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Old 08-08-11, 08:58 PM
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Man, big lulz to that. Some of the best of the jackass thread I've seen so far.
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Old 08-08-11, 09:58 PM
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Originally Posted by Scrodzilla
Wow. You know that guy?

And wow again.

I've met him, he showed up to one of our local rides. His name is Raven Stands-Alone. He does actually use the big chainring on the road bike. Here is a breakdown of the gearing.

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Old 08-09-11, 01:38 AM
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Next time you see him, announce you're going for the top gun hi-five.

Juke and jive. Then punch him in the balls.
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Old 08-09-11, 06:46 AM
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or show him this:
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Old 08-09-11, 07:22 AM
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what kinda brooks is that? i have never seen one with the springs going out that far? its goofy
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Old 08-09-11, 07:56 AM
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Originally Posted by rustybrown

Juke and jive. Then punch him in the balls.
classic!
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Old 08-13-11, 12:22 AM
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Another bounty presents itself.


Same rules, kill the perp on sight; retrieve bike and I pay street price along with handsome bounty.
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Old 08-13-11, 12:58 AM
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Shot peened
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Old 08-13-11, 01:53 AM
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I may catch **** for saying this, but that bike just looks like it's ridden hard and put up wet.
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Old 08-13-11, 02:07 AM
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Originally Posted by UCF Eric
I may catch **** for saying this, but that bike just looks like it's ridden hard and put up wet.
You don't ride a bike on it's side.
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Old 08-13-11, 02:20 AM
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Originally Posted by Leukybear
You don't ride a bike on it's side.
Okay, you have a point.
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Old 08-13-11, 08:53 AM
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Originally Posted by Leukybear
Another bounty presents itself.


Same rules, kill the perp on sight; retrieve bike and I pay street price along with handsome bounty.
I need PedalRoom now! Please!!!!!
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Old 08-13-11, 09:16 PM
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That frame and hub combo o_0
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Old 08-13-11, 09:27 PM
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It doesn't look that bad with wheels... but then again, I'm catching chub fever.... nonetheless the risers definitely have to go.
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Old 08-13-11, 09:27 PM
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better?

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Old 08-13-11, 10:33 PM
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I want that cannondale
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Old 08-13-11, 10:58 PM
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Originally Posted by xavier853
I want that cannondale
God, why? It's beat to holy hell.
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Old 08-13-11, 11:01 PM
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I'd rescue it.
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Old 08-13-11, 11:29 PM
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Originally Posted by Hothead286
I'd rescue it.
What's special about it?
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Old 08-13-11, 11:31 PM
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Hipster value. Ride it for a while and then sell it. You know, the usual.
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Old 08-14-11, 02:17 AM
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Originally Posted by Hothead286
Hipster value. Sell it. You know, the usual.
Fixed.
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Old 08-14-11, 02:25 AM
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Originally Posted by carleton
God, why? It's beat to holy hell.
+1 I'd rather get a shiny new one and beat the **** out of it myself.
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Old 08-14-11, 02:34 AM
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Originally Posted by seau grateau
+1 I'd rather get a shiny new one and beat the **** out of it myself.
I'll sell you mine for $10k. Get the first rate hipster experience! I'll even throw in a pair of wayfarers, jhrts, and ladies vans to get you started.
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Old 08-14-11, 02:44 AM
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Originally Posted by seau grateau
+1 I'd rather get a shiny new one and beat the **** out of it myself.
Stop abusing your bike. Ride it don't beat it. <--- same motto I have for my wife
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Old 08-14-11, 03:15 AM
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Originally Posted by stryper
Ride it don't beat it. <--- same motto I have for my wife
Very well put.
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