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The official *all new* Jackass thread (keep it fun)

Old 01-29-11, 08:08 PM
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The official *all new* Jackass thread (keep it fun)





I especially like the grips.
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i seen this bike last summer. the guy had those paint cards from home depot fanned out in his spokes to make a rainbow.

im serious. my wife has a picture on here somewhere....
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is that seriously a real saddle?
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I think it belongs to this guy:
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I think we need another Jackass thread. I think it's very educational, in a "don't ever do this to your bike" kind of way.
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if you ride it fast enough you can travel back in time to when you decided to make your bike look like this and stop yourself.
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You all can have a jackass bike of the day thread if you all promise: no fighting at all in the thread and that the first instance of it, will result in the locking of it.
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Damnit...that's how I was gonna build up my 725! All the good ideas are taken!
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Speed holes in the stays.
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Stoked for the jackass thread.
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that saddle is nothing crazy and likely as comfortable as any plastic saddles. the grips are jackass.
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That top tube =
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It's been in a front end collision.
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While being manufactured?
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Yeap. Pinarello does what they want.
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I've got to say I've really missed the jackass thread.

I went ahead and changed the title of this one but as Dannihilator said, it needs to stay fun or it's

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Originally Posted by Dannihilator View Post
You all can have a jackass bike of the day thread if you all promise: no fighting at all in the thread and that the first instance of it, will result in the locking of it.
Would "healthy debates" be considered fighting?
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Would "healthy debates" be considered fighting?
Nope. When insults start getting thrown, it's over.
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Originally Posted by Dannihilator View Post
Speed holes in the stays.
or top tube
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That looks dumb and probably makes the bike a combination of heavier and weaker.
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Yeah, I wouldn't do that.
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I'm digging it. It comes pre-tweaked. A good thief deterrent.
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'no insults' should be added to the title.
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