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Jackass BFSSFG poseur tarck bicyclist of the day

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Old 05-18-09 | 10:43 PM
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Originally Posted by Samwiches
This one just posted:


That was my post. I was just trying to make somebody laugh (mostly me). But I did get an offer for $600!
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Old 05-18-09 | 10:54 PM
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Way to go then : )
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Old 05-18-09 | 11:53 PM
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Originally Posted by bbattle
Some trick of the camera shot or is that Leader suffering some alignment problems? (rear dropouts aren't centered)

Am I seeing things or did he not respace that hub and then spread his front fork to 120 to make it fit?


If so, it's about time we finally have an awesome entry in this thread again.
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Old 05-19-09 | 01:48 AM
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Old 05-19-09 | 01:48 AM
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https://www.mplsbikelove.com/forum/vi...hp?f=7&t=11934
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Old 05-19-09 | 04:31 AM
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Originally Posted by bmw5nkj
ouch.
cervelo p3 fixie is what the owner calls it huh?
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Old 05-19-09 | 04:58 AM
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Uh... that's not a perfectly straight on picture of the leader guys... chill.
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Old 05-19-09 | 09:56 AM
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You can see that the front wheel is not aligned with the stem regardless of the camera angle.
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Old 05-19-09 | 11:52 AM
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I posted on CL regarding some POS bike. No long rant. Just made fun of it and the other crap bikes the guy was selling. He emailed me:

Not sure why you r posting bad things about me. you r interfering with myt lively hood. I think we should meet and discuss this face to face. If u r such man to open your mouth when I've done nothing on cl to ever offend anyone. I've only ever treid to build resonab ly priced bikes for the community. U my friend do not know much.. why don't we meet tomorrow or this evening to further discuss this issue.. what do u say?

I figured u wouldn't respond to my first email. U ****** ass hipsters like to hide behind the computer. u never know who u r ****ing with like for instance a guy who has a cousin with the secret service who can trace cl postings or email addresses. OR a guy who loves to fight and doesn't know how to stop...But hey, if u like to meet up let's do it. -d love to meet u. Tonight tomorrow whenever. If not mind your business and think twice before u **** with a mans livelyhood... someguys take things to the extreme overe little things like this. Well..So to offend u. Hahah...talk
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Old 05-19-09 | 11:55 AM
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Originally Posted by elTwitcho
Am I seeing things or did he not respace that hub and then spread his front fork to 120 to make it fit?


If so, it's about time we finally have an awesome entry in this thread again.
fork looks carbon, can that even be bent?
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Old 05-19-09 | 11:56 AM
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other than the risers, what's wrong w/ that P3??? Just like any other track bike that is being ridden on the street....
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Old 05-19-09 | 11:58 AM
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who spends 4 grand on a frame to only put risers and straps on it?
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Old 05-19-09 | 12:08 PM
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if I had TONS of extra cash, I probably would. Except I would put bullhorns on instead of risers. It would be fun to haul ass around town on that thing haha.

Except I would put nicer pedals on it, mavic ellipse wheels, a thomson stem, etc etc
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Old 05-19-09 | 06:26 PM
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Mr Cervelo is rolling over in his grave...
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Old 05-19-09 | 06:47 PM
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Originally Posted by foofmaster
You can see that the front wheel is not aligned with the stem regardless of the camera angle.
I'm looking at the seatstays; the one on the right is way out there; meanwhile, you can barely see the one on the left.
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Old 05-19-09 | 07:11 PM
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Originally Posted by Geordi Laforge
I posted on CL regarding some POS bike. No long rant. Just made fun of it and the other crap bikes the guy was selling. He emailed me:

Not sure why you r posting bad things about me. you r interfering with myt lively hood. I think we should meet and discuss this face to face. If u r such man to open your mouth when I've done nothing on cl to ever offend anyone. I've only ever treid to build resonab ly priced bikes for the community. U my friend do not know much.. why don't we meet tomorrow or this evening to further discuss this issue.. what do u say?

I figured u wouldn't respond to my first email. U ****** ass hipsters like to hide behind the computer. u never know who u r ****ing with like for instance a guy who has a cousin with the secret service who can trace cl postings or email addresses. OR a guy who loves to fight and doesn't know how to stop...But hey, if u like to meet up let's do it. -d love to meet u. Tonight tomorrow whenever. If not mind your business and think twice before u **** with a mans livelyhood... someguys take things to the extreme overe little things like this. Well..So to offend u. Hahah...talk
so ur the f***kr that's f***ing wid my livelihood??? we should sitll meet in face 2 face with my secret service bro cousin u hipster
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Old 05-19-09 | 07:22 PM
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to the people tripping on the leader, there is nothing "wrong" with the bike. The picture is all sideways.

If you actually take a look, you can see the seatpost is not centered, but on the left, which means the whole frame is angled, which accounts for the dropouts being more visible on the left than right.

And the wheel is angled also, which accounts for why you can see more hub on the right side.
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Old 05-19-09 | 07:23 PM
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Originally Posted by bbattle
I'm looking at the seatstays; the one on the right is way out there; meanwhile, you can barely see the one on the left.
We know. That's because the camera isn't perfectly in the plane of the frame.
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Old 05-19-09 | 07:46 PM
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Originally Posted by oldfolksmashers
so ur the f***kr that's f***ing wid my livelihood??? we should sitll meet in face 2 face with my secret service bro cousin u hipster
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Old 05-19-09 | 07:57 PM
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Somehow, I think the front wheel on that leader is dished asymmetrically like a rear wheel on a multi speed bike
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Old 05-20-09 | 05:42 AM
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Old 05-20-09 | 06:35 AM
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Old 05-20-09 | 09:26 AM
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Found this on the General Cycling Forum. Poster wanted to know wtf?

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Old 05-20-09 | 09:53 AM
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Old 05-20-09 | 10:17 AM
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this is a description of a bike on craigslist:

not safe.

This is a brand new GMC mountain bike, with good reviews, disk breaks, and dual suspension. I assembled it myself, and then never rode it. It needs to be calibrated and adjusted since I am not a bike tech. It is still available from Amazon for $250, so I'm asking for $200 - non-negotiable.

(Here's the link at amazon)

Thanks,
Josh

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