Would explain 47bpm; blood doping.

You fools, Bush is NOT Satan, he is merely a pesky demon masquerading as a clueless world leader.

who said he was satan? maybe he just likes eating puppys and drinking baby blood. Hell, I like eating raw fish.

My bad, I mistook the blood and puppy comments and let my imagination go wild.

They fill his tires with the last breaths of... of... of... of the puppies taken before he eats their heads.

Are all you guys Canadian? Am I the only red blood drinking American here tonight?

I thought I heard he took cute little fluffy bunnies, fixed their mouths to his valves and crushed them instead of using a pump.

His frame is made from the remains of a tribe of headhunters from Papua New Guinea. He killed the entire tribe while they slept.

His brake pads are skulls.

His biking shoes are made from the tanned hides of babies and puppies.

Bush has low hr because when he isn't pushing old ladies into traffic he's either jogging or bench pressing pretzels

His valve stem caps are little skulls too. And let's not speak of the spokes. No spoke speaking please. I just ate.

His personal trainer is Thor.

his tires are inflated with mustard gas and he preps the tubes with anthrax to make them slide into the tire/rim easier

he's a sick man with a huge head

His hubs have proximity activated blades that pop out whenever they sense another cyclist's calves.

I think he rides on Nikes, so you're probably right.

A reporter passed him once. He fed the reporter and the reporter's family to Barney.

Wait!!! Is that Cheney on back of that motorcycle??!!! What's he up to? He appears to be pointing something at the TDF champion.


EDIT....Your work's cut out for you (so to speak) Mr. Penguin!

A side affect of having such a huge head, George Bush can telepathically suck his rivals' power and use it for himself. This is the real reason nobody can keep up.

No, Cheney is in an undisclosed location.



This is getting rediculous.

Actually, the movie Scanners was modelled after the Bush family.

But of course. Things often get spun out of control when dealing with large headed world leaders.


Cheers,

Ron
Wasatch Mountain Range, Utah

OMG l00K!!!111 He's throwing a baby into LA's spokes!!!

That tricky bastard!

wow... I've never read so many bad punchlines in such quick sucession.