape of some nice breasts and get some poor flat-chested lass to act as your cheese mule? Your on your own with the liver though.
Forum: "The 33"-Road Bike Racing
03-07-07, 05:11 AM
Replies: 26
Views: 1,303
Posted By jock

Stupid glossary doesn't show ROFLMAO or even LOL....

Stupid glossary doesn't show ROFLMAO or even LOL. What use is it?

And what's the go with that table of numbers with everything down to five decimal places?!?? Is that like measuring your waking...
Forum: Australia - New Zealand
02-21-07, 06:15 AM
Replies: 2,584
Views: 175,590
Posted By jock

Just as I suspected. Guess I'll hafta blow...

Just as I suspected. Guess I'll hafta blow Beauie away to preserve myself for the States. Dammit I can climb little hills without any problems, but I have zero confidence with standing starts. ...
Forum: Australia - New Zealand
02-19-07, 06:42 PM
Replies: 2,584
Views: 175,590
Posted By jock

Hey Ed, got a little tear in one of my quads...

Hey Ed, got a little tear in one of my quads (rectus I think). With good management it'll be fine in a couple of days time, but what's the chance of reinjuring the site doing standing starts on...
Forum: Australia - New Zealand
01-24-07, 11:53 PM
Replies: 2,584
Views: 175,590
Posted By jock

Roflmao

Roflmao
Forum: Australia - New Zealand
01-24-07, 06:20 AM
Replies: 2,584
Views: 175,590
Posted By jock

HDT I'll give you the Concor off my race bike if...

HDT I'll give you the Concor off my race bike if it'll stop you whinging. And that's saying a lot because not even a nude swedish hitchhiker with huge tits and a desire to massage would get to sit...
Forum: Australia - New Zealand
01-24-07, 06:08 AM
Replies: 12
Views: 1,118
Posted By jock

My testicles hurt! :(

My testicles hurt! :(
Forum: Australia - New Zealand
01-21-07, 05:44 AM
Replies: 2,584
Views: 175,590
Posted By jock

In a previous "role" I was known down as "Angry"...

In a previous "role" I was known down as "Angry" from global senior management (eg. sectional presidents) down. No exceptions. And they didn't argue with me. Or else. Farkin seppos.
Forum: Australia - New Zealand
01-21-07, 05:29 AM
Replies: 2,584
Views: 175,590
Posted By jock

Vegemite is best scooped straight from a large...

Vegemite is best scooped straight from a large jar on two or three fingers and eaten without accompaniement.

Now be good children and watch Three Kings. It will be good for you.
Forum: Australia - New Zealand
01-18-07, 06:09 AM
Replies: 2,584
Views: 175,590
Posted By jock

Is who supposed to be sure about what Classic?!? ...

Is who supposed to be sure about what Classic?!?

(When A Blind Man Cries)
Forum: Australia - New Zealand
01-18-07, 05:59 AM
Replies: 2,584
Views: 175,590
Posted By jock

I jest had the best release along my spine :D A...

I jest had the best release along my spine :D A simple stretch turned into mega body realignment. Almost as good as sex IMO. Shame it doesn't last as long...
Forum: Australia - New Zealand
01-04-07, 09:43 PM
Replies: 2,584
Views: 175,590
Posted By jock

Get a bellyfull into ya and write a long love...

Get a bellyfull into ya and write a long love letter in the snow to you missus in the traditional manner. For bonus points choose a Gothic font.
Forum: Australia - New Zealand
01-04-07, 09:20 PM
Replies: 2,584
Views: 175,590
Posted By jock

...Personnel Consultants... Perspex.... ah, here...

...Personnel Consultants... Perspex.... ah, here we go... Pest Controllers :D


Happy new year exxy ...and everyone else of course
Forum: Australia - New Zealand
12-19-06, 03:06 PM
Replies: 2,584
Views: 175,590
Posted By jock

Why ty. And a chortling August Bank Holiday...

Why ty. And a chortling August Bank Holiday Island to you to Expat! :beer: :beer:
Forum: Australia - New Zealand
12-19-06, 04:18 AM
Replies: 2,584
Views: 175,590
Posted By jock

Jeez you blokes go on with some crap, eh?

Jeez you blokes go on with some crap, eh?
Forum: Australia - New Zealand
10-30-06, 10:37 PM
Replies: 2,584
Views: 175,590
Posted By jock

For anyone not following the story on the Dark...

For anyone not following the story on the Dark Side, the annual Aussie Thread ride is on the 19th November in a place near you. All welcome, bring coins for coffee.

Northern Division riders are...
Forum: Road Cycling
09-29-06, 05:12 AM
Replies: 59
Views: 2,951
Posted By jock

Oh for gods sake, you guys and matagi are a bunch...

Oh for gods sake, you guys and matagi are a bunch of rank amateurs.

The best solution is clearly 18 molar HCl or H2SO4.
Forum: Australia - New Zealand
07-30-06, 06:26 PM
Replies: 2,584
Views: 175,590
Posted By jock

Cheerio Brian. Come visit sometime over at The...

Cheerio Brian. Come visit sometime over at The TAN
Forum: Australia - New Zealand
07-27-06, 10:06 PM
Replies: 2,584
Views: 175,590
Posted By jock

Oh you want someone to BUY it. I thought you had...

Oh you want someone to BUY it. I thought you had a sudden rush of benevolence :D
Forum: Australia - New Zealand
07-27-06, 09:32 PM
Replies: 2,584
Views: 175,590
Posted By jock

Is the MasterSound the 6 or (very rare) 12string...

Is the MasterSound the 6 or (very rare) 12string version? Colour? Action?

As for the JCM, I want one but don't have anywhere to put it. I'm teaching my son to be a rock god ATM and pretty soo...
Forum: Track Cycling: Velodrome Racing and Training Area
07-27-06, 08:10 PM
Replies: 4
Views: 538
Posted By jock

SinCity reposted this thread here ...

SinCity reposted this thread here

http://www.bikeforums.net/showthread.php?t=210312

And yes, the chain is too slack.
Forum: Track Cycling: Velodrome Racing and Training Area
07-27-06, 08:01 PM
Replies: 14
Views: 3,438
Posted By jock

There's a theory out there that no matter how...

There's a theory out there that no matter how hard you try you can't backpedal hard enough to loosen a properly mounted cog if you don't have a lockring. But if the unthinkable should happen then...
Forum: Australia - New Zealand
07-27-06, 07:30 PM
Replies: 2,584
Views: 175,590
Posted By jock

Odin posted Hoggies dribble on page 41, post...

Odin posted Hoggies dribble on page 41, post #1018. The E's are explained at the end of the quoted section.

Hitchy also chimed in on post #1006 with a similar scenario, but using a different E...
Forum: Australia - New Zealand
07-27-06, 05:53 PM
Replies: 2,584
Views: 175,590
Posted By jock

From this weeks RBR After winning the Tour,...

From this weeks RBR

After winning the Tour, Floyd Landis commented on his upbringing:

"The way I grew up was a bit more simple than the way I live now. I don't pretend to know a lot about...
Forum: Australia - New Zealand
07-27-06, 05:47 PM
Replies: 2,584
Views: 175,590
Posted By jock

Thanks Tigger SELECT * FROM IDIOTS ORDER BY...

Thanks Tigger

SELECT * FROM IDIOTS ORDER BY IQ WHERE ROWNUM<2;

IDIOT_ID NAME IQ
---------------------------------
2982654 Jock 0
Forum: Australia - New Zealand
07-27-06, 05:29 PM
Replies: 2,584
Views: 175,590
Posted By jock

There getting faster and faster. Maybe the lads...

There getting faster and faster. Maybe the lads doing the PaintShop artwork are on the same juice as Floyd! :D
Forum: Australia - New Zealand
07-27-06, 03:35 PM
Replies: 2,584
Views: 175,590
Posted By jock

That sounds very odd. But it doesn't sound safe....

That sounds very odd. But it doesn't sound safe. Straight to the LBS for you existence.
Forum: Road Cycling
07-27-06, 05:04 AM
Replies: 38
Views: 1,769
Posted By jock

... and you only ride on moonless nights then????...

... and you only ride on moonless nights then???? WTF??
Forum: Road Cycling
07-27-06, 05:00 AM
Replies: 38
Views: 1,769
Posted By jock

Shorts can go in the dryer if it has a low heat...

Shorts can go in the dryer if it has a low heat setting, no different to jerseys, gloves, socks, undershirts, long knicks, arm/leg warmers, bandanas, etc.

Wash everything after every ride, chuck...
Forum: Australia - New Zealand
07-27-06, 04:19 AM
Replies: 2,584
Views: 175,590
Posted By jock

Must have oversimplified things I guess :p ...

Must have oversimplified things I guess :p

But really, there's a ****load of things going on during the warmup that Hoggy put in cyclingnews.

The first 15 minutes at E1 gets the working muscles...
Forum: Australia - New Zealand
07-27-06, 03:57 AM
Replies: 2,584
Views: 175,590
Posted By jock

My aggregate cholestrol level has been >7.5mmol/l...

My aggregate cholestrol level has been >7.5mmol/l since I was a teenager. So has my dad's, and he's nearly 80. We're just very efficient at both absorbing and making the stuff. The thing is that...
Forum: Australia - New Zealand
07-26-06, 10:37 PM
Replies: 2,584
Views: 175,590
Posted By jock

There are rest days to look forward to you know :)

There are rest days to look forward to you know :)
Forum: Australia - New Zealand
07-26-06, 10:14 PM
Replies: 2,584
Views: 175,590
Posted By jock

It takes time for your body to 'turn on' the...

It takes time for your body to 'turn on' the correct energy systems for work. So, doing a warmup of reasonable length and suitable intensity will 'kick start' the correct energy system for the task...
Forum: Australia - New Zealand
07-26-06, 08:34 PM
Replies: 2,584
Views: 175,590
Posted By jock

Always insist on insurance, or if you can arrange...

Always insist on insurance, or if you can arrange it some form of registered delivery that requires you to sign for it.

and always check the sellers credibility (# sales in the same sale area eg....
Forum: Australia - New Zealand
07-26-06, 07:23 PM
Replies: 2,584
Views: 175,590
Posted By jock

Bwaaaahahahaha. :roflmao: Poor Koffee's...

Bwaaaahahahaha. :roflmao:

Poor Koffee's earned herself a bad rap. Shame she doesn't have time drop by more often, she's good value once she gets into the swing of things. Although marty is...
Forum: Australia - New Zealand
07-25-06, 05:55 PM
Replies: 2,584
Views: 175,590
Posted By jock

:roflmao: I can't breathe... **** that was...

:roflmao: I can't breathe...

**** that was funny vette!
Forum: Australia - New Zealand
07-25-06, 03:15 PM
Replies: 2,584
Views: 175,590
Posted By jock

Ahh, the life of a Uni student. Drink till you...

Ahh, the life of a Uni student. Drink till you puke young kotter! Then do it all over again.

What events are you entering? Iron man? Boat races? :D
Forum: Australia - New Zealand
07-25-06, 04:12 AM
Replies: 2,584
Views: 175,590
Posted By jock

My god's dyslexic, he believes in dog.

My god's dyslexic, he believes in dog.
Forum: Australia - New Zealand
07-24-06, 10:01 PM
Replies: 2,584
Views: 175,590
Posted By jock

Never knew making brekky was such a dangerous...

Never knew making brekky was such a dangerous occupation.

Are you sure the missus didn't take to you with a rolling pin?
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