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The official *all new* Jackass thread (keep it fun)

Old 10-26-11, 10:43 PM
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crabon/campy/rapha/roadie-bro.

next step is recumbent.




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Old 10-26-11, 10:45 PM
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Thats probably this guy...https://www.bmeres.com/index.htm

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Old 10-26-11, 10:57 PM
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Originally Posted by Leukybear View Post
You're not, sorry.
That's it, you're dead, ****er.

School yard, after class.

****'s about to get real.
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Old 10-26-11, 11:08 PM
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Originally Posted by PluperfectArson View Post
That's it, you're dead, ****er.

School yard, after class.

****'s about to get real.
I hope your threshold for pain is lower than mine which is ridiculously low.
And if you're of the female variety, my differentiation skills degrades exponentially past the 3rd shot of jager.

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OURY's!!!!
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Pound sign: Kilo TT
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Old 10-27-11, 01:53 AM
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The official leader facebook page once again delivers.
At least the weight of it is balanced.


The face of the perpetrator:
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Pound sign: Kilo TT
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Old 10-27-11, 02:00 AM
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Originally Posted by Leukybear View Post
The official leader facebook page once again delivers.
At least the weight of it is balanced.
haha i was just gonna post this...but jesus christ anyways
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Old 10-27-11, 02:01 AM
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Originally Posted by Leukybear View Post
The official leader facebook page once again delivers.
At least the weight of it is balanced.


The face of the perpetrator:
It's 2005 all over again.
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Old 10-27-11, 02:02 AM
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Old 10-27-11, 04:03 AM
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But he's wearing a Green Lantern hat...
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Old 10-27-11, 09:11 AM
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"Kiiiiiilllll meeee"



I don't even know why I go on VS anymore, PedalRoom is superior in every way (save the marketplace).
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Old 10-27-11, 09:16 AM
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I wonder how close his steerer tube comes to his face
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Old 10-27-11, 09:25 AM
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Originally Posted by Leukybear View Post

"Trackbikes, Lifestyle, Lunchroom, Gallery"
is jackass all by itself.

Precisely the kind of shop I'd never want to have anything to do with.

Last edited by Scrodzilla; 10-27-11 at 10:11 AM.
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Old 10-27-11, 09:30 AM
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me:https://farm7.static.flickr.com/6237/...44087108_b.jpg UGH
friend: what's wrong with that
pretty tight
me: if you're being serious then we can't be friends anymore

/cry
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Old 10-27-11, 09:56 AM
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Aside from the HED/Aerospoke mismatch, it's not bad.
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Old 10-27-11, 09:59 AM
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did you miss the green?
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Old 10-27-11, 10:06 AM
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Originally Posted by Scrodzilla View Post

"Trackbikes, Lifestyle, Lunchroom, Gallery"
is jackass all by itself.
That caught my eye as well.

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Old 10-27-11, 10:21 AM
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Originally Posted by Scrodzilla View Post

"Trackbikes, Lifestyle, Lunchroom, Gallery"
is jackass all by itself.

Precisely the kind of shop I'd never want to have anything to do with.
The shop is in Amsterdam... is that a justifiable excuse?
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Old 10-27-11, 10:33 AM
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No.
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Old 10-27-11, 12:03 PM
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Oh hai Prolly!
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Old 10-27-11, 12:42 PM
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I would replace the saddle and tires and then ball out of control on that bike.
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Old 10-27-11, 12:42 PM
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When I say "out of control" I mean crashing into things.
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Old 10-27-11, 12:50 PM
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From BME's website up there -

https://www.bmeres.com/ronny.htm



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Old 10-27-11, 01:43 PM
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What the I don't even...
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Also: that guy did a nice job of putting the levers over the grips!
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