The official *all new* Jackass thread (keep it fun)
01-30-12 | 07:18 PM
#2501
Your cog is slipping.
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From: Beverly MA
Bikes: EAI Bareknuckle
Notice there's no cable attached to the lever and no caliper in sight.
01-30-12 | 08:11 PM
#2504
Senior Member
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From: Baton Rouge, LA
That's just what he wants you to think - it's actually a new set of invisible brakes developed in top secret hipster laboratories. He just can't afford the matching lever yet so he's hiding it as best he can.
01-30-12 | 08:43 PM
#2505
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From: Toronto
Bikes: 1986 Miele Elite S, SunTour Sprint
^ this
01-31-12 | 12:09 AM
#2506
Senior Member
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From: Baton Rouge, LA
Some people just refuse to admit they bought a bike that's too small for them.
01-31-12 | 12:23 AM
#2507
Fixie Infamous
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pretty sure that would instantly tip over...
01-31-12 | 02:32 AM
#2508
Would you just look at it
Joined: Aug 2011
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From: Denver
Bikes: good ones.
Needs moar stem.
01-31-12 | 06:44 AM
#2509
soft pedal zen
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Bikes: Absolutely
Positive saddle to bar rise... so jack.
01-31-12 | 05:07 PM
#2511
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From: Modesto, Ca
Bikes: klein quantum, litespeed tuscany, bianchi pista concept, centurion comp ta, centurion super le mans, traitor ringleader
01-31-12 | 05:11 PM
#2512
Senior Member
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From: Baton Rouge, LA
And no food retention, if you consider that jackass.
01-31-12 | 05:14 PM
#2513
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From: Columbus
Bikes: Pegueot UO8, Tommaso Augusta
and aero spocks
01-31-12 | 05:34 PM
#2514
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From: Modesto, Ca
Bikes: klein quantum, litespeed tuscany, bianchi pista concept, centurion comp ta, centurion super le mans, traitor ringleader
true, not having a place to put your burrito is definitely jackass.
JK didn't notice the no fooT retention, that is def jackass on a fixed gear with no brakes. i could maybe see it if its fixed with two brakes and no foot retention...but that might be jackass as well (is two brakes on a fixed gear jackass? or just overly cautious?)
aerospokes tend to be jackass modifiers to me....like if it has other jackass things going on and an aerospoke its like +1 lol....i have seen bikes though that had aerospokes and wern't jackass at all. i remember that guy Gyeswho on here had some beefy looking bike with racks and dual aerospokes and liked it allot
JK didn't notice the no fooT retention, that is def jackass on a fixed gear with no brakes. i could maybe see it if its fixed with two brakes and no foot retention...but that might be jackass as well (is two brakes on a fixed gear jackass? or just overly cautious?)
aerospokes tend to be jackass modifiers to me....like if it has other jackass things going on and an aerospoke its like +1 lol....i have seen bikes though that had aerospokes and wern't jackass at all. i remember that guy Gyeswho on here had some beefy looking bike with racks and dual aerospokes and liked it allot
01-31-12 | 05:47 PM
#2515
hamcycles.com
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I do like that it looks like it's never been ridden.
it's probably not worthy of the jackass thread, but the combination of everything is really nauseating.
it's probably not worthy of the jackass thread, but the combination of everything is really nauseating.
01-31-12 | 05:49 PM
#2516
enginerd
Joined: Nov 2005
Posts: 732
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From: MKE
Bikes: officially too many now...
https://cinellionly.blogspot.com/2010/03/cinetica.html
edit: look like the C-record levers are still on the flat bars! waahh
Last edited by EnzoRWD; 01-31-12 at 05:51 PM. Reason: terribleness
01-31-12 | 09:21 PM
#2518
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From: Arlington, TX
Bikes: 2008 Surly Cross Check, 2010 Fuji Track Comp
oooh poor Cinetica! I've never seen mtn spd/platforms, granny stem, delta brakes, downtube shifters all on one bike
https://cinellionly.blogspot.com/2010/03/cinetica.html
edit: look like the C-record levers are still on the flat bars! waahh
https://cinellionly.blogspot.com/2010/03/cinetica.html
edit: look like the C-record levers are still on the flat bars! waahh
That's the blog I saw it on, too. Also, it has a mis-matched fork. If you look through that blog, though, there are some decidedly porn-worthy shots of other Cinelli bikes.
01-31-12 | 09:32 PM
#2519
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From: Arkansas
Bikes: '81 Fuji Royale/ '96 Rockhopper
01-31-12 | 09:37 PM
#2520
Your cog is slipping.
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From: Beverly MA
Bikes: EAI Bareknuckle
That 2nd pic is one of the best things I've ever seen.
01-31-12 | 09:45 PM
#2521
hamcycles.com
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don't be mad you can't skid 53/13 bro
01-31-12 | 09:46 PM
#2522
Your cog is slipping.
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From: Beverly MA
Bikes: EAI Bareknuckle
Judging by how far his right foot is off his pedal, that kid can't either.
01-31-12 | 09:55 PM
#2523
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From: Arkansas
Bikes: '81 Fuji Royale/ '96 Rockhopper
Nice seat post.
01-31-12 | 09:57 PM
#2524
Your cog is slipping.
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From: Beverly MA
Bikes: EAI Bareknuckle
Fail.
That's actually how it's supposed to look on that frame.
That's actually how it's supposed to look on that frame.
01-31-12 | 09:59 PM
#2525
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From: San Francisco
^What's the problem with the seatpost?
Edit: scrod beat me to it
Edit: scrod beat me to it